r/Eugene • u/HalliburtonErnie • Jan 12 '23

RANT THREAD META

WINCO IS DISCONTINUING THE DISCOUNT FOR USING YOUR OWN BAGS EFFECTIVE 2/1.

USPS CHARGES $1.10 FOR ONLINE CHANGE OF ADDRESS.

MY VERY WORN CONVERSE LET IN WATER FROM EVEN THE SHALLOWEST PUDDLES.

MY WRIST IS SORE, SO I HAVE TO USE MY PEPPER GRINDER WITH MY NON-DOMINANT HAND ON TOP, WHICH FEELS AWKWARD AND IS SLIGHTLY MORE TIME CONSUMING.

JALAPEÑOS AND AVOCADOS CAN BE A CRAPSHOOT OF TASTELESSNESS THIS TIME OF YEAR.

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u/FuktOff666 Jan 12 '23

IF YOU ORDER FOOD DELIVERY LEAVE YOUR F$&@ING PORCH LIGHT ON!

side note: Electric salt and pepper grinders changed my life

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u/Fableux Jan 13 '23

ALSO IF YOU TIP ME LESS THAN THREE DOLLARS I AM EATING SOME OF YOUR FRIES AND TAKING A SIP OF YOUR DRINK

--A DISGRUNTLED DOORDASHER

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u/Im_Not_A_Robot_2019 Jan 13 '23

THAT SEEMS FAIR