r/CrappyDesign • u/psw03 • May 08 '22
Splitting slide, because why not.
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u/SmartestIdiotAlive Comic Sans for life! May 08 '22
RIP lil buddy
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u/AJigsawnHalo May 08 '22
RIP lil' buddy's lil buddies.
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u/HiIamCrimson May 08 '22
i think the original comment was referring to those lil buddies
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u/potat489 May 08 '22
Your testicles don't have little testicles?
Its fractal testicles all the way down
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u/Fraktal55 May 08 '22
I've seen a lot of fractals in my days
But testicle fractals? That's a new one.
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u/FloppyDickFingers May 08 '22
Fracticals is the technical term.
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u/INVENTORIUS May 08 '22
Fracticles ? Fractacles ?
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u/sethboy66 May 08 '22
Fractacles is pronounced fracta-clees and there’s nothing you can do to change mind.
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u/HammySamich May 08 '22
What a diabolically horrible design.
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u/Fluffy_Morning_1569 May 08 '22
Yeah , testicles have so many design flaws.
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u/lIllIlllIl May 08 '22
Sperm die at body temperature so it's really just sperm's fault.
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u/RattleYaDags May 08 '22
Birds have their testicles inside their body. It's possible. We were cheated by evolution.
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u/Fluffy_Morning_1569 May 08 '22
That child’s testicles travelled into their body.
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u/z500 May 08 '22
They also can't move their eyes and they poop out the same hole they use to fuck
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u/CheesecakeConundrum And then I discovered Wingdings May 08 '22
People can get rectourethral fistulas which cause you to poop out of your dick.
In addition, women can also have rectovaginal fistula.
So maybe you too can one day poop out of your fuckhole.
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u/OverlySexualPenguin May 08 '22
if you can't protect your balls how could you protect your kids?
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u/Dreadedsemi you are not color blind May 08 '22
Your kids will stomp and kick your balls every chance.
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u/sofazen May 08 '22
Unless country needs to reduce the number of boys. In one way or another.
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u/nerd_entangled May 08 '22
The lady was speaking Japanese so that country is probably the last country that wants to do that.
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u/ResolverOshawott May 08 '22
Getting a direct hit between the legs like this hurt for girls as well.
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u/cownd May 08 '22
Whoever designed it should be personally shown why it's so utterly unsuitable. Repeatedly shown.
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u/ScottColvin May 08 '22
There are insane regulations for slides...how did this get past anything?
Then again I grew up on bark dust and death traps.
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u/vivisocool May 08 '22
5 bucks says he got back up and on the slide again
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u/overly_flowered May 08 '22
And fall over again
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u/TomatoAcid May 08 '22
Been watching for 3 minutes now.. he never learns his lesson
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u/EnderCreeper121 May 08 '22
Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain.
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u/soveraign May 08 '22
Dormammu: You're going to get hit in the nuts for eternity. I find this hilarious. What do you get out of this?
Dr: I have chosen poorly
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u/PordonB May 08 '22
I saw a few splitting 3 way slides as a kid. Its not the splitting thats a problem, its that this one split too far down.
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u/arrowkid111 Reddit Orange May 08 '22
Yeah the one at my elementary school had it right at the top, this one is so far down two kids going down it at the same time might just bump into each other
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u/frogsgoribbit737 May 08 '22
They are very common at toddler parks because the slides are short. But yeah the split is way too low.
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u/CoffeeAmigo And then I discovered Wingdings May 08 '22
I can't stop watching that kid fall all over and over again
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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep May 08 '22
I know; I also find Reddit's video player controls to be unintuitive.
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u/Verige May 08 '22
Abela hahaha aaaaaah uewuh
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u/Joon01 May 08 '22
"Abunai!" Japanese for "danger." It's often used as a "look out," "careful," or "don't touch that" with kids.
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u/heartscrew May 08 '22 edited May 08 '22
I can watch kids fall off slides whole day.
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u/-BananaLollipop- Artisinal Material May 08 '22
Whoever designed this hates kids.
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u/leuk_he Comic Sans for life! May 08 '22
There is this theory that child play should have some danger. So they grow up taking care their own safety. Maybe breaking a arm, but nothing more.
The kid learned a lesson...
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u/ds9001 May 08 '22
It's about sending a message
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u/dasgudshit May 08 '22
If anyone wants to send me a message I rather not receive it via my balls.
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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover May 08 '22
We can always just pump it into your ass.
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u/Fluffy_Morning_1569 May 08 '22
You send one of our guys to the hospital , we send one of your guys to the morgue.
