r/interestingasfuck • u/ExactlySorta • 21d ago

A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition takes place at Washington Square Park r/all

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u/GdinutPTY 21d ago

Police: Which one of you is the real shooter?

Everyone else:

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u/WhyTheMahoska 21d ago

I am Spartacus!

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u/JosephMadeCrosses 21d ago

I'm Brian!

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u/chillwithpurpose 21d ago

His name was Robert Paulson!

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u/thefract0metr1st 21d ago

I broke the dam!

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u/Final-Zebra-6370 20d ago

I broke the dam!

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u/Dissasociaties 20d ago

His name was Robert Paulson!

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u/pjdance 10d ago

Do not bring Pinky into this!

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u/TwoPintsYouPrick 20d ago

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!!*

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u/StrongDorothy 20d ago

I’m Brian and so’s my wife!

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u/Spark_Horse 20d ago

I have a boner!

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u/chopstix007 20d ago

No I’m Brian!

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u/Heavy_Hunt7860 20d ago

And so is my wife!

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u/clutchguy84 20d ago

I'm Brian, and so is my wife!

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u/Grandpaw99 20d ago

Hi Brian, how’s it going?

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u/dawson203 20d ago

I am Spartacus!

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u/Burphel_78 20d ago

I'm Spartacus!

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u/The_Sock_Itself 20d ago

God damnit you got here first

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u/Aries_Bunny 20d ago

We are Negan

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u/Boydar_ 19d ago

I am Negan

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u/trunolimit 21d ago

Underrated comment

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u/problemovymackousko 21d ago

At this point i think this is a psyop created by fbi, and they hope real shooter will appear xd

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u/MsDelanaMcKay 20d ago

Or The Adjuster set it up for the lulz

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u/Skwidz 20d ago

Trick question, it was the cops all along!

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u/EnthiumZ 20d ago

Pretty sure the actual shooter is attending too. He might as well make some trip money.

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u/JamesSmith1200 19d ago

Would have been funny if they all got arrested and interrogated.

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u/GdinutPTY 19d ago

Would have been funnier if everyone admits the deed.

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u/skullfork 16d ago

Now all of you go confess so there is reasonable doubt.