r/wizardposting • u/Own-Training1099 • Oct 29 '23

Wizard that punishes jerks, by Turning them into furriers!? Foul Sorcery

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u/BraSS72097 Oct 30 '23

In this tome: the scribe's thinly veiled fetish

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u/Regularjoe42 Oct 30 '23

It's not veiled.

This is literally the first page of a fetish pornography series.

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u/Fungerbestwaifu 8 Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga Summoner Oct 30 '23

In that case, my dear pornomancer, could you give us the source?

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u/Beesta Oct 30 '23

The artist is rusheloc They are on twitter and patreon.

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u/A_True_Loot_Goblin The best offense is a good defense, and a 700 Nitro Express Oct 30 '23

They are also found on e621, which is where every other furry artist is located.

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u/normalreddituser3 Chronomancy Uurving X111 Oct 30 '23

Oh thank God, I don't want to have to go on twitter. Also, very few of the artists I know are on e621.

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u/A_True_Loot_Goblin The best offense is a good defense, and a 700 Nitro Express Oct 30 '23

I was talking about nsfw artists, I would just go to the artists Twitter just to see where they else can be found like fur affinity or the recent bluesky, though you need a code to make an account for the latter one.

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u/normalreddituser3 Chronomancy Uurving X111 Oct 30 '23

I was talking about nsfw artists as well and I refuse to make a Twitter account.

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u/A_True_Loot_Goblin The best offense is a good defense, and a 700 Nitro Express Oct 30 '23

You don’t need to make an account to look at someone else’s account, you just need it if you want to follow and like posts.

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u/normalreddituser3 Chronomancy Uurving X111 Oct 30 '23

Yeah but twitter is extremely annoying when you don't have an account, especially with nsfw users.

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u/normalreddituser3 Chronomancy Uurving X111 Oct 30 '23

Twitter? No thanks. I'll stay with the artists I know.

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u/Tackle-Shot Arcanic Incarnated Golem Oct 30 '23

When you have the time please share the sauce with us.

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u/killmekindlyplz Calum, former apprentice Oct 30 '23

the council demands I get them the source of this vile image so that it may be purged from our realm. And definitely not for any... other reasons

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u/Sufficient_Row_4818 The Allfucker Oct 30 '23

https://preview.redd.it/pnzb4ddrvbxb1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743b06fdcf45eb373a64287728a161adc93a7921

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u/LemonyLimes03 Oct 30 '23

Looks like that old dude from Gravity Falls

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u/Sufficient_Row_4818 The Allfucker Oct 30 '23

stan

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u/LemonyLimes03 Oct 30 '23

Nah, old man McGucket, I can't attach a photo fsr

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u/Sufficient_Row_4818 The Allfucker Oct 30 '23

Oh him yeah I remember him

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u/Gallbatorix-Shruikan Most Sane Druid Oct 30 '23

Old man McGucket’s Portland dwelling cousin.

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u/xx_swegshrek_xx Warlock Oct 30 '23

How is that a punishment

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u/Aggressive_Set4814 Ectomancer of the Doomed Woods Oct 30 '23

Because he's gonna turn back once it gets good

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u/merigirl Gunromancer Oct 30 '23

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u/Manilawolff Oct 30 '23

WHERE IS THIS DUMPSTER WIZARD

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u/namenamename77 Kaelar, warlock, not fully in touch with reality Oct 30 '23

Ok so I’m not a Druid but hear me out…

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u/IamaJarJar Cursed to be stick Oct 30 '23 edited Oct 30 '23

Where is this dumpster wizard...?

I'm asking so I can... avoid them...

