r/nottheonion 2d ago

'Stressed' Amazon driver abandons 80 packages in Mass. woods during holiday shipping rush

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/stressed-amazon-driver-abandons-80-packages-mass-woods-holiday-shippin-rcna185343
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u/Any-Ad-446 2d ago

This is why Bezo is kissing Trumps ass to prevent Amazon organizing a union.

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u/ZeroHourBlock 2d ago

They need a union yesterday.

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u/Lonely_Sherbert69 2d ago

And yet when they protest the public funded police shut them down and Amazon literally flood the street.

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u/Hard_Caffeine 2d ago

Or the workers vote AGAINST unionizing

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u/Emotional_Burden 2d ago

The fact that corporations are still allowed to immediately indoctrinate all new hires to fear unions astounds me. Our populace, as a whole, is dumb as fuck.

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u/ItsJustMeJenn 2d ago

We just passed a law in California that makes mandatory union busting meetings or “trainings” illegal. We’ll see how that goes I guess.

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u/Emotional_Burden 2d ago

That's awesome news, hopefully.

As long as it's enforced.

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u/OneAlmondNut 2d ago

oh it will be enforced. California has the best worker protections of any state, by far. I mean, the whole modern progressive movement that gave us unions and workers rights started in San Francisco and LA

I've had out of state bosses complain that it was too hard to fire ppl lol

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u/erossthescienceboss 2d ago

the whole modern progressive movement that gave us unions and worker’s rights started in San Francisco and LA

Uh. No? Which specific ones are you referring to?

I’m assuming you’re referring to the farm workers’ protests in the 60s? I’m not diminishing their importance at all — they closed an extremely important gap in union protections. But you’re skipping a substantial chunk of history here, and labor protections absolutely existed in their modern form prior to those.

Modern trade unions started in the Industrial Revolution in the UK. We first start to see national labor unions there in the early 1800s. There’s literally an entire political party formed around those progressive ideals, and that party’s been in power on and off for most of the last century.

Labor unions came to the US in the late 1800s — the AFL was formed in the 1880s.

The modern labor protections we see today — like protection for collective bargaining, a five-day/40 hour work week, first show up in the US in the Philadelphia general strike, when Irish coal workers struck for an 10 hour day.

30 years later, Chicago struck for an 8 hour day. The government granted it to federal workers, protections that ensured their overall wages wouldn’t go down when they were moved to 8 hours passed. “Eight hour day, with no cut in pay!”

Basically until the end of WWII, all major labor strikes were based in the Northeast, because they actually had mass factory labor. The west coast didn’t. The concept of a living wage (bread AND roses, as in — not just enough to eat/survive, but making enough to afford luxuries), protection from retaliation, pensions, overtime, etc was fought for in that time period, and codified in the Fair Labor Standards Act in 1937.

The thing is, these worker protections had a great big gap: farmworkers. Agricultural workers were VERY explicitly and deliberately left out of these workplace protections. That’s what the 1960s strikes were about: bringing fair labor standards to everyone, regardless of industry. So, so important and cultural impactful — but to say that they invented progressive ideals and labor protections that existed 30 years prior is a bit absurd. And unions existed two HUNDRED years prior.

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u/LexiePiexie 2d ago

I grew up in the heart of textile mills in the western part of NC, where the Loray Mill strike was violently put down. That included the murder of Ella Mae Wiggins, an organizer and balladeer.

That was in 1929. Can you imagine how different life would have been for generations of working class Southerners if they had succeeded?

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u/PatrolPunk 2d ago edited 2d ago

I worked at a big telecommunications company as a customer service rep and they did the same thing. We had to watch a video on how unions bad.

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u/Jessnesquik 2d ago

I've said this so many times over the past few months. There is the infuriating thing about average intelligence. It means that 50% of the population is below the average 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/ToMorrowsEnd 2d ago

and half of them are dumber than that.

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u/bizkitmaker13 2d ago

RIP Carlin

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u/Drone314 2d ago

It's quite a thought experiment to ponder the implications of evolution. If you believe in it then humans are animals, just with self awareness and the ability to ask 'why' in a meaningful way. We still carry all the machinery that kept us alive over the millennia. Then think about the normal distribution...someone has to be either extreme. I think animals live in the 'now', after a few seconds 'poof', on to the next stimuli. Humans can hold on to that for a lot longer, we can consider what might happen if we plant a tree that we shall never shade under. For a large portion of the population they live in space between the 'now' and the 'future'. The more in the now you are, the less you think about the consequences of the future beyond survival.

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u/Emotional_Burden 2d ago

And I failed out of college twice. Oof

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u/SodomizeSnails4Satan 2d ago

If you got in in the first place, you can probably read at better than a 6th grade level. That puts you ahead of the average American adult.

