r/interestingasfuck • u/eliseereclusvivre • 1d ago

From 2014 to 2025, Mark Zuckerberg bought over 1,400 acres on Kauai Island and stole any land the natives wouldn't sell him, earning the moniker 'the face of neocolonialism.' r/all

70.8k Upvotes

86% Upvoted

View all comments

Show parent comments

u/VeganJordan 1d ago

All in a row or side by side?

27

u/Fauster 1d ago

Have you ever seen the tentacle tube feet on a starfish? The darn things have their own mind but can act in concert.

Let's just accept that billionaires do weird stuff, like carting around their young blood boys, suing tiny startups for breakfast and then copying them, amplifying lies to stoke mass hysteria because that makes people click crap ads and buy crap, building giant nuke bunkers, aspiring to a vampire but disappointed that medical technology isn't quite there yet.

17

u/Mewone65 1d ago

They amalgamated, like a rat king.

4

u/ZombieAlienNinja 1d ago

It's 12 foot long but still the diameter of a rat penis

8

u/Longjumping-Claim783 1d ago

I don't know he never took me on a tinder date