r/Conservative • u/Pessimist2020 • Dec 22 '20

Americans Excitedly Anticipate Getting Paid With Their Own Money Satire - Flaired Users Only

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-excitedly-anticipate-getting-paid-with-their-own-money
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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20 edited Dec 22 '20

I’m adding aftermarket parts to my car. Part of me feels bad about it, but I’ve been working and paying taxes this whole time, and I never got my last stimulus check. I really don’t need the money. At least it will stimulate a local mechanic.

Edit: Turbos for everyone!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

Don’t feel bad. I’m going to buy a couple ounces of premium weed.

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u/campingkayak Federalist Dec 22 '20

Make your money go further, grow your own plants!

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u/OutlierForLife Don't Tread on Me Dec 22 '20

Throw that money in corporate cannabis and it'll go even further 😏

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u/campingkayak Federalist Dec 22 '20

Be careful, those stocks are very unreliable, maybe a marijuana mutual fund.

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u/OutlierForLife Don't Tread on Me Dec 22 '20

The alternative harvest ETF is at a good entry point. And yes, MJ is the stock ticker 😁

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u/Leading-Bowl-8416 Dec 22 '20

Hey if we keep printing money, that green will be worth more than cash...