r/4chan 1d ago

Murica

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u/DrDMango 1d ago

America’s prudishness is so weird. I guess it comes from how much more Christian it is than any other Western nation.

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u/Tsansome 1d ago

Turns out if your country is founded by an ultra-orthodox group of religious nutters whose entire identity is based on a rejection of fun you end up with:

  • 50% of the population being religious nut jobs terrified of any kind of pleasure

  • 50% of the population being total hedonists who identify themselves based on their rejection of the other 50%

While both sides suck, turns out it’s a bit more annoying when group A is always in charge.

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u/Orion7734 1d ago

account based in UK

Lol, lmao

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u/a-sad-dev 1d ago

Yeah we put most of our religious nuts on a boat like 400 years ago and shipped them off to the new world. Wonder how they got on...

u/bshootingu 22h ago

They literally left to get away from you, interesting historical revision my dude. Do the American revolution next!

u/HDpotato 22h ago

yeah they left... because the brits weren't puritanical enough for them...

that's worse than being put on the boat, so whatever you feel comfortable telling yourself

u/bshootingu 22h ago

Leaving of your own volition is worse than being forced? You sure about that champ?

u/HDpotato 21h ago

champ 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

hi Mr Reddit

u/ThisPresentation5291 19h ago

R*dditor for 12 years

u/KOCEnjoyer 8h ago

You can always tell

u/KairoFan small penis 19h ago

They became the most powerful nation the world has ever seen.

u/hussainhssn /fit/izen 16h ago

Yeah that’s what happens when you have slaves that you force to do work and oceans separating you from the consequences of your actions. Anyone not succeeding in that circumstance is actually retarded.

u/Noke_swog /fa/g 15h ago

Damn if it was that easy why didn’t everyone else do it

u/Jolly-Garbage-7458 13h ago

To answer your question for everyone else reading, most powerful countries at the time did have some form of slaves but obviously that wasn't the only factor in the growth of the United States. I'm very interested in the other users answer though, I know it's gonna be some bullshit.

u/Significant-Pay4621 12h ago

And then imported millions of fanatical Muslims. Seems like you are OK with religious nuts if their skin is a few shades darker than your own.

u/a-sad-dev 11h ago

Wasn’t my choice bud.

u/OnePastafarian 19h ago

Ah britbong detected opinion rejected. TYFS