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u/Obvious-Dinner-1082 2d ago

Reminds me of my first job, at a grocery store. A 30 minute video telling us if a union rep approaches us, to immediately inform a manager, not to speak to them, because they just want your money.

My father was a union board member for the company he worked for. Was happy to inform me how absolutely bullshit that training was.

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u/Jackmerious 2d ago

This x1000! Love seeing the huge union workers who supported Trump, now looking all Pikachu faced when they realized he lied and his policies!

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u/ToMorrowsEnd 2d ago

50% voted for trump so yes you are accurate about how a large portion of the population is dumb as fuck.

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u/Syovere 2d ago

Not necessarily.

At least some of those people are just malicious and know exactly what they were doing.

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u/OneAlmondNut 2d ago

that's the American way. school is a propaganda machine to get you ready for the rat race. work until you're near death and that's life. and don't ask too many questions.

there's a reason why we test students on pre approved dates and facts instead of fostering creative and critical thinking

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u/Emotional_Burden 2d ago

There's also a reason it's drilled into our heads that the Fr*nch are weak. They don't want us to learn about their amazing revolutions and protests.

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u/Ry-Guy12 2d ago

Half of the “training” you go through at Amazon are anti-union propaganda videos

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u/TT_NaRa0 2d ago

This drives me wild too, we can’t pretend like all of it is on the employee though. When I applied to work at an amazon warehouse I wasn’t in the best place in life. Had I needed to strike shortly thereafter or even a year after I probably still wouldn’t have had my shit together in a way where I could forego pay. Add in the people that are older, or have children or any number of other life circumstances and it’s even more difficult.

Amazon is the bad guy here.

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u/NahautlExile 2d ago

The government is the bad guy too as they’re tacitly condoning this behavior by these companies. They should be actively enforcing the NLRB against the largest employers with increasing aggressiveness until the message becomes clear that workers matter.

Small catch, neither party is really big on labor.

(Yes I understand Biden is the best president for labor in my lifetime as a Middle Aged guy, but that’s such a low bar as to be meaningless when you consider that Nixon was better on labor than any Dem post-Reagan. Being less bad is not being good.)

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u/HimbologistPhD 2d ago

And scabs take over and do the work anyway. I know someone who's delivering packages right now and wondering why he's being treated so awful lmao

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u/Expert_Alchemist 2d ago

Maybe we should embarce shaming scabs again. And also not crossing picket lines in the first place.

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u/Mindless_Rooster5225 2d ago

The right-wing propaganda has been working on overdrive ever since Reagan on unions and it like most right-wing talking point has worked to perfection. Majority of union workers voting for Trump is the icing on the cake.

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u/ToddPetingil 2d ago

Sorry but why would a worker vote against a union

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u/Expert_Alchemist 2d ago

A friend worked for a unionized grocery store at one and of a mall, and there was an unionized one at the other end. The non-unionized employees were SO GLAD they didn't have to pay $50/mo our of their cheques for union dues... 

They made minimum wage plus a bit. The unionized employees started at $10/hr more plus got benefits.

People are idiots.

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u/thequietthingsthat 2d ago

It's just like people who voted against universal healthcare and other social services because they don't want to pay slightly higher taxes for them.

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u/gsfgf 2d ago

Decades of corporate propaganda.

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u/ImperialPriest_Gaius 2d ago

workers rights were purchased in blood, never forget.

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u/w3are138 2d ago

Cops, always on the wrong side of history. Goddamn pigs.

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u/Lots42 2d ago

Police know if people organize over one thing, they'll organize over another thing.

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u/wiskinator 1d ago

This is one of the main functions of the police, in the US especially.

historical example from 1934 in San Francisco

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u/losersmanual 2d ago

And we need to delete our Amazon accounts.

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u/PantsMicGee 2d ago

One step done here.

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u/Strayed8492 2d ago

They can’t. Amazon will just hire tons of temp workers and then there is not a majority anymore to create a Union.

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u/SpaceChimera 2d ago

Historically, being allowed to form a union was the alternative to sabotage and violence, so i guess they're choosing that option

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u/Strayed8492 2d ago

If reason cannot be applied. Unreasonable means must be taken.

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u/Ok_Builder_4225 2d ago edited 2d ago

I won't be surprised if desperate people take inspiration from Luigi.

Edit: fixed a word

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u/Seralth 2d ago

If someone like benzo got luigied that would be fucking wild. I cant even picture how much security that man must have.

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u/Strayed8492 2d ago

People would not be desperate if they were not put in that situation to start with.

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u/Ok_Builder_4225 2d ago

You'll find no disagreements from me.

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u/Strayed8492 2d ago

Hopefully the powers that be get the message soon.

