r/shittyskylines 5d ago

They told me the Shittyskylines guys will like my work 'MURICA

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u/carrotnose258 5d ago

That’s actually a pretty believable amount of infra for a massive port; you know your stuff, good work

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u/JohnOliSmith Transitmaphobic Manager 4d ago

tbh don't think the port is shitty

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u/Nawnp 4d ago

This should be on the regular cities skylines.

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u/K7Sniper Enjinir 4d ago

That is far, FAR too clean of a junction.

I’m impressed in all the wrong ways on this.

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u/doppelgengar01 4d ago

not shitty enough

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u/ThatChilenoJBro10 If it works, it works 4d ago

This looks pretty dope, me thinks. Maybe the roads are a little crazy but I've seen crazier IRL.

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u/urbanlife78 4d ago

What does this port ship?

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u/Klutzy_Reporter_608 4d ago

Dreams 🥹

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u/urbanlife78 4d ago

Well then that is shitty skylines

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u/szczszqweqwe 5d ago

I'm not sure if "like" is a correct word, but it definitely fits here.

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u/GapFeisty 4d ago

It looks really realistic and good idk what thier talking about.

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u/pr0puff 4d ago

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u/Klutzy_Reporter_608 4d ago

One is built on an older game probably with no mods and the other is built with mods on the newer game, I respect his built. It was very hard to build good intersections in less time in the first game than in the second, however with mods it's a different story.
Also, yes the first built above whatever it is is very short for a rail -that is concerning. My inclines are hardly at max 3% and the curves for rails are not sharp.

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u/aclahm 4d ago

Too organized. 6/10

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u/registered-to-browse 4d ago

TOO MUCH EFFORT I AM DISSAPOINT

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u/TurbulentCatRancher 4d ago

Either “they” were messing with you or “they” don’t exist and this is a weird flex.

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u/nxrada2 4d ago

This literally looks like the Port of Newark😭

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u/Dafrandle 4d ago

the roundabout in the middle of the highway near the bridge is the most 'shitty' thing here. Other than that, I don't see much issue

(edit: image 3 bottom right)

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u/mosquitoiv 4d ago

Clean and tidy GTFO

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u/Traditional_Shake_72 4d ago

Much better than anything I’ve done

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u/biwum 4d ago

Looks awesome but holy is it massive

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u/Klutzy_Reporter_608 4d ago

Very very much, these pics don't do justice to how big it is. This is almost more than the size of my big city's downtown. This is just close to a small IRL city port. If you consider the infrastructure with it, it is the size of my city. I clicked last pic just to show how big it is.

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u/Old_Winner3763 4d ago

You know what else is massive?

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u/Old_Winner3763 4d ago

Lowwwww taper fade

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u/biwum 4d ago

the thing that your mother (also massive) finds when reaching for the popcorn

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u/biwum 4d ago

and by "thing"... well let's just say my CAWK

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u/Old_Winner3763 4d ago

Those who know ☠️☠️☠️>>>>

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u/Xenc 4d ago

This is far too nice looking for here. Well done.

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u/Jimbo12003 4d ago

You have built Monza by mistake

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u/Head12head12 4d ago

That’s far to many trees and not enough lanes

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u/Klutzy_Reporter_608 4d ago

The trees were to hide the lanes...😉

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u/hohosexual 4d ago

Much better than half the stuff that gets posted on the main sub tbh

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u/RAVKIRAT 4d ago

Beautiful chaos

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u/FranticBronchitis 4d ago

Definitely not shitty enough

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u/Klutzy_Reporter_608 4d ago

So it's not shitty enough for ShittySkylines but not good enough for CitiesSkylines...now where do I go 😢

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u/spacesluts 4d ago

Bro this is beautiful gtfo

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u/Theleaf2805 3d ago

That port is a Worker and Resources level of port. Nicely done.

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u/GravLurk 3d ago

This is amazing, neat and cool.

Mods. Delete this NOW.

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u/Beat_Saber_Music 3d ago

Better question, which map you playing on?

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u/teletoubbie 3d ago

Nobody told u that and u know it

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u/Klutzy_Reporter_608 3d ago

They did call my work spaghetti 😞

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u/im_somewhat_ok 3d ago

HEY THIS ISNT shitty I actually love it ❤️🫶🏽❤️

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u/hotpasta69 3d ago

Way to brilliant, I hate it

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u/Only_Constant_8305 3d ago

this sub is called shittyskylines, so content should be shitty. Wrong sub buddy