From 2014 to 2025, Mark Zuckerberg bought over 1,400 acres on Kauai Island and stole any land the natives wouldn't sell him, earning the moniker 'the face of neocolonialism.'

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ive seen his rat penis with my own eyes, that's because i was his surgeon.

i was also his surgeon for the extra pair of nipples and his raptilian tail reduction surgery.

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I have heard that he’s from the planet Kronos and he is a Klingon lol 😆