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u/Card_Board_Robot_5 2d ago

They contract out a ton of the last mile deliveries anyway

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u/dannyisyoda 2d ago

It's literally all contracted out. None of the delivery drivers are Amazon employees, we all work for DSPs. The entire system is built to prevent unionization and to protect Amazon from liability.

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u/DizzySkunkApe 2d ago

This. You need leverage to make a union, not just demands.

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u/Strayed8492 2d ago

We need another Teddy Roosevelt.

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u/hooligan045 2d ago

Instead we got the polar opposite with Dipshit Donny.

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u/SpeaksSouthern 2d ago

A union should be automatic at a certain level. When Amazon was a "garage company" whatever that even means I could see why a union requirement might not be for the best, but at a certain market share and I mean like 1-2% a union for all working people should be legally automatic. These people enjoy making workers suffer. They are not in charge here. Or well, they kinda are, but they shouldn't be!

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 2d ago

If your employee takes govt funds to feed or house themselves, then that money should be a fine to the Corp.

I'm looking at you Walmart.

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u/jaasx 2d ago

Postal workers have a union and they have also dumped packages many times.

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u/woodcider 2d ago

The Postal union has been weak since they went on strike in the 1970s.

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u/wandering-monster 2d ago

If they had a union, this driver would have been able to convince the management they are overloaded. Then they'd split the shipments with someone else, and Amazon would save the value of all those packages for the cost of a few hours' wages.

So Bezos is doing all that work to cost himself more money in the long run.

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u/1337bobbarker 2d ago

Not totally. Amazon builds turnover rate into their numbers, which is about 150%.

https://www.geekwire.com/2021/amazons-turnover-machine-inside-nyts-investigation-tech-giants-hr-practices/

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u/WillingLLM 2d ago

Almost none of these drivers even work for amazon.

Amazon contracts out the work and the penny-pinching starts there and works its way down to the point where the owner of that company now starts terrorizing drivers with overworking them. I am in no way taking blame away from Amazon for lowballing the work. I am just saying that the drivers are not amazon employees.

But, even the vans you see that say amazon are not owned by amazon. They are basically just leased out to the company.

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u/drhead 2d ago

Oh, management is just as delusional at UPS where people are unionized. They just can't fire you for not meeting an extremely unrealistic performance target, so you don't have any incentive to throw packages in a ditch to improve your metrics. Unionizing still does help fix the problem, just not through forcing management to actually do their jobs competently.

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u/Chapin_Chino 2d ago edited 1d ago

UPS drivers also enjoy double the pay as Amazon drivers, at top seniority, as well as dank benefits. Thanks Teamsters 👍

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u/uncertain-ithink 2d ago

It’s always such a shame how that happens with management positions, or any position of power really.

The people who would best and most responsibly wield the power, often are the ones who don’t want it. The ones who DO want it, are the ones who get it — and those people always want it for all the wrong reasons.

Translates to any leadership position, honestly. Just look at our politicians.

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u/yoberf 2d ago

In late stage capitalism, it is more profitable to deliver a lower quality product at the lowest possible cost. I'm sure Bezos has someone doing the math of the cost of a union versus the cost of all the lost packages.

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u/ummizazi 2d ago

Amazon just charges the sellers for lost packages. Most of what you see on Amazon is from 3rd party sellers. Amazon recently announced they would pay what they think the manufacturing price is for packages they lose. So if you’re selling a $20 toy they say “we think this costs $2 to make so here’s your $2”. What’s worse if they “find” your toy they can sell it themselves and keep the profit.

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u/double_dangit 2d ago

You mean Andy Jassy. I get why we talk about Bezos, but the current president/CEO of Amazon is Jassy for now, part of me feels like he's going to be fired in the next few years

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u/LC_From_TheHills 2d ago

AMZN at all-time high…

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u/Christhebobson 2d ago edited 2d ago

They're not even Amazon employees. The drivers are a 3rd party. But this was likely a theft attempt for them to come back to later and retrieve.

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u/RibboDotCom 2d ago

Exactly. If you're stressed just drive back to the depot and finish your shift. Someone else can take the packages and redeliver

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u/ManhattanObject 2d ago

That's not how stress breakdowns work. You're not gonna coldly logical in the middle of one

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u/DarthDoobz 2d ago

2 days before Christmas, Amazon gave me 182 stops with a van loaded to the passenger seat. More than half of them were apartments. I got rescued by sunset but was ready to crash out had I not had help.

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u/llamamanga 2d ago

Dw europaen amazon workwe get treated like shit too, they know the tricks 

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u/kalamari__ 2d ago

Would i be pissed if it was my package? Yes. But I also know these guys usually get treated like shit.

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u/tigergoalie 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'd be pissed at Amazon for overpromising and creating the environment that led to this, not the worker for being human.

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u/KeystoneGray 2d ago

At our ER, an Amazon driver passed out getting out of his truck in front of the entrance. It was blocking the emergency entrance so we guards had to move it. They fired him because he didn't call his supervisor to move the vehicle instead.

