‘Trump Is Scared To Debate!' Says Party Whose Last Candidate Had To Quit Politics After Debate

[u/Ask4MD]

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-is-scared-to-debate-says-party-whose-last-candidate-had-to-quit-politics-after-debate

[u/hondaridr58]

This should be on "NotTheBee".

[u/MarioFanaticXV → u/hondaridr58]

Bee articles often have factual headlines, but then will still have clearly satirical content in the actual article.

[u/Uno_mano55]

Hey brigadiers! How y’all doing??

[u/Photograph1517 → u/Uno_mano55]

Got my first Reddit cares message today. It's like a trophy.

[u/lurkin4days → u/Photograph1517]

You can report it. Reddit will send out an automatic warning to whoever sends those

[u/Photograph1517 → u/lurkin4days]

I did I think

[u/ImaginaryDonut69 → u/Photograph1517]

But trust them when they say they definitely care more about this country than you 😂

[u/lurkin4days → u/Uno_mano55]

They’re out in force today

[u/[deleted] → u/lurkin4days]

They will be until after the election. 

[u/Probate_Judge → u/lurkin4days]

Not just with normal votes/comments either from what I've heard. "Reliable sources" you know. :P

I wasn't told much, but it could be very bad based on other subs in the past.

I hope our mods are documenting everything very carefully. Will make for good journalism for someone, if nothing else.

I wouldn't put it past admin to try to damage or even ban the sub even before I was told this, because they've been doing it to others for years at this point.

Actually, I think we're right near a decade since Chairman Pao went viral and she stepped down not long after, then we got stuck with space comrade Spez, who was even worse.

With that, I'm off for a while. Things to see, people to do.

[u/ImaginaryDonut69 → u/Probate_Judge]

Chairman Pao...God damn that takes me back. Reddit use to have a pretty decent libertarian streak, feels like it got wiped out after 2016.

[u/pineappleshnapps → u/Probate_Judge]

I can’t believe it’s been that long

[u/Parking_Purple_4951 → u/Uno_mano55]

I'll answer for them. Breathing heavily, and actively deciding whether they should pat themselves on the back for being rEvoLuTiOnArIeS. Also unemployed.

[u/Blunt555 → u/Parking_Purple_4951]

“You guys are weird”😏🤓

[u/Ty--Guy → u/Blunt555]

Indeed. Even my flair says so.

[u/Pinot_Greasio → u/Uno_mano55]

Bunch of losers as always!

[u/JaypiWJ → u/Uno_mano55]

Would think if we had a shitload of brigadiers this comment would be wildly down voted

It is in fact possible to have people who are not in line with the uniparty Republican but are still conservative

[u/ProbablySatirical]

I love how Trump is basically forcing her first public unscripted interview. It would literally be an hour or more of her being on the hot seat.

[u/[deleted] → u/ProbablySatirical]

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[u/ProbablySatirical → u/[deleted]]

An interview style maga rally if she doesn’t show.

[u/[deleted]]

Trump wants to wait for an official democrat nomination before agreeing to debate = he's refusing to debate

Wants a debate on fox = he's scared, he needs Fox to save him

Trump wants a fair election process where not everything is decided by democrats = he's a wimp running scared

Kamala rejects Fox debate offer = it's obviously because she's above Fox news and is right not to waste her time with that.

Can you say 1984? It's here in full force.

[u/Hectoriu → u/[deleted]]

It's Trump vs Kamala and the entire msm. We are now undeniably a country with state-run media.

[u/Roadrider85]

Trump debated the last guy and he quit, so I don’t think Trump is “scared” to debate someone who’s not even the official nominee yet.

[u/ImaginaryDonut69]

Lol, he agreed to debate the democratically nominated candidate on the Leftist side of this insane political system we have. Not the plutocrat's choice. Democrats really think they can just swap nominees out like crayons and people won't notice the total lack of Democratic process. _Calling up donors" is not "grass roots". The Harris/[Shapiro?] campaign is fraudulent from Day 1.

[u/mairmair2022]

Scared to debate Harris who has problems stringing together coherent statements. So scared.

[u/[deleted] → u/mairmair2022]

something something coconut tree? *cackling noises*

[u/Duck_man_ → u/[deleted]]

The wheels on the bus go round and round

[u/EntranceCrazy918 → u/mairmair2022]

Harris can't string together coherent statements, AND she flip-flops more than any other candidate in history. Her performance is going to be abysmal.

[u/AUorAG]

The only fair debates are when the DNC dictates terms - Kamala refusing to debate on Fox = Trump afraid to debate. I’m sure the next requirement will be Kamala gets a teleprompter and pre-scripted answers, but Trump must not be aware of any questions he will be asked.

[u/Fuckfentanyl123 → u/AUorAG]

Yeah, for sure. Also, I bet you Biden got all of those perks for his debate too, but because of how shot he is, he STILL blew it lmao.

[u/LemartesIX → u/Fuckfentanyl123]

That's probably why he did so poorly. Rather than answering questions off the cuff, which he is still somewhat able to manage if the drugs are kicking, he had to try to remember the 2 weeks worth of prepared questions and answers they tried to cram in his head. They knew every question ahead of time, and he still blew it.

[u/GeneJock85]

At first I thought I wandered into r/politics until i saw it was satire.

[u/Photograph1517]

Kamala team thinks they can play Trump's game and come out on top lmao

[u/NascentCave]

I thought this was supposed to be a satire site. Can't tell the way the Bee is crushing it with their titles

[u/AtomBalance]

Here’s a secret: Everything that the liberals accuse conservatives of, they do. It's the ultimate type of projection. They label conservatives weird because that was the criticism of Kamala before she became their leading candidate. They label Trump as incoherent because Biden is a walking corpse/dementia-ridden old man. They say Trump is scared to debate when they've done everything they can so far to not ask Kamala any tough questions. They strive for your ignorance and their ability to gaslight you.

[u/zeddzolander]

They wish he was scared, they are the ones that are scared. Remember everything they accuse us or an individual with they themselves are always guilty of doing it.