The person in the photo is the monk Mihailo Tolotos, the holder of a record that many could never match: he lived his entire life without ever having seen a woman in person.

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u/Scharco_de_la_Marf 1d ago

What about people who have been blind since birth?

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u/Clynxus 1d ago

yeah, never saw a woman in person. he was on reddit like the rest of us

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u/-SaC 1d ago

"She's giving birth! Quick, bring the tiny blindfold!"

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u/Ok-Blackberry858 1d ago

Looks like a sad wizard tbh

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u/mibonitaconejito 1d ago

Well, in my experience, titties make men happy. So no wonder he looks so sad

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u/Berlin8Berlin 1d ago

The tragic irony? Bro had a HUGE unit

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u/FreshMistletoe 1d ago

Now they just call them redditors.

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u/newyylad 1d ago

He’s the pre Reddit redditor.

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u/Rough3Years 1d ago

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s wife? Neither has he.

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u/Mr-GoodGood 1d ago

He looks happy.

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u/Centaur1111 1d ago

idk, Mihailovitch sounds way better for a name

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u/Jjrose362 1d ago

Obviously. Have you seen how he dressed?

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u/Moist-Crack 1d ago

Oh, I'm sure you see dozens of women every day, but have you ever truly SEEN a woman?

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u/SpecialAd9515 1d ago

Just like me fr fr

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u/Far-Investigator1265 1d ago

He is wearing the cape of an accomplished monk. In Finnish they are called "skeemamunkki".

These are people who have lived as monks for decades, have proven to be exceptionally accomplished, and are then given this special cape and released from mundane work in the cloister, like making food and cleaning, so they can concentrate on prayer during all their waking hours.

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u/garlicenema 1d ago

Peace X10000000000000000000

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u/Acceptable_Editor171 1d ago

And he lived to be 200 years old because of the lack of stress in his life 🤣

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u/DAMN_Fool_ 1d ago

That is a man who's known more peace than the rest of us will ever know

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u/eyeballburger 1d ago

He saw at least one, even though it was with blurry little baby eyes.

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u/Wizardnil 1d ago

Bro has never seen titties 😭

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u/bleaucheaunx 1d ago

Thy rod and thy staff comfort me...

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u/Hey648934 1d ago

In short, your average redditor

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u/EnchantedWood1981 1d ago

Going by various church records there were more than enough small boys about to make this less of a feat, and that tradition continues on to this day. For every interesting fact about organised religion you learn, there are 50 they’d rather you didn’t.

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u/Howdhell 1d ago

I ve got 99 problems..

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u/Jamachicuanistinday 1d ago

So, he just had a dad

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u/ZephyrFluous 1d ago

Are you aware of what site you're on?

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u/Thick_Cheesecake_393 1d ago

I think this is bollocks

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u/Ambitious-Beat-2130 1d ago

That's why they call it the grand wizard

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u/Far_Performance_4013 1d ago

... hence his longevity /s

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u/Dandy_Lyon56 1d ago

Probably saved himself a great deal of grief

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u/exotics 1d ago

Plot twist.. the photographer was a woman

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u/Accurate_Dig_7387 1d ago

Poor man

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u/unhallowed1014 1d ago

Zargothorax?

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u/id7e 1d ago

Ah, yes, the old philosophical question: If a man lives but never sees a woman, did the man ever truly live?

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u/Irinzki 1d ago

No wonder he looks so sad. He missed out on so much human experience

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u/Chronox2040 1d ago

One have to admit that robe looks sick. Minimum +5 wis

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u/bali_shag 1d ago

Looks like he's from Batushka band

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u/Vancoovur 1d ago

Other than his mother.

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u/Carpenterman1976 1d ago

And he rolled his blue balls around in a wheelbarrow.

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u/xotlzotkl 1d ago

Average Reddit mod

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u/UncleGrover666 1d ago

abstinence makes the church grow fondlers

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u/Mizuiro89 1d ago

He looks like a level 100 wizard with Epic spells unlocked.

