r/roastmypet • u/Straight_Bottle_7670 • 9h ago

Roast my loaf

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73 Upvotes

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u/hevy_smoker 8h ago

You have had any others cats disappear lately?

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u/Objective_You_3959 8h ago

that's how she stands

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u/Ihvementl-issues 4h ago

That ain’t a loaf that’s the whole damn bakery

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u/Dont-b-suspicious 3h ago

Lol this is what I wasbgoing to say!!

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u/Heartofgoldband77 3h ago

I’ve seen 5 fat cats in my life and your cat is 3 of them.

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u/Eastern_Heron_122 3h ago

looks like the belly needs some color. id say 5 minutes face down and hes perfectly roasted

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u/RootBeerBog 6h ago

Overproofed.

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u/straightouttathe70s 5h ago

This is a pet sub....no room for Halloween jack-o'-lanterns!!!

Where does the candle go btw?!

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u/Suspicious-Border728 7h ago

ah yes , Lieutenant Catticus Largus

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u/Moogooloogoo 7h ago

The cat bed you bought recently is now a thin sheet of fabric.

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u/SevaHaltam 6h ago

shes definitely scared of cucumbers for a very different reason than other cats (i love her i would rub her belly while calling her the fat fattest fatterson mcfatterson of the fat fandom)

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u/lays_the_cable 5h ago

Did it eat itself?

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u/AggravatingTart7167 5h ago

4 hours after he was rolled into his back.

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u/Zarf-Raz 4h ago

I would do anything for love, but I will get fat.

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u/Servile-PastaLover 3h ago edited 31m ago

Could feed half the neighborhood once properly roasted over an open flame.

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u/Salt-Inside-883 3h ago

Did you leave the toaster on to long your loaf looks a little burnt in places

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u/SubstantialPaper6996 3h ago

you are so fat that you can't move

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u/Serenity_Corona2693 2h ago

Loaf is already roasted, when’s dinner? 😸

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u/Casual_Curser 1h ago

This all-carb diet is really working for him.

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u/iluvmarkiplierLOLZ 1h ago

oh nooo!! he brunt :(

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u/OhToTheZo 1h ago

Oh Lawwwwwwd he comin'

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u/Nah_Kai 2h ago edited 54m ago

All jokes aside is she’s loosing weight-

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u/Straight_Bottle_7670 1h ago

She was at one point. Now......i don't think so. She eats everything on site.

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u/Nah_Kai 53m ago

Talk to your vet about a prescription diet of that’s something in your budget! Obesity can lead to health issues if not addressed properly

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u/SparklyChaosQueen 1h ago

Look at this adorable loaf you ain't missed a meal no u have not

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u/TheCountryFan_12345 29m ago

I can see the TT's ☠️ 🤳