r/shittylifehacks • u/RotaryJihad • May 11 '17

Detail your car with raw chicken

https://imgur.com/spoQM9j
208 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/scott_gc May 11 '17

Key point is to be sure to thoroughly wash the chicken breast after car detailing before cooking. Missing this steps can result in unpleasant grittiness in your entree.

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u/ImTotallyADoctor May 11 '17

That's what I'm doing wrong with my baked chicken!

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u/RyanTheCynic May 12 '17

baked chicken

Yes, this is what you are doing wrong.

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u/brokenskill May 12 '17

Those are not actual chicken fillets, but woman's chicken fillets aka push up bra inserts.

This would probably work as intended too. This probably also breaks rule 1.

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u/RotaryJihad May 12 '17

Hey it still involves breasts in my car so its a win right?

The bra inserts almost seems stranger than the raw chicken.

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u/brokenskill May 12 '17

I guess it does!

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u/NoaahFoster May 11 '17

Ah yes that sweet, sweet salmonella.

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u/eldare May 11 '17

The sad part there are plenty of idiot who tried it