r/spaceporn • u/joosth3 • Oct 07 '22

The tallest mountain in the solar system, Olympus Mons on Mars. It has a height of 25 km, Mount Everest is 'only' 8.8 km tall.

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u/Sojourner_Truth Oct 07 '22

"Where?"

"Right in front of you."

"Oh. Ohhhhh!"

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u/madrushdrummer Oct 07 '22

"We'll camp near the top. The rustlers will be sure to spot us there."

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u/BoJacob Oct 07 '22

"Dear diary, I just made love for the second time!"

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u/animalcrackerjacks Oct 08 '22

Behold, the Great Stone Face of Mars. The only known entrance to the Martian reservation.

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u/TrenchantBench Oct 08 '22

The crater people of Mons.

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u/Iceman_Pasha Oct 08 '22

What about the Great Stone Ass of Mars?

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u/anxessed Oct 07 '22

What about The Great Stone Ass of Mars?

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u/farshnikord Oct 07 '22

Yeah but it's way on the other side of the planet.

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u/kat_gait Oct 07 '22

🎶Ohhhhhh we gotta right to pick a little fight with ruuuustlers! 🎶

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u/lachjeff Oct 08 '22

🎵Somebody wants to pick a fight with us, he better bite my ass🎵

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u/PapuaNewGuinean Oct 08 '22

THANK YOU! I always think of this scene