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r/CrappyDesign • u/box_cardinal_peanut • Apr 14 '19
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... the headlight from the train?
234 u/alt-fact-checker Apr 14 '19 Well, when it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way. 244 u/rrr598 Apr 14 '19 The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end. The realist sees a light at both ends. The conductor sees three idiots standing on the tracks. 59 u/box_cardinal_peanut Apr 15 '19 This is beautiful. I'm stealing this. 28 u/rrr598 Apr 15 '19 I think it’s an old German joke. I saw it somewhere on tvtropes 21 u/Nickbou Apr 15 '19 Nice try, but I’m not losing 4 hours of my life browsing that site. Not again… 6 u/five_hammers_hamming Apr 15 '19 Instead you'll lose four hours on Reddit. 3 u/Baikeru Apr 15 '19 Every time 2 u/Bromlife Apr 15 '19 Although... 2 u/Xalticus Apr 15 '19 This hit a little too close to home. 3 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19 Is there also a German joke about how that conductor might end up with PTSD if they don't get off the tracks in time? 2 u/SMLimon007 Apr 15 '19 She's "on track" to a "bright future". That's how I see it.
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Well, when it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way.
244 u/rrr598 Apr 14 '19 The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end. The realist sees a light at both ends. The conductor sees three idiots standing on the tracks. 59 u/box_cardinal_peanut Apr 15 '19 This is beautiful. I'm stealing this. 28 u/rrr598 Apr 15 '19 I think it’s an old German joke. I saw it somewhere on tvtropes 21 u/Nickbou Apr 15 '19 Nice try, but I’m not losing 4 hours of my life browsing that site. Not again… 6 u/five_hammers_hamming Apr 15 '19 Instead you'll lose four hours on Reddit. 3 u/Baikeru Apr 15 '19 Every time 2 u/Bromlife Apr 15 '19 Although... 2 u/Xalticus Apr 15 '19 This hit a little too close to home. 3 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19 Is there also a German joke about how that conductor might end up with PTSD if they don't get off the tracks in time? 2 u/SMLimon007 Apr 15 '19 She's "on track" to a "bright future". That's how I see it.
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The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end. The realist sees a light at both ends. The conductor sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
59 u/box_cardinal_peanut Apr 15 '19 This is beautiful. I'm stealing this. 28 u/rrr598 Apr 15 '19 I think it’s an old German joke. I saw it somewhere on tvtropes 21 u/Nickbou Apr 15 '19 Nice try, but I’m not losing 4 hours of my life browsing that site. Not again… 6 u/five_hammers_hamming Apr 15 '19 Instead you'll lose four hours on Reddit. 3 u/Baikeru Apr 15 '19 Every time 2 u/Bromlife Apr 15 '19 Although... 2 u/Xalticus Apr 15 '19 This hit a little too close to home. 3 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19 Is there also a German joke about how that conductor might end up with PTSD if they don't get off the tracks in time? 2 u/SMLimon007 Apr 15 '19 She's "on track" to a "bright future". That's how I see it.
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This is beautiful. I'm stealing this.
28 u/rrr598 Apr 15 '19 I think it’s an old German joke. I saw it somewhere on tvtropes 21 u/Nickbou Apr 15 '19 Nice try, but I’m not losing 4 hours of my life browsing that site. Not again… 6 u/five_hammers_hamming Apr 15 '19 Instead you'll lose four hours on Reddit. 3 u/Baikeru Apr 15 '19 Every time 2 u/Bromlife Apr 15 '19 Although... 2 u/Xalticus Apr 15 '19 This hit a little too close to home. 3 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19 Is there also a German joke about how that conductor might end up with PTSD if they don't get off the tracks in time? 2 u/SMLimon007 Apr 15 '19 She's "on track" to a "bright future". That's how I see it.
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I think it’s an old German joke. I saw it somewhere on tvtropes
21 u/Nickbou Apr 15 '19 Nice try, but I’m not losing 4 hours of my life browsing that site. Not again… 6 u/five_hammers_hamming Apr 15 '19 Instead you'll lose four hours on Reddit. 3 u/Baikeru Apr 15 '19 Every time 2 u/Bromlife Apr 15 '19 Although... 2 u/Xalticus Apr 15 '19 This hit a little too close to home. 3 u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19 Is there also a German joke about how that conductor might end up with PTSD if they don't get off the tracks in time?
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Nice try, but I’m not losing 4 hours of my life browsing that site. Not again…
6 u/five_hammers_hamming Apr 15 '19 Instead you'll lose four hours on Reddit. 3 u/Baikeru Apr 15 '19 Every time 2 u/Bromlife Apr 15 '19 Although... 2 u/Xalticus Apr 15 '19 This hit a little too close to home.
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Instead you'll lose four hours on Reddit.
3 u/Baikeru Apr 15 '19 Every time
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Every time
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Although...
This hit a little too close to home.
Is there also a German joke about how that conductor might end up with PTSD if they don't get off the tracks in time?
She's "on track" to a "bright future". That's how I see it.
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u/AeviDaudi Apr 14 '19
... the headlight from the train?