r/worldnews • u/TheTelegraph The Telegraph • Nov 28 '24

Putin's youngest daughter 'living in Paris under a pseudonym' Russia/Ukraine

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/11/28/putin-youngest-daughter-paris-pseudonym-luiza-rozova/
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u/HisDictateGood Nov 28 '24

Her last partner fell out  a window in a tragic unavoidable accident.

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u/Low_Ambition_856 Nov 28 '24

We've all been there, just hanging out by the window on the 8th floor specifically informing the world that we are not and have never been suicidal and accidentally experienced a tumble.

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u/_Xaradox_ 29d ago

And humbly shutting the window behind you so nobody else gets hurt

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS 29d ago

While your local friendly KGB handler muches down on a banana and careless drops the slippy peel by the window. Happens to the best of us

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u/downrightEsoteric 29d ago

I can't do this!

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u/Carthuluoid 29d ago

Is that your true or just funny?

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u/HisDictateGood 29d ago

Just a joke. I honestly didn't even know Putin had kids till this post.

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u/Carthuluoid 29d ago

It really could have gone either way

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u/cugeltheclever2 29d ago

Oh, just like Peter Thiel's last partner!

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u/TheHyperCombo 29d ago

But it wasn't the fall that killed her. She survived the fall. It was the big radio that fell out the window after that killed her.

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u/saciopalo 29d ago

he left the toothpaste open