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u/offensive-not-bot 1d ago

WTF did he masturbate to?

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u/justk4y 1d ago

Did he know where babies come from or has he never had “the talk”?

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u/MoonTreeSullen 1d ago

What did he jork to?

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u/Tall_Caterpillar_380 1d ago

Sooooo…….pornography?

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u/dunkelbunt235 1d ago

Rincewind the wizzard?

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u/abraxas8484 1d ago

So is he a moderator for reddit?

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u/Hansovie 1d ago

Lucky guy

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u/MalcadorPrime 1d ago

So the average redditor?

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u/WorldlinessThis2855 1d ago

Sounds terrible indeed

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u/Candid-Individual210 1d ago

Maybe because they weren't up to his standards

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u/bvalda88 1d ago

Average reddit enjoyer

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u/Snicshavo 1d ago

Definietly locked himself in tower studying and creating spells

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u/KaizenZazenJMN 1d ago

Patrón Saint of wanking

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u/JoeMcMinkia 1d ago

The progenitor, the OG basement dweller.

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u/Yes_bad 1d ago

Virgin alert

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u/nautius_maximus1 1d ago

I shall name you…Darth Incelius.

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u/systematicgoo 1d ago

dude probably whacked it like a MOFO

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u/RyanDW_0007 1d ago

He lived the most peaceful life then

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u/Petrus59 1d ago

Lucky bugger!

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u/sugahoney1ceT 1d ago

Does anyone know where I can see the whole cloak that he’s wearing? I want to see all of the designs/embroidery on it

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u/Automatic-Cost-9730 1d ago

and the point of this was?

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u/FocusFlukeGyro 1d ago

Too bad the photographer was a woman. /s

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u/Fine_Astronaut5402 1d ago

old blind people .........

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u/KroxhKanible 1d ago

Not a record I want to break.

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u/Some_Duck4319 1d ago

Batushkaaa

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u/Olliboyo 1d ago

He looks like a badass Resident Evil or AC villain

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u/calciumbanana 1d ago

Oh yeah? Could you please define “woman”?

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u/BuyAnxious2369 1d ago

And he got what out of this?

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u/Badassmofunker 1d ago

That guy missed out on beauty.

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u/Most_Contribution741 1d ago

Well, minus that one time.

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u/CoconutG00d 1d ago

How was he born

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u/Prophet_NY 1d ago

The OG reddit moderator

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u/TheCastusDildo 1d ago

Does this make him the ultimate redditor?

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u/Salty145 1d ago

Bro achieved Nirvana.

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u/HomeLegal 1d ago

That is a record I would not want to compete for.

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u/saveyboy 1d ago

Only his word on the matter.

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u/iSplatt 1d ago

Lucky bastard.

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u/Past-Background-7221 1d ago

I dunno, you heard of that Nick Fuentes guy? He’s making a good run for it

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u/c17usaf 1d ago

Didn’t he play with Jethro Tull?

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u/candylandmine 1d ago

Reddit final boss

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u/Dense_Noise_3778 1d ago

He never saw his mother? I don’t believe that while he was being born he didn’t glimpse at his mother even once…

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u/codemonkeyhopeful 1d ago

So... His mother?

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u/HerbaceausSimulacrum 1d ago

primordial alt right influencer

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u/fart_huffington 1d ago

Many such cases on Reddit

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u/Sufficient_Work_6469 1d ago

I'm sure he saw his mother.

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u/mystsilverwastaken_ 1d ago

just like genshin impact players

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u/NC_Ion 1d ago

The only man to know true peace.

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u/FaustArtist 1d ago

I’m sure there are plenty on this website who are in the midst of beating his record.

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u/Nekrovv 1d ago

The first redditor

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u/Most-Currency5684 1d ago

The way it's worded, buddy loved self gratification

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u/TheRemedy187 1d ago

Your life is dedicated to something that does absolutely no good and likely had negative effects. Hard pasw

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u/peterjohnsonrandy 1d ago

good for him. he never had to suffer the consequences of sticking his dick in crazy.

