r/surrealmemes • u/HarryPTHD • 5d ago
Envy of endoskeletons transcends time THE ANCIENT ONES
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u/xXGiovanniStortiXx o̖͖̖̠̠̞ ̶̲͝s̲̪̹̦̬͢͢ͅh҉͍̻̝̀i҉̙̮̩̖͟t̷͇̞ ͙̼̼̫̠̖̠̙͟͡w̝͎͕̼̞̺̤̩͚͘͢ą͠ 5d ago
There's any good soul that can explain?
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u/HarryPTHD 5d ago
The resentful insects went back in time and injected embryonic stem cells into our blastocysts.
These foul embryonic stem cells contained mutations that make it more likely for you to break a bone (e.g.: COL1A1 mutation resulting in brittle bones and poor collagen - osteogenesis imperfecta).
As development continues, an organism containing cells of the original blastocyst and injected cells is the result: a chimera.
You are a chimera. I am a chimera. We are all chimeras.
What a horrible present we live in.
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u/Nobodynever01 5d ago
Absolutely :) It's a reference to this
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u/HarryPTHD 5d ago
Wow! I'm so glad that other people are raising awareness about this catastrophic atrocity!
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u/BabaKazimir Ⓐ 5d ago
The real osteoporosis was the genes we sequenced along the way