Yea... yea avoid them, thats it

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u/Cognitive_Spoon Mystic Oct 30 '23

Same, I need the dumpster Wizard's location

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

[deleted]

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u/Cognitive_Spoon Mystic Oct 30 '23

Just looking for a change of scenery

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u/AdurnaUnVindr Oct 30 '23

:3

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u/amimai002 Necromancer, Undead rights activists! Oct 30 '23

:3

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u/Expert-Loan6081 Snugglemancer Kobold Oct 30 '23

:3

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u/hrjwhdbee Polaris, local dragon Oct 30 '23

:3

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u/Shying69 Witch Oct 30 '23

:3

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u/A_True_Loot_Goblin The best offense is a good defense, and a 700 Nitro Express Oct 30 '23

:3

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u/MajorDrJO-495 Human Witch rase by dwarves Oct 30 '23

:3

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u/FalseAscoobus Combine Advisor Envoy; technomancer, telepath, psychokinetic Oct 30 '23

If my magic went "BAZOOP!" whenever I spellcasted, I'd be pretty vindictive too

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u/Angel_OfSolitude Oct 30 '23

Simultaneously punishing a dickhead and gaining favor with a group of fanatics, well played indeed. The local furries would do anything for that fine man after this stunt.

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u/SeaChameleon Multiclassing Witch, Indecisionmacer. Oct 30 '23

Would be a jerk just for that outcome

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u/YallGotAnyBeanz Oct 30 '23

A fate worse than death

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u/Bryth_Wolf Chimeric Witch Oct 30 '23

Talk for yourself, I need it, Now, ima go brother some dump wizards

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u/VWXYZArmedOJAMAlv10 Oct 30 '23

I'm a dumpster wizard, I'll just tell you the spell

(/("!}€=(+-&__#!;"!; hand or wand or staff movements

Then say what kind of furry you want to turn into

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u/Bryth_Wolf Chimeric Witch Oct 30 '23

Thanx, its Time to be a furry squared :3

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u/9Tail_Phoenix Oct 30 '23

Haha! This guy just got pranked by the dumpster wizards! Everybody point and laugh at the fully transfigured animal!

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u/Bryth_Wolf Chimeric Witch Oct 30 '23

u know what a wildmagic witch is right?

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u/hanks_panky_emporium Oct 30 '23

Time for science, wizard man. Bet you won't turn me into my fursona.

https://preview.redd.it/c7sk7y9iucxb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8491db3258c666cc21b2e4d284d181acc56ed05b

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u/Koridiace Zorrin Gray, amorphous transmuter Oct 31 '23

I'm still practicing transmutation magic, the best I can do is make you hairier

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u/Harmless_Chimera Chimera, Set'ram's Beastman Oct 29 '23

Plot twist: their into it

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u/Gwyn_Michaelis Will probably become a lich Oct 30 '23

*they're

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u/lookitsajojo Melia - Trans Sword witch Oct 30 '23

*there

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u/normalreddituser3 Chronomancy Uurving X111 Oct 30 '23

That's not a twist

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u/Great_Breeze Violni, Artificer Mage of Mechanical Springs Oct 30 '23

I've seen some interesting ways uptight wizards punish those in need of a lesson, and this is a weirder one.

First off, it is not death. Already receives points for that. Second off, there is a cure from a task that is completeable. Even more points for that, since it isn't eternal damnation.

It is strange though, to be transformed into an Anthro being of all things, so the humanity is still there, and a sex change. At least the jerk in question looks to be turned from male to female.

This is definitely one of the stranger ways to punish someone, but the jerk will definitely learn his lesson. Or find a new drive in life.

This kind of punishment, though I am usually against it, receives my vote.

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u/9Tail_Phoenix Oct 30 '23

What if the twist was that all 100 sex acts have to be with the caster? Would that change your opinion of the spell?

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u/Great_Breeze Violni, Artificer Mage of Mechanical Springs Oct 30 '23

Of course, that changes the cure condition. I would look less upon it for sure. I never liked the slavery curses or punishments.

Of course, the jerk in question is free to live that way until he dies, but if he does not, that is a relatively lengthy amount of time being a sex slave to someone. No matter how attractive they are or not.

Ask yourself, Phoenix of Nine Tails, how would you feel to be forced to have intercourse with someone you don't like to return to your normality? Without the change of the curse, the Jerk would have to act as if this were normal to return. With the change, the psychological torture ramps up far beyond any "Horror Vision" spell.

