r/Conservative • u/KnowledgeAndFaith Imago Dei Conservative • Nov 12 '21

Congratulations to the Caucasians and Asians of this subreddit on the new merger: Cauc-Asia. Satire - Flaired Users Only

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u/C17AIFORCE Nov 12 '21

Lmao, I can’t wait for the mental gymnastics from the media.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '21

The categories that actually make sense historically are:

  1. Native Americans. Were here for thousands of years.

  2. Descendents of slaves. Didnt get a choice in coming here.

  3. Mexicans in the Southwest, since the southwestern USA is historically and culturally unified with Northern Mexico.

  4. Everyone else. Chinese, Indian, Bengalis, Italians, English, Scottish, German, Lebanese, etc. Left the old country of their own free will to try and make it in the land of opportunity.

Categories that the left uses:

  1. Whites

  2. Everyone else

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u/FlowComprehensive390 Conservatus Maximus Nov 12 '21

It's because the left are anti-white and just use the "baffle them with bullshit" defense when called out on it.

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u/tinathefatlard123 Nov 12 '21

The classic Chewbacca defense