r/nottheonion • u/Less-Cap-4469 • 2d ago

Chicken gets her own hi vis jacket to help cross the road

https://globalbenefit.co.uk/chicken-gets-her-own-hi-vis-jacket-to-help-cross-the-road/

2.2k Upvotes

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u/halite001 2d ago

Everyone asks why the chicken crossed the road. Nobody ever asks how the chicken crossed the road.

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u/Korahn 2d ago

Cluckin' fast

u/wizardrous 2d ago

Five bucks says someone still hits the chicken

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u/Tripforks 2d ago

Hell, if this is in [insert any city here], it's just a matter of when someone hits it. Drivers in [insert any city here] are nuts!

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u/Done25v2 1d ago

It's horrifying how little certain peoplw care once they're behind the wheel of a car. Wild animals, pets, or even other humans...all sacrificed in the name of going 5~10 miles over the legal speed limit.

u/AvatarADEL 2d ago

Safety first.

u/eNonsense 2d ago

But Why????

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u/Groomsi 2d ago

They need all the help they can get.

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u/dz_crasher 1d ago

Be-CAWS

u/framspl33n 1d ago

Meanwhile, he's out there trying to get to the 'other side'

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u/Successful-Beach-216 2d ago

£2 chicken. £45 vest.

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u/Sleepy_Chipmunk 1d ago

Fully grown laying hens are around $30-$50 and that’s before getting into rarer breeds.

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u/Successful-Beach-216 1d ago

Okay. £20 chicken. £45 vest. You’re probably loads of fun at a party.

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u/Sleepy_Chipmunk 1d ago

I just think chickens are cool. They’re just lil guys.

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u/little-princess-mymy 1d ago

They are just lil guys! 🐓

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u/honzikca 8h ago

Bro you're probably not even worth 2£ in everyone's eyes just sit down