r/shittyskylines • u/SirSwagAlotTheHung • 3d ago

This is how my brain works now. Satire

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u/Matzep71 3d ago

Where the wind blows, industry goes

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u/Ausiwandilaz 2d ago

Poppy see's as poppy seeds'

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u/chrisver5 3d ago

A yes, the flatterend plateau industrial district.

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u/Cat-needz-belie-rubz 1d ago

What do you mean plateau, you dig the whole thing to bedrock so there’s nothing left

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u/Toast0300 3d ago

CIV VI moment

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u/SFDessert 3d ago

That was exactly my thought. I thought for sure this is a repurposed civ VI meme.

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u/LaFocaParlante 2d ago

i thought this was the civ6 subreddit

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u/Cat-needz-belie-rubz 1d ago

Haven’t tried it, is civ 6 better than civ 5?

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u/Idntevncare 3d ago

instantly pulls out terrain flatten tool and roundabout maker

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u/GapFeisty 3d ago

Literally Mumbo Jumbo mindset

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u/WaddlesJP13 3d ago

This is literally West Virginia/Southwestern Virginia/Eastern Kentucky. They're slicing the tops off mountains and building industrial parks on them to revive industry in the area after coal went obsolete.

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u/Automatic-Plays 2d ago

Hell yeah type shit

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u/XboxLeep 1d ago

Bro and we need it so bad. As much as I love mountains we need jobs so bad

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u/kite-flying-expert 3d ago

Disrespecting the topology and also electricity and waterworks don't go underneath the road where they don't belong.

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u/stan_arca1000000 2d ago

lmao that is why i hate placing industry almost always - and as soon as my average education rate goes up i demolish every single factory

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u/dalatinknight 1d ago

Ah, the outsourcing strat.

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u/Ausiwandilaz 2d ago

Ohh don't get me started on Valheim players.

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u/dreemurthememer 2d ago

It’d be pretty difficult considering the topography.

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u/Nawnp 2d ago

Isn't that what CS isz building cities is otherwise pristine wilderness?

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u/Theleaf2805 2d ago

Workers and Resources moment