Hi guys! I bought this lil dude the other day. I’ve called him scampi for now but I want a really funny name like a dark humour kinda of funny so I was wondering if you guys could help me out

Obviously the funniest will be named the fish

I’ve got shrimp too but there all called Jacques but I’m open for changes

Please pretty please help me find a funny name for my little betta 🙏🏻😛