r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 22d ago
Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf r/all
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u/A-Sthlm 21d ago
Biggest colombian hit-woman since Shakira.
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u/luckeeelooo 21d ago
Her hits don’t lie.
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u/JayHat21 21d ago
And she was definitely filling the boys
with lead, steel, plastic, etc.
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u/loxagos_snake 21d ago
Oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go stab
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u/gordito_delgado 21d ago
So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)...
Reading the signs of these dead bodies.231
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u/supremebubbah 21d ago
Netflix is going to make a movie or documentary soon
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u/DaddyKiwwi 21d ago
Starring Aubrey Plaza
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u/Adamantium-Aardvark 21d ago
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u/deathbysnuggle 21d ago
I made this years ago in a bid to get her to take on the role of Louise in the inevitable Turpin House of Horrors movie. But I think it just made me seem creepy since I’m a nobody
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u/RoastedTilapia 21d ago
I love her tho. She never takes on a ‘normal’ role. A little bat shit seems to be a requirement and she does it effortlessly. Very good actress.
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With Seth Rogen
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u/thespeediestrogue 21d ago
Somehow, The Rock and Ryan Reynolds will have to be in it too. Not enough unnecessary known actors yet...
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u/spermotosaurus 21d ago
the rock will be her dad, ryan reynolds will be the guy her dad has a gay affair with, which ironically was also the point she decided to be a hit woman
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u/alliandoalice 21d ago
Her and the ceo insurance assassin have a hallmark love story movie
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u/Intelligent-Rant-142 21d ago
She got that damn look in her.
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u/Sad_Koala_9036 21d ago
It’s just blue steel the sultry evil version
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u/lostredditorlurking 21d ago
Everyone wants a yandere girlfriend until she stabs you in your sleep
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u/deanrihpee 21d ago
I feel like that's the best thing for some people, got a hot (arguably?) yandere gf and then died without having to deal with real world bullshit
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u/jacknacalm 21d ago
I don’t mind dying so might as well die turned on
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u/ezio93 21d ago
Giving new definition to the term Die Hard
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u/tanwhiteguy 21d ago
Fun Fact: Bruce Willis was fully erect in every scene of the original trilogy
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u/BattousaiRound2SN 21d ago
Soooo... The really best part isn't the gf or even getting stabbed, is not having to deal with real world bullshit.
I got it & make total sense.
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u/Fragrant_Gap7551 21d ago
That's the best part
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u/Zealousideal_You_938 21d ago
The girl is not a yandere, according to investigations, she killed her boyfriend because he had debts with narcos, so she killed him to collect the reward.
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u/AylaCurvyDoubleThick 21d ago
Wait
Colombia…
Is that Roberta?! Did they catch the Termimaider
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u/M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT 21d ago
Roberta or Revy?
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u/Zazalada 21d ago
Might be their accidental daughter... Gaze and face screams Roberta, the clothing more like she raided Revys closet.
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u/wet-paint 22d ago
Final stage Aubrey Plaza?
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u/_Cosmoss__ 21d ago
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u/DanGleeballs 21d ago
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u/Benda647 21d ago
*Slaughter Spice
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u/WakaWaka_ 21d ago
Shooty Spice
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u/WhatIsInnuendo 21d ago
Sporty Spice if she made all the wrong decisions.
Aubrey Plaza if she made all the Aubrey Plaza decisions.
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u/ADubs86 21d ago
Criminal Minds Aubrey Plaza.
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u/I_Dont_Like_Rice 21d ago
She was the perfect choice for that role, I loved that whole storyline with her character. That restaurant ep is one of my favorites.
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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 22d ago
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
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u/Difficult_Loss657 21d ago
Yugiooh, a card game
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u/nekomamushu 21d ago
I draw a card, and I play the game
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u/Silverlisk 21d ago
I lay my trap card, kunai with chain!
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u/wavespells9 21d ago
Yugioooooooh! A Card gaaaame!
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u/AbstractMirror 21d ago
I like humanity again
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u/cptamerica83 21d ago
I sang it out loud. It was glorious.
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u/AquaticKoala3 21d ago
Mann, what did the deleted one say? That ruined the whole rhythm for me.
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u/Zestyclose_Quit7396 21d ago
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u/jo_nigiri 21d ago
Entire comment section is finding out why some women simp for murderers now
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u/BeardInTheNorth 21d ago
First, that Jake Gyllenhaal lookalike who assassinated the UnitedHealthcare CEO. Now, this Colombian Aubrey Plaza lookalike who assassinated her ex-boyfriend, among others.
We serial simpers are eating good this week.
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u/Diligent_Escape2317 21d ago
Wow, apparently I picked a bad week to stop checking the news... I'm not even a woman and that smile has my panties wet
From the ABC article:
Bullet casings found at the scene had the words "deny," "defend" and "depose" written on them, police sources said.
The motive remains unknown, police said.
