r/CapitolConsequences • u/Jordan_WUSA9 Verified Journalist • Sep 23 '22

QAnon believer Doug Jensen convicted on all counts in Jan. 6 case CONVICTION

https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/national/capitol-riots/jury-convicts-qanon-believer-who-chased-officer-goodman-on-all-counts-in-capitol-riot-case-douglas-jensen-eugene-goodman-iowa-des-moines-q/65-9dc6ad71-2e6a-4f0d-96b4-d180b45ed347
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

well the good news is that trump is still shadow-president so he can shadow-pardon him

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u/iamDanger_us Sep 23 '22

awesome and then he can enjoy his shadow-freedom after he gets shadow-released from shadow-prison!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Shadow Trump can get him shadow-released just by shadow-thinking about it.

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u/stupidsuburbs3 Sep 23 '22

I’m thoroughly enjoying this shadowfreude

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u/dtmjuice Sep 23 '22

I know we're shadow-looking on the shadow-bright side here, but shadow-prison sounds terrifying and fantastical.

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u/iamDanger_us Sep 23 '22

I imagine all the prison guards would be dementors and/or nazgûl.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

While he's out of shadow prison, we'll keep him locked up in real prison.