He came back a few days later to ask for the paperwork we did to document moving his vehicle. To say we were pissed was an understatement. I hope he won his civil suit, because fuck that.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca 2d ago

I’m an Etsy seller, and Amazon has completely ruined some buyers’ expectations. I had Americans ordering handmade items as late as Friday evening, then asking for refunds when I reminded them it wouldn’t be delivered in time.

Funnily enough, the customers ordering my union themed pins last month were totally understanding when I warned them there was a postal strike on! It was refreshing to see those buyers show solidarity!

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u/Flitter_flit 2d ago

It's really heartening that at least some people get it :)

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u/whogivesashirtdotca 2d ago

It really was. Especially as almost all of them said they were intended as Christmas gifts, "But they'll understand."

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u/plusminusequals 2d ago

God I wish most Americans weren’t so ugly with their convenience worship. Haven’t used Amazon in years and my life hasn’t changed at all, other than the planet getting warmer…

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u/OblongGoblong 2d ago

Same. If the products get lost or stolen whatever, Amazon will send replacements eventually.

I really feel for the poor worker.

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u/CrumpledForeskin 2d ago

Bezos having a 600 million dollar wedding this weekend is the icing on the cake.

We need to flog these folks publicly.

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u/Monte924 2d ago

Ya, frankly i think that "free two day shipping" should have NEVER become a thing. Like, ofcourse customers would want to have it, but those customers aren't thinking about the stress those demands put on the workers. Amazon offered it because they knew it would give them a leg up against all of the competition, but they had no plans for actually making it feasible for their workers. "free two day shipping" would have required a lot more workers which likely would have made it unprofitable. Instead, Amazon just demanded their workers work harder and faster for no extra benefit.

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u/ATLfalcons27 2d ago

Any package delivered in ana Amazon branded sprinter van is delivered by someone that isn't actually employed by Amazon.

DSPs (delivery service providers) pay for the right to deliver Amazon packages. They are in charge of sourcing, hiring, and paying these hourly workers. Amazon holds the DSPs to strict metrics and they lose better routes to other DSPs if they don't keep up their metrics.

Not saying Amazon isn't responsible here as this model exists to benefit them but I don't think many people know how it works

Then there's also Amazon flex where it's basically like doordash and people deliver in their own vehicles

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u/Monte924 2d ago

Amazon is 100% responsible for the sprinters and the flex drivers. Normally independent contractors are supposed to have a great deal of freedom to complete the job the way they want to. However, while they might be independent contractors on paper, in practice Amazon treats them EXACTLY like employees with all the same limitations but none of the benefits. Amazon controls everything about their jobs. The flex drivers basically get an app that tracks everything the driver does; it tells them what to deliver and how fast to deliver it and if they screw up too many times then they can be fired by the app.

Really, the entire arrangement just exists so that Amazon can avoid giving them the same legally required benefits of employees, and it gives them a way to shift any legal blame for anything that happens away from themselves. Those drivers are just doing what Amazon tells them to do and try to meet the demands that Amazon requires of them.

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u/ATLfalcons27 2d ago

Yeah you're not wrong. The metrics the drivers have to meet aren't coming from the DSP themselves (they are more enforcing it).

The only reason I made the comment to clarify is because the vast majority of people think these people are all Amazon employees.

Yeah it's 100% set up like this to not make them employees and to also have depreciating assets (the vans) not on their balance sheet and not have to deal with repairs

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u/deliveRinTinTin 2d ago

An Amazon driver posted a video this week where he couldn't hand over a package to an angry lady because she didn't have the four-digit code. She was losing her mind and then she eventually dropped a racial slur as she walked away.

Yeah that's really worth $20 an hour to deal with.

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u/ATLfalcons27 2d ago

Definitely not. The job is awful even if you don't come across any people. Just the sheer speed you're expected to deliver is crazy.

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u/livsjollyranchers 2d ago

The 1st world is a world of increasing convenience. Eventually, the 'convenience' gets too great and leads to too much suffering. Compromises must be made.

Yes, the companies should treat their employees well, but we should still point the fingers at ourselves as consumers who actively enable this system too, and benefit from it.

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u/SanityInAnarchy 2d ago

I ordered something from Amazon lately, and it was late enough that they didn't promise one-day or two-day shipping, and made a point to say "Arrives after Christmas." And I wasn't pissed at anyone except myself for not ordering sooner.

If they did that more often, maybe things like this wouldn't happen.

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u/postvolta 2d ago

They've created an environment where free next day delivery is expected.

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u/Skanah 2d ago

Both can be true. Desperate people do desperate things. It's better to remove people from desperate situations than simply increase the punishment for desperate actions.

