Caught this PUNNER running in the wild.

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 17 '19

Where's the reddit post?

46

u/franklinscntryclb Jun 17 '19

Real human bean and a real hero.

25

u/Beardie-Boi-420 Lord Commander of KFH Jun 17 '19

Killer Bean

19

u/Blutality Jun 17 '19

A cinematic masterpiece

23

u/HawXo9er Jun 17 '19

*Masterpeas

0

u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 17 '19

r/PUNCOPS! ON THE GROUND! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST PUNNER!

21

u/CanOTatoChips Jun 18 '19

Don’t be so aggressive

We come in peas

4

u/viv___ Jun 18 '19

Goddamit

1

u/ValkyrieM27 Jul 01 '19

You really shouldn’t do that... I used to like peas before you just ruined them for me. Also, tmi dude...

3

u/DC052905 Jun 18 '19

It’s ‘people of paranomasia’. Don’t use the ‘p*nner’ slur, it offends people.

2

u/HawXo9er Jun 18 '19

Whoa man don’t say the p-word with a hard u

-1

u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 18 '19

I'll just say people are under arrest. How bout that?

5

u/Spaceyboys Detective Jun 18 '19

SHE’S A KILLER... BEEEEEAAAAAN!!!

3

u/mouldyicecream Jun 18 '19

dynamite with a laser bean

1

u/ValkyrieM27 Jul 01 '19

Almost all the way to a Sammy. Just need just need you to pickles up some mustard and ketchup to the rest of the picnic.

29

u/H3LLSANDMAN Jun 17 '19

I prey all the thyme

10

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

I pray with the sages

3

u/EricHannemann Jun 18 '19

I’m an atheist. I don’t carrot all

1

u/communisuk Jun 17 '19

“HIGH ALERT! THERE’S AN INVADER , OVER”

18

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Cheese-us Christ this is a weird post

2

u/miket001 Captain Jun 17 '19

Freeze scumbag, r/punpolice

4

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Shit shit shit shit

3

u/miket001 Captain Jun 17 '19

You are coming with me handcuffs you and puts you in my car

6

u/CommonMisspellingBot amasing bott Jun 17 '19

Hey, miket001, just a quick heads-up:
comming is actually spelled coming. You can remember it by one m.
Have a nice day!

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u/miket001 Captain Jun 17 '19

Oh thanks, english is not my native language

-1

u/synical101 Detective Jun 17 '19

r/punspetznaz ON THE GROUND, TO THE GULAGS WITH YOU

1

u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 17 '19

Gulags were captured.

1

u/synical101 Detective Jun 17 '19

No... impossible

1

u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 17 '19

Yeah. Last week actually. r/PunGulag

4

u/X-Drakken Jun 18 '19

r/punrestistance stop loafing around fight

1

u/miket001 Captain Jun 18 '19

Too late, mate after 1 hour he's arrested

2

u/X-Drakken Jun 18 '19

Actually there's a 45 minute rule so that doesn't count

1

u/miket001 Captain Jun 18 '19

Its changed back to 1 hour

2

u/X-Drakken Jun 18 '19

You should have bean on your gourd. My food puns are of the hook. I don't carrot all about that. I'm here to hunt you.

1

u/miket001 Captain Jun 18 '19

Oh, Well come and get me punner...

2

u/X-Drakken Jun 18 '19

Your end is rye. Some of these puns are a bit cheesy. You cannoli dream of freedom. r/punresistance is the supreme defender of the innocents. We will rice up and beat the punpatrol once and for all.

1

u/miket001 Captain Jun 18 '19

Hm your puns weren't bad I'll give you that, but you will never stop the anti-pun! We will keep on fighting till the last man!

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u/blackyjunior07 SWAT Jun 17 '19

r/punresistance here let him go or I’ll be forced to nae nae you

21

u/SebwasC00L Jun 17 '19

I got your back lettuce get them and if they run we will ketchup with them!

3

u/DC052905 Jun 18 '19

Now I want salad :(

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Constable u/ca1caros here requesting backup, we have defectors

2

u/SebwasC00L Jun 18 '19

You can NUT catch me ha ha ha!

2

u/TheRealRealster Jun 17 '19

I'm a citizen, but I guess I can help

1

u/sixfootninja Jun 18 '19

Calling for more backup. Let's get the better of r/punresistance

2

u/nickjg890 Jun 17 '19

I've got your back bro

2

u/Rain_silverblood “Not with the revolupun” Jun 17 '19

Me too

2

u/Stopitsugar Jun 17 '19

Me tree

-2

u/blackyjunior07 SWAT Jun 17 '19

Yeah I’ll give you some n-word passes JIK as I have plenty

1

u/Rain_silverblood “Not with the revolupun” Jun 17 '19

Ok then

6

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

That’s a little corny

5

u/CR33P3RYT spetsnaz officer Jun 17 '19

This is more of a r/boneappletea

1

u/UltraLuigi Jun 18 '19

Only the first one, the others are puns

4

u/KDubzzz2 Jun 17 '19

They forgot to say "Ramen."

0

u/lew916 Jun 17 '19

r/punpatrol LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!! Do you have any concealed weapuns scumbag?

1

u/KDubzzz2 Jun 17 '19

Relax. I did not mean the pun. I am a Pastafarian, not one of those punning scumbags. I meant to worship the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. Besides, I am one of you, working undercover.

5

u/Andynisco Jun 17 '19

First we have to meat in secret

4

u/HawXo9er Jun 17 '19

This is a real masterpeas.

3

u/Original_Buffalo Jun 17 '19

Can someone please confirm the sauce of this incident?

1

u/Original_Buffalo Jun 17 '19

Oooh... penny hasn’t dropped yet, argh, that’s embarrassing. Sauce / source ... yep... because of the beans and rice, yeah... They’ll kill themselves when they realise...

3

u/CharlesK52 Jun 17 '19

Lettuce make like a tree and leave the puns roam free! 😁

2

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

I didn’t know the BFG had a Twitter account

2

u/MoleculeWolf Rikers Island Jun 18 '19

Why can't you guys just stay on Reddit good lord -loads uzi and 9mm-

0

u/sixfootninja Jun 18 '19

Just ensuring punners out in the wild aren't armed with concealed weapuns and creating chaos. We need and deserve a peas'ful world

1

u/tacocat0807 Jun 17 '19

I need a ton of help a skeleTON

1

u/legacymedia92 Jun 17 '19

Twitter screenshot on Facebook screenshotted and posted to Reddit, where a twitterbot will repost it again.

It's an orboros of reposts.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

You're going away for a long time, PUNk. oh no

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

I guess you could say he was caught punning

1

u/LuigiGaster75 Security Guard Jun 17 '19

Sorry to break it to ya bud, but that's twitter.

1

u/Crimzonite Jun 17 '19

R’amen

1

u/crikeywotarippa Jun 18 '19

Give peas a chance

1

u/inFAM1S Jun 18 '19

Mmmm. Lettuce wrap

1

u/Scotty_Hassett Alcatraz Island Jun 18 '19

We need world peas

1

u/Scotty_Hassett Alcatraz Island Jun 18 '19

This sub is so fucking dumbbbb. It only has 68 chromosomes

1

u/iamnotawook_ Jun 18 '19

Peas be with you all

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19

Lord forgive me as I only use this sub to look for puns

1

u/AWalnut9 County Jail Jun 18 '19

This is a great plan(t)

1

u/RuthlessIndecision Jun 27 '19

Rice above?

1

u/ramdonuser Jun 17 '19

/r/bonappletea

Caught this PUNNER running in the wild. Report