r/CrappyDesign • u/KoldunMaster • Dec 25 '19

Ladies and gentlemen, the pinnacle of human stupidity.

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u/GalaxyWar3 Dec 25 '19

What happend to the one on the right?

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u/KoldunMaster Dec 25 '19

Failure

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u/RajaRajaC Dec 25 '19

Jokes on you, it will now be duct taped to a wall and sold for $100000000000

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u/crystalmerchant Dec 25 '19

And then eaten from said wall

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u/lonely_crona Dec 25 '19

With the plastic on it

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u/bipnoodooshup Dec 25 '19

Obligatory money laundering and/or tax evasion spiel. Oh and rich people bad.

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u/DrSheldonLCooperPhD Dec 25 '19

Hey you don't need to call me out like that

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u/Odin_se Dec 25 '19

That's just racing stripes. It's obviously a super fast banana. It'll go through you in record time.

Alternatively you're seeing a super rare split second image of a batman banana as it's morphing into its dark uniform. If you'd seen the video of this event you'd hear a tiny voice singing; bananana nana nana, bananana nana nana, Batnana!! While the morphing occurred.

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u/2010_12_24 Dec 25 '19

They didn’t get it protected in plastic quickly enough.

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u/N_Echo Dec 25 '19

Brown bananas are safe to eat

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

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u/TheLordReaver Dec 25 '19

Yellow bananas are safe to eat too

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

happy cake day

on christmas

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u/IAmVeryFascist Dec 25 '19

Nothing. It literally looks fine.

Do you never eat bananas with a little bit of brown on the peel?

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u/supersnorkel Dec 25 '19

It concerns me how many people think the right banana is not good to eat

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u/Jonahbeans69 Dec 25 '19

Happy cake day

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u/Aljrljtljzlj Dec 25 '19

It's pregnant.

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u/Onetimeredditorabc Dec 25 '19

To me, just looks like shadow of the phone being held over for photo

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u/coastiefish Dec 25 '19

These are actually toys. They are squishy bananas. I got one for my kid as a stocking stuffer.

https://www.peacocks.co.uk/squeeze-banana-375e49.html

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u/why-am-i-here98 Dec 25 '19

There is a shadow on it that makes it looked bent or squashed.

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u/fuckymcfuckfucker Dec 25 '19

Dinner wasn't ready when banana husband got home