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u/prosound2000 2d ago

I suspect this could also be the simple idea of driving when you don't know where you are. Not saying Amazon can't do better. It is obvious that they can. I just have the utmost respect for people who do this job daily, for years on end.

I'm just saying that the person probably got lost because of shitty GPS and next thing you know they're making more wrong turns and getting more and more lost while the clock is ticking.

Is it both sides, sure, but if you've ever been lost and frustrated you know the feeling of just wanting to just walk away from the car and hoping a spaceship offers you a ride instead.

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u/Rickshmitt 2d ago

Agreed. But it's also who they get to drive. We had a bridge out near our house, so they had to use the other road in. For 6 months they could NOT reconcile the change in route. The logistics officer called us 4 time on the phone, so we explained what roads they had to take to get here. Not mad, just kind of astounded at the lack of flexibility and adaptation. Packages didn't matter if they were late, its not medicine, and the modern convenience of 2 day shipping is a luxury I dont require or consider. They get paid shit and treated like shit, I feel like shit for even using them half the time.

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u/Delanorix 2d ago

You have to follow Amazons GPS set up or you get in trouble. Amazon beats into the drivers that they aren't supposed to think for themselves.

Sounds like the app never updated the new route and the drivers aren't paid to think.

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u/IISuperSlothII 2d ago

I once dealt with that when I delivered passports, luckily we weren't generally as stressed as Amazon drivers, but rather than drive the 15 minute diversion to the open entrance, I legit dumped the van and legged it through the closed road to the house and back.

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u/Bigjoemonger 2d ago

That's something I really don't understand. This mindset that everything needs to show up as fast as possible.

Sure in some cases it's nice to have, or even important to have if its urgent, and as a customer I'm willing to pay a little extra to get that. But in most cases you tell me it's going to take three days to ship something across the country, I fully accept that.

One time I was out of town and I was reminded of something I wanted to order. So I ordered it so I wouldn't forget. I chose the cheapest shipping option because I wanted it to show up 3 days later when I'd be home.

The next day I get a notification it's been delivered. The package then sat outside my home for two days. I'm lucky it wasn't stolen by the time I got home.

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u/Delanorix 2d ago

The GPS system Amazon uses is pretty robust.

I dont know the driver but I doubt it was being lost.

Its the BS Amazon puts you through.

I tried Flex, did like 6 deliveries and noted out.

70 for 4 hours and 100 miles is BS. They also don't tell you how many packages or anything before you accept.

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u/drhead 2d ago

UPS's management recently had the brilliant idea of removing the map from their drivers' GPS system, probably under the reasoning that they think their calculated routes are more efficient than what drivers have come up with through their years of experience. It made everyone slower and less efficient and they have not reverted the change since that would require one or more MBAs acknowledging that they were wrong about something.

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u/Ditovontease 2d ago

They really are trying so hard to turn people into robots. And robots would behave exactly as that driver did lol (“malfunction” and then go off grid without packages delivered)

Humans are better than robots for good reasons.

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u/Delanorix 2d ago

I really hate MBAs.

They hire 26 year olds with no experience.

I have a friend going for one and hes an actual idiot. He doesn't know the difference between fiat vs currency. Terrible at economics.

Hes got a job lined up as a junior VP or some shit at a manufacturing plant lol

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u/lostmonkey70 2d ago

We have to update this stereotype, just like everywhere else no business is hiring a 26 year old and giving them power. They're hiring a 35 year old who has never worked a real job to make decisions about how people working those jobs have to do them. It's not lack of experience, it's thinking you know better because of irrelevant experience

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u/BurnAfterReading4640 2d ago

The app is far from perfect but most of that is input errors unrelated to GPS. whatever carrier service the phone has will always have blind spots in rural America. These apps require 5g, nothing below will suffice. I’ve been sent for some real rough rides more than once on the eastern plains of Colorado cursing at the app to start working again

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u/NuncioBitis 2d ago

Absolutely. That would be me.
I have literally walked away from things, to come back later/next day to have a fresh take on the situation (against my desire to get as far away as possible)

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u/Vegabern 2d ago

The driver literally said they left the packages there because they were stressed

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u/big_guyforyou 2d ago

dave chappelle fled to south africa because he was stressed. at least they didn't go that far

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u/meowmeow_now 2d ago

They refund or replace anything that isn’t delivered, seemingly no questions asked in my experience. They must have calculated that this is less expensive then giving drivers less pressure.

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u/ames27 2d ago

Not my recent experience. Didn’t deliver 2 packages that were said to be delivered and took 5 chats and 3 phone calls to get them refunded. Absolute horrible customer service.

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u/meowmeow_now 2d ago

I’ve needed to have direct chat with customer service and it takes like half a hour and sometimes needed to be transferred to be authorized but it’s been same day refund.

