r/startrek • u/So_Call_Me_Maddie • 1d ago
"Men do not roar! Women roar! And they hurl heavy objects. And claw at you." "The men read love poetry. He ducks a lot" - Worf
Is it just me that thinks this sounds like a lot of fun? Would any of you try it?
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u/ANAL_APOCALYPSE_II 23h ago
I'm down!
That said, didn't Jadzia have a conversation with Bashir about having the occasional broken rib as a result of gettin' freaky with Worf?
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u/Shiny_Agumon 22h ago
There's an entire joke where Quark gets treated after getting married to a Klingon women and then while Bashir is talking to them Worf and Jadzia walk in all disheveled.
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u/naveed23 21h ago
Actually, Quark was seducing his ex wife in that episode. He and Grilka got married and divorced in season 3, Worf didn't show up until season 4.
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u/So_Call_Me_Maddie 23h ago
I always think about poor Tuvok and his Quarters at the end of "Prophecy"
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u/The-Kurgan69 17h ago
We're more like Neelix than anyone will admit. Neelix knew, and he walked right into it. Neelix was about his shit.
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u/LordByronsCup 1d ago
So vanilla.
If you're looking for something a little kinky, join us over at r/KlingonHugDungeons
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u/Aviont1 1d ago
I am a degenerate and clicked the link... Sadly that subreddit does not exist, my day is ruined.
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u/SweetBearCub 13h ago
I am a degenerate and clicked the link... Sadly that subreddit does not exist, my day is ruined.
It was created around 3 hours or so after you left that comment.
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u/JigglyWiener 21h ago
This is my parents marriage lol. I still got the scars from when mom threw an electronic can opener at dad because the can opener did not work right the first time and a piece snapped off and got stuck in my arm.
FYI I can’t raise my voice at another human without crying and I’m a 38 year old dude. Get a handle on your anger now or your kids will have to deal with it later.
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u/LordVericrat 13h ago
Huh, that reminded me of a case where my client's wife was mad he couldn't get an erection so she...threw a laptop at it. It's been a long time but if I recall correctly it did not help the issue.
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u/JigglyWiener 13h ago
Is that a quote from something? Because that’s a perfect story. Absolutely perfectly written and I love it.
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u/LordVericrat 13h ago
Nope, I'm a lawyer, and that is a literal thing that was testified to by my client (and confirmed by the opposing party) in a contested custody matter.
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u/JigglyWiener 13h ago
I mean I generally oppose violence, but that’s the kind of stuff I imagine Vince Vaughn acting out in a 2000s era comedy. “Well that didn’t help the issue at all now did it?!” From the floor after an argument about his wiener.
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u/LordVericrat 12h ago
I have noticed your username is particularly relevant to this conversation.
Yeah this guy was pretty beat down as I remember it, and no, throwing a laptop at his dick did not assist him with his erectile difficulties.
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u/BosPaladinSix 8h ago
I'm sorry you had to go through that, I know how it feels.
The worst time for me was this one evening I was out taking care of our animals and on my way back up to the house there's my mom throwing all of our kitchen chairs out the door. So I waited to go inside until I had seen through the window that she sat back down, went in and out all my stuff away, washed up, and hid in my room. And then like an hour later she's beating on the floor and screaming my name so I go to see what's up and the conversation went like this; You're supposed to go feed the animals now!
....I already did though
What!?!
Yeah like an hour ago.
You went and took care of everything and you didn't report back to me?
Yes.
You went and took care of everything and you didn't report back to me!?!?!
...yes? (This loop repeats a few times)
She ask that again and I snap and I'm like Yes! I fed the animals and didn't say anything to you, because when I got back up to the house you were throwing all of our shit out the front door and I didn't really want to deal with that!!
And then she says See THAT right there is the problem with you. And then went back to the video on her computer, completely ignoring me. To this day I have no idea which specific part of the previous conversation she was trying to point out as my problem, and I really wish I had asked her after she sobered up the next morning but I doubt she'd remember.
Edit; Sorry I hope this isn't like trauma dumping or whatever, I hadn't meant for this comment to be so long.
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u/training_tortoises 14h ago
It sounds fun because it's on TV. I've already suffered abuse at the hands of a woman, as has my door and finances. No, thank you, I'll pass
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u/Dash_Harber 20h ago
I call my partner my little fireball for good reason. Luckily, my dry, snarky humor defuses most fights quickly.
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u/Statalyzer 1d ago
Michael Dorn really sells that Worf is rapturuously entranced by the thought of a woman tossing objects at him as foreplay.