r/nottheonion 17h ago

Washington County prosecutor circulated shirtless selfies, remarked on coworkers’ bodies, harassment investigation finds

https://www.oregonlive.com/washingtoncounty/2024/12/washington-county-prosecutor-harassed-colleagues-by-circulating-shirtless-selfies-remarking-on-coworkers-appearances-investigation-finds.html

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u/RDellJohnson 16h ago

Not oniony.

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u/Underlord_Fox 15h ago

Yeah, this is just business as usual.

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u/AvatarADEL 15h ago

Something tells me this guy ain't a chisled Adonis either. 

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 15h ago

Sculpted wax, then melted.

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u/c00a5b70 15h ago

Sin cere

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 15h ago

Those shirtless selfies were likely a hit as a Christmas gift for everyone in his will.

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u/kvdp12 16h ago

You miss every shot you don’t take.

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u/c00a5b70 15h ago

I miss most of the ones I do take. Bad shot, I guess

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u/Humans_Suck- 14h ago

So put him in jail then. Problem solved.

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u/Upstairs-Parsley3151 13h ago

What was actually the crime though? Lots of people have Onlyfans, big deal.

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u/c00a5b70 15h ago

Coulda been interesting, but I don’t work too hard to work around clickbait titles from random ass “news” sources