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u/girlikecupcake 2d ago

Not always, no. My dad had a package marked as delivered, that delivery notes claimed that he signed for it (he did not). The picture was of a house, not his apartment, and because it was "delivered" and "signed for" they would not redeliver or refund.

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u/curtydc 2d ago

I think most of us would be pissed, but any sane person would direct that ire towards Amazon and not some underpaid, overworked delivery driver.

I don't blame them for cracking and giving up.

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u/BJYeti 2d ago

The only thing that annoys me is you know you are getting fired for this just take the packages back to the depot and quit.

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u/Xackorix 2d ago

Doesn’t mean abandon your packages wtf?

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u/cheerfulsarcasm 2d ago edited 2d ago

I had an Amazon shipping container just like that left on my steps a week ago, filled with my packages AND a bunch that were not mine. I contacted Amazon and they told me it was an error and not to worry about it. I thought about keeping them for a hot second but the guilt would eat me alive, they were all local addresses so instead I drove around town and dropped them off myself like a bootleg Amazon driver lol

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u/octopoozlet 2d ago

You're a good person, I hope you're having a really good day 🎄

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u/Fake_rock_climber 2d ago

Careful, you might give Bezos an idea. Free delivery labor.

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u/DietInTheRiceFactory 2d ago

I would hardly be surprised if Amazon started "paying" people with 🎉🎉 ad-free PRIME VIDEOOOOOOO 🎉🎉 if they provided their porch as a neighborhood hub and distribution station.

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u/SlayerBVC 2d ago

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u/jmlinden7 2d ago

That's basically what it was before they added ads. They'd play a short skippable ad before your programming.

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u/Mbinguni 2d ago

Yeah I’m paying the $3 a month for no ads and I still get ads. I’ve contacted them and they blame “technical difficulties”, but I don’t believe that for a second.

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u/Vomix 2d ago

"Honey, I got promoted at my job! A raise? Kinda... I can now claim a 1$ discount on eligible digital purchases!"

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u/Greedy-Designer-631 2d ago

Lol what's depressing is this is what most modern promotions are like. 

5% increase and you better smile for at least three months straight about it otherwise it becomes 2.5%.....

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u/llama-friends 2d ago

Save $1 on this order if you deliver a neighbors package too! It’s called Amazon Package-Share!

Your package and a neighbors will be in the same box.

They can even leave you reviews too!

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u/omggold 2d ago

Wow this was very kind of you

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u/andrewse 2d ago

Send an invoice for the deliveries to Amazon.

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u/BizzyM 2d ago

Amazon: "Here's your $0.25 credit"

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u/OTTER887 2d ago

Damn dude. They could make a modern Christmas movie about you!!

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u/ddbrown30 2d ago

That was a nice thing to do but all of those people would have either received a refund or a replacement item. So instead of you getting a bunch of free stuff, all the people you delivered to got free stuff. It's still a nice surprise for all those affected but don't worry about the guilt next time. It's only Bezos being hurt and he doesn't deserve your kindness.

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u/genflugan 2d ago

For real, I’m a delivery driver and people ask me all the time what they should do with the package they got by accident. I’m like “Amazon will be sending them a replacement or a refund. Amazon won’t ask you to mail back that package so you can literally just keep it or throw it in the trash, up to you.”

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u/DarthLokiii 2d ago

I'm gonna go brush my teeth with the sensodyne I got delivered a box of by mistake. Was it a cool gift? Nope. But was it useful? The year I've spent not buying toothpaste says yes.

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u/yaypal 2d ago

I doubt many of them would have received the replacements before Christmas though.

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u/se7enfists 2d ago

You may enjoy a video game called death stranding

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u/48000hurts 2d ago

dude you’re Santa Claus

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u/ChickensOneFour 2d ago

They left one of those containers on my porch earlier this week too. I left it there hoping they would grab it next time they were here but it's still there. It's a nice bag, but I am not sure I really need it for anything. Thankfully it was only our packages or I would have had to do the same thing you did.

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u/h4mburgers 2d ago

I got one left at my place too, i use it to carry broken down boxes to the dumpster.

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u/Enverex 2d ago

they were all local addresses so instead I drove around town and dropped them off myself like a bootleg Amazon driver lol

Petty sure in that scenario they would have been marked as not delivered and another sent out for all the ones that never reached the customer. So now everyone has two, haha.

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u/Blahblahblahrawr 2d ago

lol I think I would do the exact same thing and think how did I end up here 😅

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u/FernwehHermit 2d ago

Fun fact, you're legally entitled to keeping all of the packages. This law came about to combat scammers who would send/leave unsolicited packages at someone's house and then send a bill demanding payment since it wasn't returned.

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u/Zak_Rahman 2d ago

I blame Bezos for this.

All he had to do was create a system where his employees are treated well.

