r/Conservative • u/Pessimist2020 • Dec 22 '20

Americans Excitedly Anticipate Getting Paid With Their Own Money Satire - Flaired Users Only

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-excitedly-anticipate-getting-paid-with-their-own-money
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u/MichelleObama2024 Dec 22 '20

Well technically it's not. I'm sure you know but the US is in massive debt. This stimulus is funded entirely through new debt.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20 edited Jul 22 '21

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u/Little-Reality2459 Dec 22 '20

We could start selling off some assets, like land. You know, things people do to repay when they are deep in debt.

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u/polkm Dec 22 '20

But muh worthless all aluminum light armored zoomy combat ships!

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u/SometimesSpendsKarma Lockdowns are Fascist Dec 22 '20

Time to finally hire a Paul (Rand).