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u/9Tail_Phoenix Oct 30 '23

Indeed, noone likes to imagine themselves at the end of curses, much the same as noone likes to imagine themselves going to prison. Which is why we all take solace in ignoring the possibility based on the perceived premise that we would have to be guilty of something first. Curses and prisons are usually used as punishment for something, after all.

But all this intellectualism pales in comparison to my Funny Monkey spell, which summons an extradimensional monkey to follow you around and commit silly cartoon hijinks constantly! Is it a punishment? Maybe! It'll certainly change your life, though! JUST LIKE IT CHANGED MINE HAHAHAHA!

I cast Funny Monkey on anyone who reads this! BWAHAHAHA

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u/Great_Breeze Violni, Artificer Mage of Mechanical Springs Oct 30 '23

A radial cast I see? Well, another good practice for Divine Level Counterspells, both to see what works on the monkey and what doesn't work on the monkey.

I will be using a copy spell to recast it upon myself to analyze every tidbit of this curse.

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u/9Tail_Phoenix Oct 30 '23

You don't have to analyse nothin, I'll just tell you:

"Beyond the sight of mortal eyes, weathered by time immemorial, there is a plane of beings who's vast, interstellar civilization has become less than ruin; where not even a single ancient brick or beam still connects to any other. Whether greed or lust, recklessness or wrath undid them, it matters not, for the answers are lost to generations of stars... and all that remains... is slapstick comedy, baybeee! Let's go, nothing like the classics, baybeee, wooo!"

So, yeah, the spell just send a random interdimensional monkey of the ruinous planes a one-time message to come party with you for a millennial or two. They're really quite stubborn, so they do the rest from there. As far as I can tell they're all nihilists, but they can't die, so they wile the eternity away with jokes, pranks, and standup.

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u/Great_Breeze Violni, Artificer Mage of Mechanical Springs Oct 30 '23

Huh. Eternal Life truly does things to beings when they've experienced it for far too long. I have a great path ahead of me.

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u/9Tail_Phoenix Oct 30 '23

And your new monkey friend will be there for you every other step of the way, with an apathetic joke at your expense or a comedic laugh-track worthy blunder that'll land your latest research project at the bottom of some peasant's well. Ooh! I also have a laughtrack spell that recognizes funny moments with your new monkey bestie up to 91% accurately, if you want that!

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u/Great_Breeze Violni, Artificer Mage of Mechanical Springs Oct 30 '23

A problematic as that is, that could bring drive make spells of convenience.

I heard of a Loyalty enchantment which allows objects to return to the caster. Or maybe a locator so that I may find it later. I am on good terms with my local area (I am in Raestria Crann Eternuum.) though I may move soon. I see your curse as a worthy challenge to my Artificery and multi-craft.

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u/9Tail_Phoenix Oct 30 '23

That's the spirit! Wow, nobody's ever appreciated the funny monkeys this quick! It takes most beings a few tears to turn to madness! This is a good day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23 edited Oct 31 '23

Hi members of the order of the rash warlocks please accept this tribute of trare ores and if you want some trash

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u/Pyromancer_Greg Oct 30 '23

The rash warlocks 🤔

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Fixed it

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u/Altruistic-Owl8652 Oct 30 '23

As a gnoll. Please don't. we don't need more races that will cause another rise in slurs

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u/9Tail_Phoenix Oct 30 '23

Good bitch or sir, I don't understand what you could mean by that.

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u/Whole_Pandemic_1740 Necromancer Oct 30 '23

The joke is pornography.

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u/thirteen-thirty7 Oct 30 '23

The joke is a reference to a Nickelodeon show called 100 good deals for Eddie McDaul(? Can't remember the last name).

The source is pornography.

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u/5amtheclam crazed david, conjurer of flora, slayer of undead🌻🧟‍♂️ Oct 30 '23

we must find this foul sorcerer and annihilate their profane existence immediately!