Instead he chose to enrich himself with more money he can actually use.

He is another bastard who no one would cry over is he was Luigi'd.

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u/Key_Floo 2d ago

He's got to plan his upcoming 600 million dollar wedding to a wooden board with plastic fillers! No time to think about the plebs and peons!

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u/Nazamroth 2d ago

No, most of the money goes into developing the bleeding edge of dick shaped rockets.

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u/Eyfordsucks 2d ago

You can’t be a billionaire by treating people well.

Hoarding that much money away from the rest of society is evil.

He put profits above human quality of life and the betterment of society.

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u/JustAtelephonePole 2d ago

Hey now, we would cry! But they’d be happy tears mixed with streams of urine falling on his grave 🤷‍♂️

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u/nfjsjfjwjdjjsj4 2d ago

Poor guy.

That's happened in my country too. They're told to deliver 1000s of packages a day. If they don't make it in their schedule, they're expected to keep working as long as it takes to deliver them all, and it's not considered overtime even if it takes 20 hours.

So workers straight out throw them in the trash, mark them as delivered, and when the client complaints the companies lie and say it was delivered. In my work we're trying to punish the companies but theyre slippery as fuck. 

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u/halfcockhalfcock 2d ago

Why not just steal them lol

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u/IIlIIlIIlIlIIlIIlIIl 2d ago

It's pretty much all junk. Anything valuable requires a code upon delivery.

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u/Special_Loan8725 2d ago

Because they’re being recorded in their vans and idk if it’s all but a lot require a picture drop off verification. They would see your van go off route etc.

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u/nfjsjfjwjdjjsj4 2d ago

The bulk of those were letters, this was a privatized postal service, not amazon

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u/bonkerz99 2d ago

"are considering this a human resources matter" Sadly, the only thing that they are going to change is the driver.

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u/PlatypiiFury 2d ago

How many drivers are dumping packages in the woods over stress?

Would you say it's more or less than 50%?

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u/Nastreal 2d ago edited 2d ago

A lot less. I've worked Amazon delivery and while it's hard stressful work, dumping whole totes is a crazy overreaction.

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u/DishSoapPete 2d ago

“Under paid and over worked Amazon driver has a mental breakdown.”

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u/mnbull4you 2d ago

Drivers buddy didn't get to the stash in time. 

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u/DroneStrikesForJesus 2d ago

This makes more sense. I was thinking they weren't so stressed that they didn't return the vehicle so why not just leave the packages in the vehicle if you're going back anyway?

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot 2d ago

Because then they’ll know you didn’t deliver them.

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u/ProperPerspective571 2d ago

Abandoned? They were coming back for sure

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u/REDACTED3560 2d ago

Yeah I don’t buy the story for a second. Guy was hoping those packages would fall through the cracks of Amazon’s bureaucracy and he’d have some free stuff.

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u/TrankElephant 2d ago

It definitely seems like a different story than the delivery person that used a dumpster...

Anyhoo, I hope this brings awareness to how overworked the Amazon people are, especially during this time of year. And hey, even if the worker actually intended to 'abandon' the stuff, it would be a drop in the bucket compared to how much waste Amazon the company produces as a whole. It's basically built-in to their business model.

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u/FollowingNo4648 2d ago

This happened with my company a few years ago. Used this crappy company for our deliveries that over estimated their capacity. Ended up finding our customer's supplies in dumpsters and abandoned delivery trucks. They were medical supplies for patients who are covered under Medicaid and Medicare.

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u/InvasionOfScipio 2d ago

Bullshit.

Dude left them to be stolen by a friend.

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u/DoTheThingTwice 2d ago edited 2d ago

I don’t understand how people don’t get this.

He dumped them in the woods?

So he took the time and effort to remove them from the truck but he was “too stressed” to actually do the deliveries?

Then proceeded to drive the truck back and act like nothing happened?

Right at Christmas?

Dude was clearly trying to get some free gifts.

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u/cainy1991 2d ago

I donno it's tough.
I use to work for Aus Post...

Christmas time is fucking insane, drivers who would normally have maybe 200 packages on average start getting 500+ around late October, by mid December it can be double that..
Your expected to deliver two packages a minute for 8 hours straight, many aimed more realistically for a package a minute for 16 hours or so...

All while doing your standard sort, mail run, flyers, PO box drop offs etc in between..
More than a couple workers have freaked out after having worked 17+ hours thinking they where done, to return to find three more bins of mail dumped in their section... for the 9th day in a row of a "5 day week" they where promised when signing on.

The chick who did the run before me lost her contact when they found out she had been dumping all non tracked packages and mail in a mine shaft for at that point.... months of time.

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u/Medialunch 2d ago

Did the driver also scan them as delivered? What outcome were they hoping for?

