r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

From 2014 to 2025, Mark Zuckerberg bought over 1,400 acres on Kauai Island and stole any land the natives wouldn't sell him, earning the moniker 'the face of neocolonialism.' r/all

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u/PhD_Pwnology 1d ago

You have not seen the Zuckerburg rat penis transplant meme??? Search for it NOW haha

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u/Trid3nt 1d ago

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u/dirkalict 1d ago

β€œAt press time, Zuckerberg had reportedly died after a longtime battle with werewolf gonorrhea.”

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u/neoistheone79 1d ago

πŸ’€

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u/Shazalamadingdong 1d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/scaredofme 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/heprer 1d ago

lol Facts!

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u/Nanarchenemy 1d ago

πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘

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u/HiroProtaginest 1d ago

Worth it! TY RIP

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u/w3are138 1d ago

I’m on the floor lmao omg this made my day hahahaaa!

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u/TheNeglectedNut 1d ago

β€œfirst man to climb Mt. Everest on the Astral Plane” had me in stitches

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u/FewerBeavers 1d ago

I so hope he actually reads this

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u/ayeeflo51 1d ago

Meme? No bro, it's 100% real, my uncle did the surgery

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u/OldJames47 1d ago

What I don't understand is why Zuck didn't ask for an average size rat penis. He specifically asked to have the smallest, ugliest rat penis they could find.

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 1d ago

When you're rich you can do whatever you want

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u/9520x 1d ago

Hmm, concerning!

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u/djulioo 1d ago

He wanted it to match his personality

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u/ShotFish7 1d ago

Glad it went so well - sorry to hear the pig nipples are being rejected.

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u/TrannosaurusRegina 1d ago

It’s true; I was the scalpel!

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u/Gunzenator2 1d ago

well, my mom is his side piece and she said it’s true too! 2 source confirmed.

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u/runrunranreddit 1d ago

Yeah, no, it's true.

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u/Krauser101 1d ago

Looked it up I am dying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/scaredofme 1d ago

Oh Wow, that's amazing! πŸ˜‚

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u/diverdadeo 1d ago

Well hell I was looking for the video!