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u/tugboattom5106 Eldorim, apprentice aeromancer Oct 30 '23

That sounds like some pyromancer inquisition nonsense. Freedom of spells for all!!!

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u/creepermemer Spellsword Oct 30 '23

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https://preview.redd.it/wgh1s8g6sbxb1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=7932dd9fd4f053f743de61efe7c628830f16b424

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u/Maocap_enthusiast Oct 30 '23

I worry more about the context of this picture than OP’s

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u/PhoenixMaster730 Idra’sei | Drakewarden Ranger Oct 30 '23

Fucking pyromancers!

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u/Asumsauce Cleric of Kelemvor, Hater of undead Oct 30 '23

If this happened to me, I might cure it by accident

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u/ntdavis814 Spell help line technician in training Oct 30 '23

I know the spell that will turn her back! unzips pants

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u/BruhmanRus_the_boner Zmei, portalmancer of the most powerful sort Oct 30 '23

that's no regular punishment, that's torture. This wizard must be stopped

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u/breadofthegrunge Jegrox the Wise Oct 30 '23

This feels like a more adult Gravity Falls joke.

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u/DreadfulDave19 Agnostic Atheist Wizard. there are dozens of us Oct 30 '23

Hey furries ain't so bad. Unless they're dickheads! In that case... well maybe Unfurry them? Magically

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u/1PheoxDaggon9 Oct 30 '23

Is there more to this

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u/Tackle-Shot Arcanic Incarnated Golem Oct 30 '23

So if you don't have sex with a 100 different person you could stay like this forever and still have sex with same few persons?

I see no downside.

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u/PennyButtercup Oct 30 '23

Can you use this spell on me please? I’m trans.

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u/BackflipBuddha Oct 30 '23

Solution: don’t be an asshole. Or do if you appreciate the “consequences”. I’m not gonna kinkshame you.

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u/GenTheGoddess Oct 30 '23

IT SHOULDVE BEEN MEEEE

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u/nastycrimegoblin shortstack sorceress of ammomancy Oct 30 '23

No I think he’s just a freak

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u/Bryth_Wolf Chimeric Witch Oct 30 '23

What if I invite them to the coven?...

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

Not punk behavior 🚫🙅‍♂️

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u/icybooistaken Oct 30 '23

and also turn them into a female

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u/Smellyshop Rathew the rat wizard Oct 30 '23

Thats a reward

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u/YourBoyTemmieVerse Temmie, the otherworldly souless immortal demonic alchemist. Oct 30 '23

That sounds cool.

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u/fireraptor08 Oct 30 '23

What if they like it

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u/Butter_brawler Oct 30 '23

We meet again, old man…

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u/MysteriousLookinGuy Undercover Council Member Oct 30 '23

…I really should suggest banning this spell to the other council members

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u/DartsAreSick Arch-warlock of Levistus Oct 30 '23

Well, I guess I'm a despicable furry now

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u/clockworkCandle33 Oct 30 '23

I think I hauve Shivering Sickness

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u/FellGodGrima Oct 30 '23

I’ll have her turned back within the day

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u/Walkernorunning Oct 30 '23

This sounds like the R34 version of 100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd.

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u/wafflecon822 Oct 30 '23

where would I find this man? asking for an apprentice

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u/Boatwhistle Derangius Muddlesage Von Pandemonium Oct 30 '23

Plot twist: after curing himself he finds the wizard and asks to be cursed again.

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u/False_Attorney_7279 Atomancer of Los Pueblos Oct 30 '23

A fate worse than death

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u/GetRealPrimrose Oct 30 '23

Hi I’m a jerk

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u/saul_goodman8815 autistic wizard Oct 31 '23

Im going to need to speak with them

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u/Only_Ant1177 Nov 01 '23

So where can i find this wizard exactly?

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u/AretinNesser Omnimancer (master of all arts and elements) Nov 01 '23

UwUmancy is se- ... terrible, disgusting, absolutely abominable.