r/Conservative • u/Ask4MD Conservative • Aug 03 '24

‘Trump Is Scared To Debate!' Says Party Whose Last Candidate Had To Quit Politics After Debate Satire - Flaired Users Only

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-is-scared-to-debate-says-party-whose-last-candidate-had-to-quit-politics-after-debate

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u/mairmair2022 Aug 03 '24

Scared to debate Harris who has problems stringing together coherent statements. So scared.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

something something coconut tree? *cackling noises*

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u/Duck_man_ Millennial Conservative Aug 03 '24

The wheels on the bus go round and round

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u/EntranceCrazy918 American Conservative Aug 04 '24

Harris can't string together coherent statements, AND she flip-flops more than any other candidate in history. Her performance is going to be abysmal.

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u/dorian_grey8 Aug 03 '24

He said he would. He’s just tired of these little turds always getting what they want on their terms. Come play in trumps arena he’s already been to theirs plenty of times.

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u/Icy-Needleworker6418 Aug 03 '24

He set up a time. She’s the one who seems bent on not doing it

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