r/wizardposting • u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor • 3h ago

I'M GIVING AWAY FREE IMP FAMILIARS TO PEOPLE WHO VOTE FOR ME! GET 'EM WHILE THEY LAST! Evil Wizardpost

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458 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/The_Hij Hastur, stop asking about Carcosa 3h ago

Already voted for you.

holds out hands

GIVE

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 3h ago

Ith gives Hastur the "imp"

Take good care of him! :) He likes salmon and catnip!

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u/The_Hij Hastur, stop asking about Carcosa 3h ago

Is already wearing a "Cat Dad" shirt with 'Cat' crossed off and 'Imp' written over it in glitter pen.

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u/No_more_Bucket_ Scotch Wizard Councilor/ Agnu Cahtfeesh 3h ago

https://preview.redd.it/vetxf0ez38ce1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=150c3b0055d034311e07cdf9fe584db1e6149488

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 3h ago

Hey! Get out of the box of kitt- Er, I mean, uh, "imps"!

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u/EveryPea7340 Lars (Pretty much wizpostin's Doom Slayer) 3h ago

Thats a cat with poorly taped on wings and horns.

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 3h ago

No no no, this is a genuine, authentic imp from the depths of hell! His name is Mittens!

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u/EveryPea7340 Lars (Pretty much wizpostin's Doom Slayer) 3h ago

he points a laser pointer to ith'raal

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 3h ago

AAAAHHHH!! MITTENS, NO!!

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u/EveryPea7340 Lars (Pretty much wizpostin's Doom Slayer) 3h ago

he starts laughing his ass off

SORRY ITH'RAAL, AHAHHAHHAHAHHA

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 3h ago

YOU'RE NOT SORRY, YOU FIEND!

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u/EveryPea7340 Lars (Pretty much wizpostin's Doom Slayer) 3h ago

IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY MATE, I CANT STOP MYSELF AHAHAHAH

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u/IndependentMoney9891 3h ago

I'm somewhat of a cat with poorly taped on wings and horns myself 😌

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u/spacemagicbullshit 3h ago

This stinks of fuckery but I'm willing to get involved and twist it to my own ambiguous ends.

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 3h ago

There is totally, definitely no catch! Now, take an "imp" that is not, in fact, a kitten!

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u/spacemagicbullshit 3h ago

I behold these vile toe beans

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u/Klutzy-Ad-3286 2h ago

This is the greatest thing I’ve read all day!

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u/patoman12 Mauritius, zealous scholar, eye of Archaneus 3h ago

"Free? How undevilish..."

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 3h ago

There is no catch, haha! Take 'em while they last!

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u/OwORedditReal 3h ago

ME ME ME ME ME

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 3h ago

He can be yours for the low, low cost of your vote!

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 3h ago

Vote here, of course!

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz 3h ago

/uw awwwww adorbs

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u/riley_wa1352 Illusionist 3h ago

Gimme goober

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u/Arch3m Wizard 2h ago

Is this even legal?

Anyway, vote. Give imp.

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 2h ago

No, it's probably not legal. But what are they gonna do, stop me?!

Take good care of him! :)

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u/Klutzy-Ad-3286 2h ago

How does one care for an imp? I’ve only had cat familiars?

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 2h ago

Oh, the exact same way as a cat. Cat food, litter box, souls of the damned, a little salami as a treat...

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u/Klutzy-Ad-3286 2h ago

That’s very convenient! Although, I thought the souls of the damned are only a treat for cats not part of their regular diet. They tend to cause cavities

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 2h ago

Oh, really? Thanks for letting me know!

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u/Klutzy-Ad-3286 1h ago

Yeah rot is a pain.

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u/RealBurger_ Willow the catfish wizard 2h ago

Are they able to go underwater? Or perhaps they get an oxygen mask?

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 2h ago

They'd be really angry if you tried to put them underwater. You could try an oxygen mask, but... I make no promises for your own safety!

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u/RealBurger_ Willow the catfish wizard 2h ago

Guess I'll stick to goldfish

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 2h ago

Hey! No! Wait! I'll make him a diving suit!

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u/RealBurger_ Willow the catfish wizard 2h ago

Ok then

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u/JCtheWanderingCrow Diviner 2h ago

Where’s my imp??

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 2h ago

https://preview.redd.it/v6nqz1tlj8ce1.png?width=1240&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0253dc79265f47ae7a8a18f1fc1516b38cebd93

Right here, my friend!

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u/JCtheWanderingCrow Diviner 2h ago

Do I have to do some kind of ritual to make him sprout wings? This imp also doesn’t seem old enough to be weened! Are you running an imp mill?

The people demand answers!

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 2h ago

Right, right, sorry!

https://preview.redd.it/4fsjxyuhk8ce1.png?width=1240&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9d5a45435d0d127886f734da593a657a5ed336e

This is your imp! And no, I am not running an imp mill, those are inhumane—even for my standards!

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster 1h ago

Wait aren't the imps in the hells free, like you can just go there with a comicly sized butterfly net(fireproof) and like capture a bunch for your own purposes?

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 1h ago

Well... yes, but then you need to deal with customs, and you need a visa... It's a lot more trouble than it's worth! I'm saving you the hassle!

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u/JadedToon Servon, half-dragon sorcerer, full time single dad 40m ago

Done.

Gimme two and I will be on the lookout to convince others to vote for you as well.

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal, Archdevil of Memories, Claret Isles' High Inquisitor 34m ago

Deal!

Take your two cat- er, imps!

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u/JadedToon Servon, half-dragon sorcerer, full time single dad 32m ago

Takes both and hands to daughter

Now if you will excuse me, I got a skeleton to disassemble.

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u/totallynotrobboss Thrak the dwarven artificer/Elisa the android 9m ago

Thrak holds a cucumber up to the "imp"