r/CrappyDesign • u/psw03 • May 08 '22

Splitting slide, because why not.

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u/-BananaLollipop- Artisinal Material May 08 '22

Whoever designed this hates kids.

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u/leuk_he Comic Sans for life! May 08 '22

There is this theory that child play should have some danger. So they grow up taking care their own safety. Maybe breaking a arm, but nothing more.

The kid learned a lesson...

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u/ds9001 May 08 '22

It's about sending a message

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u/dasgudshit May 08 '22

If anyone wants to send me a message I rather not receive it via my balls.

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover May 08 '22

We can always just pump it into your ass.

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u/Demodonaestus May 08 '22

don't threaten me with a good time

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u/OrangeNutLicker May 08 '22

China got rid of the one child rule the same day they legalized this slide.

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u/Viqtor_ May 08 '22

I mean hey… Kid’s not gonna go down a slide testies first anymore

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u/Fluffy_Morning_1569 May 08 '22

You send one of our guys to the hospital , we send one of your guys to the morgue.

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u/robgod50 May 08 '22

Got dark pretty quick there.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

It’s about making an example.