🤣🤣🤣
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u/Lock-out 21d ago
“Did he have any known enemies?” lol
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u/MercyfulJudas 21d ago
It's almost like someone should probably tell the rich that workers banding together to present formal address of grievances is the alternative we worked out a long time ago to breaking down the factory owner's front door and beating him to death in front of his family.
I feel like they forgot.
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u/No-Palpitation6707 21d ago
As always no original thought on this website but thats what came to my mind instantly aswell lol
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u/dbastrid100 21d ago
Yeah I could smell these comments miles away. Especially the "I CaN fiX heR!" Classic Reddit hive mind.
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u/El_Pimy 21d ago
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u/BeardGoals_69 21d ago
Which Jack Whitehall movie is this?
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u/mycophagous 21d ago
A UK TV Series called Fresh Meat, I believe.
It was excellent, regularly had me in stitches. About a bunch of first-year uni students who miss out on accommodation in halls and get put in a house share instead. Well worth a watch. If you’re in the UK it was on Channel 4 so should be available to watch on demand for free.
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u/crazycoolname 22d ago
I can fix her!
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u/Can-I-Get-A-Nude 21d ago
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u/Minions-overlord 21d ago
This reminds me of the batman skit by college humour..
"I stabbed you first, with nine long inchs"
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u/sunkskunkstunk 21d ago edited 21d ago
And in an order that would surprise you.
Edited to correct line.
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u/neutral_ass 21d ago
doesn't matter had sex
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u/Remarkable-East-2486 21d ago
Praying Mantis ah response
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u/falsevector 21d ago
The thrill of being both predator and prey is really going to be something else
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u/theanshusingh 22d ago
That's what her ex-bf said!
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u/Iamkillboy 21d ago
It’s crazy to me that attractive people can literally murder their family and stomp puppies to death and people will forgive them. Our simple human brains just desperately want to reproduce.
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u/PunkToTheFuture 21d ago
Damn. I guessed this would be the top response because Reddit
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u/6jean9 21d ago
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u/that_lexus 21d ago
Aubrey Plaza's new movie character?
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u/Anders_Birkdal 21d ago
Hey, can you sulky, sexy and a bit evil for the photoshoot pls?
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u/CoffeeAngster 21d ago
Definitely a Tarantino character come to life.
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u/ZetaRESP 21d ago
Give him the story and Aubrey Plaza, and we get ourselves a fuckton of Oscars
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u/masstransience 21d ago
State of Neveda
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u/milwaukeejazz 21d ago
Scrolled way too far for this. Fuck Aubrey and “I can fix her” bullshit. Neveda!
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u/kenfnpowers 21d ago
A word to the wise- if your ex girlfriend is a notorious hit woman, and you are on bad terms over money, and she suggests you go meet somewhere to resolve said money “issues”, you might want to just want to let that one go. And don’t meet up in the remote location she suggest. Mkay?
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u/Cassper8877 21d ago
-wanna sell your bike?
-yeah sure, I'm getting a new one for Xmas
-ok, kool come and meet me alone in the park, my friend wants to buy it off you
(Thing happens)
-shocked pika face
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u/Candle-Jolly 21d ago
Each of her victims' last words: "I can fix her!"
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u/TrashMcDumpster3000 21d ago
Possibly their first words upon meeting her, their last words were more likely:
Ggkkkaah- aaaaaAAAAAKKKKHHHHH ☠️ choking on spit up blood and curdling gargle noises
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u/WakuWakuWa 21d ago
I just knew people were gonna be simping 💀
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u/power_gas 21d ago
"Haha, TIL praying mantis aren't the only one's to kill their lovers. Worth it. Had secks."
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u/UltimateShyGuy 21d ago
For all who wants to know her real Name:
Karen Julieth Ojeda Rodriguez
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u/Altruistic-BeeMe 22d ago
Is she single?
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u/Sabine80NRW 21d ago
She killed her boyfriend .. so probably yes ;-)
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u/RaLaZa 21d ago
Alright, I'm next in line after this guy dies.
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u/TwitzyMIXX 21d ago
I'm next after you then
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u/OrdinaryValuable9705 21d ago
I mean, you gotta go some time - so guess I will join the line. Think she will be willing to kill you during snu snu?
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u/no3putts 21d ago
Nevada is misspelled on her shirt. A clear giveaway to her motives.
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u/Ok_Context8390 22d ago
Can't we give her a list of Fortune 500 CEOs? You know, just to prop up her image a bit and rid the world of some real criminals?
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u/YEISYEIS 21d ago
the comments here are just… imagine you‘re getting murdered and people love the murderer🤯
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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 21d ago
She follows the two main rules:
Be attractive
Don't be unattractive
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u/Cowslayer369 21d ago
Wait so at some point between her arrest and the mugshot she had time to change her shorts?
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u/wholewheatscythe 21d ago
Based on the comments we now see how Black Widow Spiders manage to keep finding partners after killing the previous ones.