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u/Naly_D May 08 '22
There was a slide in my town that opened in the 90s, 40 meters high (that’s 130 feet for other measurement users), it was fully enclosed but halfway down it had rollers to make a thunderous echoing sound in the slide. It made it 6 months before they realised the uptick in broken fingers, hands and wrists was from the fact not all children slide feet first with their hands in the air…
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u/BMO888 May 08 '22
What were the rollers for? Were they steel rollers like on a assembly line or something? I’m trying to picture this abomination.
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u/Thane_Mantis May 08 '22 edited May 08 '22
Are we sure theory wasn't conceived by someone who hates kids? /s
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/sto make it clear my question was intended as a joke.27
u/ToiIets May 08 '22
No it's a bit of a reflexive idea created by the helicopter parenting of the past couple of decades. It's thought that with overprotective parents comes anxious people because they grow up knowing there are things they shouldn't do but don't know why, and that extends past childhood.
The popular parent idea now is a bit of sit back and only stop them doing something that's too dangerous, and don't tell them off when they hurt themselves.
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u/BigHandLittleSlap May 08 '22
I keep saying that my toddler is learning physics one ouchy at a time.
Today's lesson was excess momentum.
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u/patatadislexica May 08 '22
We are not... But tbf i was a right nutter as a kid but now i'm very consious of getting injured until It comes to surfing then i'm still a nutter...
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u/Throwaway--user May 08 '22
A right nutter you say.... did you lose your left nut in a playground accident per chance?
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u/lynxSnowCat May 08 '22 edited May 08 '22
link for desktop :
https://imgur.com/r2fW2o7
NBApoolparty (January 5 2016)image source :
https://adi-fitri.tumblr.com/post/105355206099/its-a-sword-its-not-meant-to-be-safe-my
AdiFitri (Dec 16th, 2014)quote source :
https://www.google.ca/books/edition/Hogfather/KoaYoRNAowwC?gbpv=1&pg=PA138&printsec=frontcover
Hogfather (Discworld Novel 20) ; pg 138
Terry Pratchett (1996; 2008 ed.)12
u/Yeokk123 May 08 '22
I broke my left arm when I was a kid, now it has harder time to build muscle because it has limited range of movements on my elbow.
It’s shitty when it’s my dominant arm and I can’t do pull ups or monkey bars because that arm will shut down and gave way if too much strength is asserted.
I’m still not giving up trying to build my arm up
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u/seanalltogether May 08 '22
While I agree with this as a parent, the child has to have some power over choosing their level of danger. For example putting a rock climbing frame next to some stairs. This design doesn't really fit that case because gravity is taking that decision away from the kid.
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u/jeffnnc May 08 '22
There was a comedian several years ago and I can remember who it was, but their bit was on why there are so many stupid people in the world today. He said it was because of all of the child safety features on everything. The dumb kids used to just get killed off and the smarter ones survived. Now all the dumb kids are surviving into adulthood.
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May 08 '22
That was also a time when people just let their disabled kids die. That's not how it's done these days (at least not in the countries in which this context is relevant - and everyone reading already understands that) - and the parents will go to jail for a long time if they do.
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u/hectoralpha May 08 '22
yes, he learned about politics - you don't like either choice but you should pick one anyway.
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u/Bedroom-Eastern May 08 '22
This is nuts
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u/Revolutionary-Bed597 May 08 '22
What nuts? My guy doesn't have any more 💀
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u/chilseaj88 May 08 '22
Came to the comments hoping for exactly this. Your contributions are greatly appreciated.
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u/ThisIsNotKimJongUn May 08 '22
Ow my balls!
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u/superchimpa May 08 '22
How to become sterile and get brain damage in less than a minute.
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May 08 '22
Nah, dude's fine, he was probably wearing a diaper, and probably only got brain damage, nothing to worry about.
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u/CuberTuber780 May 08 '22 edited May 08 '22
Developers: We tested for everything. There's no way for someone to mess it up
End user:
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u/Gyoshi May 08 '22
It’s fine, it’s just designed for older kids with longer legs and actual motor control
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u/Connect-External-423 May 08 '22
I got to tell you this way better subs for this shit. take my upvote and be well
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u/IRatherChangeMyName May 08 '22
It went exactly as I expected, and cracked up anyways
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u/Reb_Aim May 08 '22
Whoa whoa whoa, did this person stop filming to HELP their child? What kind of parent does that? Sick!
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u/OcciferDoofus May 08 '22
If you French fry when you’re supposed to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time...
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u/Cue_626_go May 08 '22
Designed and installed entirely by people without crotches. Literally anyone could look at this and see what was about to happen.
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u/BadSanna May 08 '22
This is the greatest video I've ever seen. This is it. We're done. The interwebz has finally fulfilled its grand destiny. I bid you good day.
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u/cultcraftcreations May 08 '22
Dude spread his legs and invited doom