From 2014 to 2025, Mark Zuckerberg bought over 1,400 acres on Kauai Island and stole any land the natives wouldn't sell him, earning the moniker 'the face of neocolonialism.'

[u/eliseereclusvivre]

[u/OldJames47]

What I don't understand is why Zuck didn't ask for an average size rat penis. He specifically asked to have the smallest, ugliest rat penis they could find.

[u/Longjumping-Claim783 → u/OldJames47]

When you're rich you can do whatever you want

[u/9520x → u/OldJames47]

Hmm, concerning!

[u/djulioo → u/OldJames47]

He wanted it to match his personality