r/notinteresting 1d ago

Look at this cool item I found in the backyard biome on the Oceania server

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u/MoScottVlogs 1d ago

(all jokes aside, this baby bird prolly fell out of his nest, as i heard a mother above me respond to its chirping as i picked it up. my dog was with me, but luckily he has 3 teeth, 2 braincells, and 1 nose he just tried to smell the bird with. the bird looked a bit dazzled, so i picked him up on the stick he was on and he stayed on pretty well until he glided back off. point is, i picked him up, he chirped, i hit his beak with the 🤏, and put him on a sturdy branch higher up for safe keeping.)

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u/little_fire 23h ago

when you say

he chirped, i hit his beak with the 🤏

do you mean you shut his beak mid-chirp? lmaooo

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u/RepresentativeFun70 23h ago

Shhhh 🐦🤏

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u/KerbalCuber 14h ago

Birb emoji facing the wrong way :(

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u/RepresentativeFun70 11h ago

I know Apple want me to fail 😭😭😭😭

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u/simagus 1d ago

The legendary black chocobo? In your backyard? It's more likely than you think!

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u/p3apod1987 1d ago

this should be removed by mods, you said it yourself. This is cool. Cool things are interesting

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u/mechabrhma 19h ago

yup ban his ass

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u/Realistic-Elephant69 1d ago

ive read somewhere that the mother bird intentionally pushes off the chick from the nest if she thinks it's too weak or ill

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u/JizzProductionUnit 23h ago

I’ve heard that the birds are trying to domesticate us - first we are picking up their children, next their food, then we will be inviting them inside for dinner and suddenly one day there will be a bird President. We must be vigilant.

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u/LetEdgeTheseLords- 22h ago

I love your username

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u/EmiliaFromLV 18h ago

You are having a bird President in one week....

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u/naive-nostalgia 15h ago

Nah, he's more like a burnt KFC drumstick.

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u/januaryemberr 12h ago

It could also be a fledgling. They get fed on the ground until they learn to fly.

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u/BextoMooseYT 1d ago

You should spend a little more time out there I think

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u/pidgewynn 15h ago

Hello OP, this is a fledgling and is supposed to be out and about with its mother watching nearby! You didn't do anything wrong by moving it mistakenly, just know it will end up on the ground again. Walking around nearby will temporarily scare the mom away so it's best to just leave them alone so she can feed the baby in peace. At this state the baby is unable to fly properly and the mother will continue following it around and feeding it until it can fly and feed itself.

That said- you finding a bird where it's supposed to be is less interesting than you finding a bird where it shouldn't be, so this is good news for you!

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u/Commercial_Egg_8611 1d ago

Bro looks like 🐦‍⬛

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u/oHuae 22h ago

Of course it's Australia

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u/Valxn7 19h ago

you have it equipped but i think youre meant to consume it

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u/Krypto1727 22h ago

Don't hold the bird like that!

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u/pidgewynn 15h ago

OP has the wings pinned to its sides which prevents flailing and injury. I don't see anything to suggest they are squeezing the bird hard- a firm hold and squeezing an animal are two very different things. Of course they didn't need to pick it up in the first place (since it's a fledgling) but no harm done! They left it outside instead of trying to 'rescue' it by keeping it in a box or something so really they did the best thing you can do after grabbing a bird that didn't need to be grabbed. It's unharmed and back where it should be.

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u/Mikart_ 18h ago

I thought it was a DAMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! birb

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u/ApeIceOldSpice 1h ago

Wingspan reference