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u/Wise-Activity1312 1d ago

"A record that no one with ever match"

Except of course the thousands of completely blind people born every day.

Do people even think before they make up stupid titles? u/AdelineMiu

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u/Projectionist76 1d ago

But he looked at many photos of women 😉

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u/CanadianRushFan 1d ago

No mama right?

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u/Rey_Mezcalero 1d ago

Was he born from a test tube?

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u/diablobsb 1d ago

Plot twist, he was blind from birth.

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u/Careless-Flan 1d ago

Seeing a titty would have killed this man

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u/Stinkdonkey 1d ago

So he kept his eyes closed as he slipped through the birth canal?

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u/Leather-Cherry-2934 1d ago

I cannot imagine what heavens can offer that is worth living without the beauty of a woman in this life

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u/UsernameTheftIsWrong 1d ago

His mom?

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u/Russian_Rebel 1d ago

Being a loser is not a record/achivement. This is an anti-record. There is no achievement here, it is rather an anti-achievement.

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u/jorgeakageorge 1d ago

A Reddit mod, I see

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u/Substantial-Note-454 1d ago

When he was born he just closed his eyes real hard

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u/Sudden_General628 1d ago

Not a great record, just saying

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u/Imn0tg0d 1d ago

Dude that's just an average poster on 4chan.

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u/TrumpDumper 1d ago

I beg to differ. Ray Charles accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

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u/HabANahDa 1d ago

Not interesting. Fucking stupid.

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u/JapanEngineer 1d ago

Just like half the mods on Reddit.

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u/Iyabothefirst001 1d ago

That’s not possible because a woman gave birth to him and she must at least have cradled him.

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u/Scared_Ad3355 1d ago

Well, we know he probably saw his mom at some point, right?

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u/thekomoxile 1d ago

I mean, he's the complete opposite of a porn addict, lived his entire life in a monastery, apparently. His dopamine reward system was probably squeaky clean.

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u/DrSatanDude 1d ago

So he’s an average redditor

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u/ChaosRainbow23 1d ago

I need that robe ASAP

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u/malikx089 1d ago

Don’t believe that..but o.k. So his Mom wasn’t a woman; aunt, cousin nothing. O.k. I’ll see if it meant sex..never had that. But..man o.k.

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u/Jurgis-Rudkis 1d ago

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u/dadsmasher9000 1d ago

He humbled every jedi in existance

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u/lxe 1d ago

How was he born?

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u/easterncurrents 1d ago

Mihailo was a Redditor

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u/nogueydude 1d ago

Well I think we can all agree he saw one woman. At least part of her.

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u/Stitchs420 1d ago

He looks like Bryan from "The Comicbook Men". Ming Chen for Lyfe!!

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u/Blackrobe_the_Brave 1d ago

Was he immaculately ejaculated on this cruel world 😕

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u/BackgroundCoconut280 1d ago

Ya but was he a virgin?

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u/InfiniteAppearance13 1d ago

What sub does he mod

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u/bigcaulkcharisma 1d ago

Honestly, he looks like it lmao

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u/Appropriate_South877 1d ago

Less jovial than I would have imagined...

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u/OrganizationOk5418 1d ago

That's abuse.

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u/NoClub5551 1d ago

Pretty sure Mike Pence never met a woman in real life.

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u/Epicrato 1d ago

How sad

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u/AnusButter2000 1d ago

How was he born?

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u/Idontwantthatusernam 1d ago

I’m 50 and going for it!

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u/Feek1973 1d ago

He never seen his mom ? Just out of the vagina … and gone

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u/SturerEmilDickerMax 1d ago

Just an ordinary incel of today. There are millions of them.

The person in the photo is the monk Mihailo Tolotos, the holder of a record that many could never match: he lived his entire life without ever having seen a woman in person. HISTORY