r/Conservative • u/huckingfoes 1A, 2A, etc. • Nov 23 '20

Walmart Thanks Government For Completely Obliterating Their Small Business Competition Satire - Flaired Users Only

https://babylonbee.com/news/walmart-thanks-government-for-completely-obliterating-their-small-business-competition/

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u/gregariousbarbarian Anti-leftist Nov 23 '20

And people vote for this thinking they’re part of the “resistance” lmao

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u/IamYourBestFriendAMA Libertarian Conservative Nov 23 '20

I still see Biden supporters with the #Resist or #Resistance tags on Twitter. Fucking idiots.

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u/gregariousbarbarian Anti-leftist Nov 23 '20

I wonder if they’ll resist the inevitable invasion of the US military into a new far away land...

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u/MadDog1981 Moderate Conservative Nov 24 '20

NeverTrumpers like Kristol are absolutely turgid at all the brown people Biden is going to bomb.

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u/gregariousbarbarian Anti-leftist Nov 24 '20

Brown lives only matter to the left if they live here (and vote democrat of course)

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u/MadDog1981 Moderate Conservative Nov 24 '20

It's been the worst quality of American foreign policy since Carter. We stick our noses in these centuries old conflicts and pick a winner and then are shocked that it bites us in the ass every single time.