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u/realKevinNash 2d ago

Just take the truck back and quit. Or pull over and call them and do it. I dont get the logic.

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u/NarejED 2d ago

So this is why I got that 2 AM email saying my package was lost/refunded

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u/Heroinkirby 2d ago

Is that where my package is? Lol I'm not even kidding. I do feel bad for the person tho. The Amazon delivery guys work really hard and it's not an easy time of year

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u/EuterpeZonker 2d ago

I was a driver for Amazon for 3 days. I totally get it.

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u/MarryMeDuffman 2d ago

How can a bunch of packages disappear undelivered without the driver being charged with theft?

Stealing mail is a felony.

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u/Tad_zeeky 2d ago

Yes stealing mail is a felony. That’s anything with paid postage. Packages sent through Amazon, fedex, ups, etc are not registered mail.

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u/H2DK_ 2d ago

Stressed and unemployed now.

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u/Muellercleez 2d ago

Some jobs ain't worth it

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u/SteelMarch 2d ago

For some people these are the only jobs they are qualified for. Welcome to hell.

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u/Lungomono 2d ago

Sadly, sometimes some people, have been there myself at a low point in my life, you can’t pick and choose. Any job which gives a paycheck is needed, and if circumstances just are against you, it can be hard getting any job again. So having the option to just quit aren’t in the cards.

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u/Muellercleez 2d ago

Absolutely, and I'm not taking a shot at anyone. You do what you gotta do to make ends meet and care for your family.

I'm saying that the working conditions of some jobs are horrendous, and it sounds like being a warehouse worker or driver for Amazon are right there on the list.

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u/Acrobatic_Switches 2d ago

If it's a bathroom break or a shitty job? I'm taking my bathroom break.

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u/Darnell2070 2d ago

Why not just quit instead of ditching the packages though. No reason to do that if you're gonna get fired anyway.

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u/No-Knowledge-789 2d ago

Drivers should just deliver what they can & at the end of their day, just take the truck back to the warehouse with what's left. 🤓

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u/Matt_M_3 2d ago

Why is stressed in quotations? Because they know what it insinuates. Poors can’t be stressed, they are just being lazy. The media is 99.9% at fault for the state of affairs. They are an affront to democracy and twist every syllable and punctuation mark to silently narrate everything they write.

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u/Hwy39 2d ago

It’s a holiday tradition at this point

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u/hawktwas 2d ago

Amazon is getting more and more counterfeit or fake products by the day. I saw someone open a gift that was a fake last night. The person that bought it felt horrible.

I’ve stopped using it almost entirely except for things I can’t find in person. And even then I try to shop at other places first. Point being, they treat their workers horribly, which should be enough to stop using them. But they also have shit products. So what’s the actual benefit of using it? They don’t even ship quickly anymore, so I don’t get it. 

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 2d ago

Poor dude, hope he gets the help he needs. Holidays can be very rough.

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u/RetinaJunkie 2d ago

And keeps a job????

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u/Superhumanevil 2d ago

I have this one Amazon driver 22-year-old kid every time he comes he hits my joint, he hits my pen, he downs a 24. He’s back in the truck in like seven minutes. Amazing speed in everything he does.

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u/Splinterfight 2d ago

You get what you pay for, and it’s not a lot

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u/Fuckkoff- 1d ago

“I am proud of the way our Lakeville Police officers handled and investigated this matter.".

They found it and called amazon. I would imagine thats what everybody would do, given the circumstances.

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u/PurifyZ 2d ago

I did that one day when I was pissed on my newspaper route 😭 but you know, I was thirteen 😂

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u/cheesey_sausage22255 2d ago

I had a driver drop off a package at 10pm Christmas Eve. I felt so fucking bad I don't know they delivered outside business hours. I wish I could've told them they can hold onto it until the 27th fucking hell.

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u/gnapster 2d ago

I think something like that happened to my package his week. I watched it go across the country, come to my town yesterday then today it was ‘being sent back to carrier, here’s your refund). I’m guessing the box was obliterated and that’s why they couldn’t deliver? Had to order it again today.

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u/Mr_Whompy 2d ago

Highly recommend 'The Great Amazon Heist' by Oobah Butler if you want to know why they can't unionize. And also the piss bottle thing. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8ozl3s 

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u/eristicforfun 2d ago

I was a delivery driver for a decade, you will get them tomorrow, eventually. There are strict federal laws for hours, even in smaller vehicles under 10,000 gross. I can guarantee Amazon should be investigated.

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u/CrackedandPopped 1d ago

Stop buying from Amazon to stop this shitty treatment of them

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u/ATX_native 1d ago

Meh.

Amazon pays shit wages and has ridiculous quotas.

You never heard about this type of stuff from UPS when they paid amazing wages.

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u/Touchit88 1d ago

That's where I told my wife her present was.