Doug Ford dresses like Santa, outlines provincial wish list in 2024 Christmas message

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u/nicerolex 2d ago

High school drop out and former hash dealer. Embarrassing.

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u/chuckhayes42 2d ago

And on pace for his third majority government

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u/RosieQParker 2d ago

All I want for Christmas is a marginally electable opposition candidate.

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u/akamu54 1d ago

They are, just convince your non-voting friends to get their heads out of their asses

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u/Gagewhylds 2d ago

Saw him and his friends burst into the beer store like a bunch of teenagers once, just totally embarassing.

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u/PsychedelicConvict 2d ago

Hey hash dealers need love too :)

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u/just_jm 2d ago

I thought that was his dead brother, he did stuff too???

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u/dog_be_praised 1d ago

Trudeau made it legal, so what's the issue?

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u/Drjonesxxx- 2d ago

thats a weird outfit for politics

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u/flatsun 2d ago

Who says this is politics. I think the politicians are Redefining politics by breaking limits one at a time. See how far they can test the system. See how many people really care.

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u/langleylynx 2d ago

Politicians do that all the time. It's part of creating their public image...which is just part of their politics

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u/GreasyWerker118 2d ago

I wish you to step down from your position as Premier, Foug. Make it happen.

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u/langleylynx 2d ago

The weird thing is why would Santa be outlining a wish list?? Santa is the one who provides the gifts on other peoples' wish-lists...

Also this may not be worthy of r/nottheonion

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u/Flash_ina_pan 23m ago

The irony is he is most likely to make his wishes come true. So he is his own Santa.

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u/DeficientDefiance 1d ago

Here's my wish list to Doug Ford: Drop dead, you piece of shit.

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u/shady8x 1d ago

Damn, just how much crack did he smoke to come with this one?

And by the way, dressing up as a fictional character, recognizing the non-existence of which is a sign of growing up and becoming an adult, means that he is suggesting that all those nice things people are dreaming about the government accomplishing, are just that, dreams. That people should grow up and realize the government isn't going to give them anything they may want or need. So yea, not exactly a great message being sent here, regardless of what they were actually trying to say.

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u/SaltyInternetPirate 1d ago

His brother Drug Ford was a real meme, though.

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u/langleylynx 2d ago

I read this as 'Dog dresses like Santa, outlines provincial wish list in 2024 Christmas message'.

...lol