r/Eugene • u/HalliburtonErnie • Jan 12 '23

RANT THREAD META

WINCO IS DISCONTINUING THE DISCOUNT FOR USING YOUR OWN BAGS EFFECTIVE 2/1.

USPS CHARGES $1.10 FOR ONLINE CHANGE OF ADDRESS.

MY VERY WORN CONVERSE LET IN WATER FROM EVEN THE SHALLOWEST PUDDLES.

MY WRIST IS SORE, SO I HAVE TO USE MY PEPPER GRINDER WITH MY NON-DOMINANT HAND ON TOP, WHICH FEELS AWKWARD AND IS SLIGHTLY MORE TIME CONSUMING.

JALAPEÑOS AND AVOCADOS CAN BE A CRAPSHOOT OF TASTELESSNESS THIS TIME OF YEAR.

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u/eug_wariowarts Jan 12 '23

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF PEDESTRIANS AND BICYCLISTS WEARING DARK CLOTHING WHEN IT'S DARK AND RAINY, WITH NO LIGHT SOURCE ON THEM. DRIVERS CAN'T SEE YOU!

PLEASE WEAR REFLECTIVE CLOTHING AND CARRY A DAMN LIGHT SOURCE WHEN YOU'RE OUT AFTER DARK!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE ME IF YOURE BLASTING ME WITH THE HEADLIGHTS OF A THOUSAND BURNING SUNS

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u/Bjorn_The_Bear Jan 12 '23

I CANT USE REFLECTIVE CLOTHING OR A LIGHT SOURCE BECAUSE THEY DON’T COME IN BLACK!!!

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u/Eugenian Jan 12 '23

YOU COULD USE A BLACKLIGHT.

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u/medialyte Jan 12 '23

SORRY MY CHEAP ASS BIKE LIGHT DIED IN THE RAIN ON THE WAY HOME

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u/uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnah Jan 12 '23

THATS WHY YOU WEAR REFLECTIVE CLOTHING AS WELL, DONT PUT ALL YOUR HENS IN ONE BASKET

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u/11B4OF7 Jan 12 '23

WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF BASKET FIR HENS?

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u/uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnah Jan 12 '23

A PRO LIFE BASKET, OBVIOUSLY, WHICH IS THE ONLY KIND OF BASKET THAT WOULD EQUATE HENS WITH EGGS AS I DID 🙈