Apple Intelligence has a dirty artificial mind

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u/yakeedoo 2d ago

He pays people to put two fingers inside but doesn't watch porn on his cell phone. Just live streams

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u/Fynzou 2d ago

Meanwhile the most my Samsung does is make collages of my chihuahua and tell me she's actually a cat.

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u/Fynzou 2d ago

https://preview.redd.it/6y1o5nfwtube1.jpeg?width=3776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e24a13e3303a3ba6392df7634ded4fa3a294cb53

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u/Available-Payment752 1d ago

Cute cat what's her breed?

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u/AlexithymiacBluefish 1d ago

Mewhuahua

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u/Available-Payment752 19h ago

The great Spain mewhuahua I can see it now

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u/Ok-Introduction4448 22h ago

Hahaha so funny! I am stealing this for my mewhuahuas now.

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u/meowsaysdexter 2d ago

You can't hold both hips and put two fingers inside without having three hands.

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u/Fskn 1d ago

The proctologist told me it was two fingers..

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u/astride_unbridulled 1d ago

I mean, if they have Jack Kelly hands, maybe...

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u/dtbberk 1d ago

Maybe you could hold the hips in between your elbows and manage to curl your arm back in?

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u/averagedickdude 2d ago

Lol sure

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u/WhoIsCameraHead 1d ago

Dude got caught watching porn and posted this just to gaslight his wife

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u/ImmortalGazelle 1d ago

There was a virus! And I was trying to fix it and my pants fell down! No it was a virus!!!

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u/ClumpOfCheese 1d ago

It was a ghost! It’s ectoplasm!

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u/sm0keasaurusr3x 2d ago

I’m gonna call him out. I don’t believe him lol

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u/olde_greg 1d ago

The phone just randomly generated a video?

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u/Cereborn 19h ago

That part is totally believable.

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u/VG896 18h ago

I don't have any conversations

I can tell.