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u/Deadly_Jay556 6d ago
We’ll give you milk and cookies!
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u/boneologist 4d ago
You dare bribe Santa?!
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u/Deadly_Jay556 4d ago
One of my most favorite lines:
“I’m gonna shove coal so far up your stockings you’ll be coughing up diamonds!”
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u/Dramatic_Plankton_56 6d ago
Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!