Pig Goes Ham

[u/ScottGotRekt]

https://gfycat.com/PitifulTameAndeancat

[u/hardshooter92]

That pig has every intention of growing up to be a douchebag. nothing cute About a smelly shit bean.

[u/MulderD → u/hardshooter92]

Ha. That pig ain't growing up. It's getting turned into carnitas.

[u/Stalked_Like_Corn → u/[deleted]]

If God didn't want us to eat pig, he wouldn't have made it out of bacon and ham.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

And if the right thing isnt eating bacon he is no god of mine.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Existing causes cancer

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

so does weed and alcohol, your point?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

so what you mean is you have absolutely no way to counter bacons awesomeness since it is literally too awesome to deny.

[u/a_supertramp → u/[deleted]]

tastes pretty good tho tbf

[u/GermanHammer → u/[deleted]]

When are you gonna tell us all you're a vegan too?

quick edit: LMFAO I wrote this reply before I clicked on your username and found out you actually ARE a vegan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8

[u/GermanHammer → u/[deleted]]

There is a joke that says vegans just cant help but tell others that they're vegans. With the way you speak about killing a pig it reminded me of that video I linked which is why I made a light-hearted joke. It's just icing on the cake when it turned out to be true. Don't kid yourself. You're not special to me.

Also the video is not about plants or meat it's about the people. So, no, there isn't anything objectionable about eating only plants, but the way the people act is objectionable. I'm done spoon feeding you.

[u/DarlingDont → u/[deleted]]

What else are you gonna do with those meat-eating chompers of yours?

[u/DarlingDont → u/[deleted]]

Yes. Yes, I think that. ^{Fuckin' git.}