r/CrappyDesign May 08 '22

Splitting slide, because why not.

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u/lIllIlllIl May 08 '22

Sperm die at body temperature so it's really just sperm's fault.

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u/RattleYaDags May 08 '22

Birds have their testicles inside their body. It's possible. We were cheated by evolution.

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u/z500 May 08 '22

They also can't move their eyes and they poop out the same hole they use to fuck

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u/Infinite-Cheek4427 May 08 '22

I also poop out the same hole I use to fuck