r/pics • u/nakedjay • Jun 01 '15

Thomas Massie, Justin Amash, and Rand Paul leave the Senate after successfully blocking the Patriot Act renewal

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u/bombsaway1979 Jun 01 '15

Rand Paul looks like he's ready to hop on the yacht and go to his very first wedding to hide easter eggs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '15

Looks like he's ready to step into the great glass elevator and shoot out of the chocolate factory ceiling.

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u/bombsaway1979 Jun 01 '15

lol Rand Paul looks like his dad is taking him to the Bank to sign up for his first checking account.

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u/helljumper230 Jun 01 '15

But not a central reserve system bank.

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u/netmier Jun 01 '15

Don't worry, it's a local credit union.

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u/shorthanded Jun 01 '15

Rand got two buttons done up on the jacket because he was at a funeral

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '15

a funeral for the Patriot act.

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u/teefour Jun 01 '15

Still uses phony fed notes and forced to work under the FDIC. Maybe it's a bitcoin bank.

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u/Sub116610 Jun 01 '15

Cool kids don't do their homework either

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '15

lesson learned: khakis and a sport coat are never a good choice for a serious man outside of the country club, a tailored power suit will never let you down.

(style tip of the day)

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '15

What are you talking about, he looks great.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

it's nothing personal about him, I agree with him. I just think it's too preppy for serious business. to each their own.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '15

Is his yacht able to handle that tactical missel hangin down to his knee? Go look.

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u/Logical_Psycho Jun 01 '15

That is a pee pod™, it is commonly worn during filibusters as you can't leave to urinate.

If there was a rear view of them leaving you would see his poop sack™.

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u/fishlover Jun 01 '15

I think your making up the "poop sack". Does the peepod work for growers as well as showers? That's got me wondering if maybe only showers can be astronauts.

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u/Logical_Psycho Jun 01 '15

Astronauts use ucd's .

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u/Tylerjb4 Jun 01 '15

It would be chill to look congress in the eyes and just piss away, even better if it makes the portapotty noise.

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u/bombsaway1979 Jun 01 '15

LMAO Rand Paul got a cinderblock dick!

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u/hmd27 Jun 01 '15

Perfect description.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '15

I have no idea why anyone would hide Easter eggs at a wedding but I am still giggling at this sentence.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '15

/r/malefashionadvice

halp plz

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '15

Nah fam. He bout to hop on the sausage bus to tuna town

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u/VROF Jun 01 '15

But still walking like a bad ass

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u/PhilSeven Jun 01 '15

He's wearing his best toupee

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u/HIPSTER_SLOTH Jun 02 '15

And hang out with Andy Bernard

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u/djquimby Jun 02 '15

That's the southern gentleman's tuxedo!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '15

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u/izwald88 Jun 01 '15

Given reddit's love for Bernie Sanders, I'm surprised to see people here make fun of someone's appearance.

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u/MorrisBrown Jun 01 '15

He can wear whatever the fuck he wants because he has freedom. Similar to how all of us can safely continue to masturbate alone in the dark because we get to keep our freedom.

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u/mrzisme Jun 01 '15

Seriously though, if anyone's big concerns about candidates are their fashion decisions, then they're wasting their vote.

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u/Sloots_and_Hoors Jun 01 '15

For real. More of the same is definitely the way to go.

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u/Icaro_Nova Jun 01 '15

I give him credit for mixing it up. Male fashion is so fucking boring; pretty much any change is welcome.