r/interesting • u/xEmilyFox • 1d ago

A breeding bull entering the farm full of cows NATURE

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u/rraattbbooyy 1d ago

How you doin?

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u/No-Needleworker5429 1d ago

How you moo’in?

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u/rraattbbooyy 1d ago

lol. Damn. How did I miss that??

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u/PriorAlbatross3294 1d ago

Way she goes,bud.

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u/friskevision 1d ago

Shit it down. Perfect comment right there.

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u/jennyclastern 1d ago

He’s like that Moto Moto character from Madagascar 2! 😂

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u/Boogeyman_1978 1d ago

I think Moto Moto likes you

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u/Maavaraa 1d ago

Name's so nice you say it twice

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u/ViennaKing 1d ago

I like ‘em biiiig…

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u/DanGleeballs 1d ago

I like em chunkee

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u/Sad_Lemon_272 1d ago

Ladies checking out his goods

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u/smile_politely 1d ago

all the anticipation built up, excitement, and 'does my hair look right?'....

that bull's gonna have a great time.

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u/imakujed 1d ago

When I was a kid we had a bull that literally fainted after mating. I hope this guy walks out there alive.

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u/SupaMut4nt 1d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/Hoboofwisdom 1d ago

I would have been disappointed if "death by snu snu" wasn't here 😸

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u/VirtualConfection884 1d ago

Death by moo moo

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u/INDOORSMORE 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/3d1thF1nch 1d ago

Dammit, beat me to the joke!

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u/Competitive_Sea3060 1d ago

This reminds me of love island

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u/Readed-it 22h ago

Death by moo moo

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u/DukeBradford2 1d ago

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u/Archduke645 1d ago

I like em big ...

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u/Brittle_dick 1d ago

I like em chunky...

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u/Shermantank10 19h ago

bakcround vocals Chunky!

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u/Zixuit 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is a bot comment. It is a duplicate of this comment from a few weeks ago.

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u/gary1405 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/blario 19h ago

I came here to say this

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u/MustardDinosaur 1d ago

it’s called La petite mort ;)

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u/Jumpy-Somewhere938 1d ago

The little death? Aka orgasm?

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u/HistoricalVacation82 1d ago

The bull: i don't want to be horny anymore, i want to be happy

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u/Arcosim 1d ago

Happens a lot to stallions. Horse sex must be amazing.

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u/Jwgotti 1d ago

Mine broke his dink because of bad aim :(

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/SadCritters 1d ago

Less confidence when they're apparently into it.

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u/like_ur_mommyy 1d ago

When you are the only one, these things happen, everyone looks at you.

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u/skullpture_garden 1d ago

What a sentence.

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u/MarinatedTechnician 1d ago

Reddit , you never disappoint, I think I'm going to write that one down, one for the books.

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u/Neddyrow 1d ago

I worked at a beef cow farm in high school and I remember when we let out the bull into the pasture to breed the cows. Being high school kids, we had to watch to see what he’d do.

The first thing he did was walk up to this big old stump and scratch his head on it for like a half hour.

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u/Sad_Chemical_8210 1d ago

Lmao i died

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u/MortalCoil 1d ago

I started reading "as a beef cow"

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u/lilbitAlexislala 1d ago

The one cow who’s not into him is the one he’s sniffin/ into ; lol .🤦‍♀️

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u/FigureStrange4193 1d ago

Highly relatable

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u/Crotch-Monster 1d ago

Man, that Bull has it made! He doesn't even need clothes or even take a shower.

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u/iARTthere4iam 1d ago

Crusty shit-covered ass. Lucky.

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u/oldkafu 1d ago

Gives me hope.

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u/ballistics211 1d ago

Only the strongest and best bulls are used for mating. The human equivalent is the really good looking guys getting all the girls. I have no hope.

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u/too_poor_to_emigrate 1d ago

When the male stripper enters the bachelorette party

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u/ThesterCarbombIV 1d ago

Me entering the retirement home

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u/bodhidharma132001 1d ago

Me walking into the nightclub. Lol

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u/microview 1d ago

Like, "What up? I got a big cock"

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u/beyondermarvel 1d ago

Ladies ! Ladies !! One at a time please

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u/Robert_A_Bouie 1d ago

"I'm here to fuck and chew cud, and I'm all out of cud"

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u/soopadrive 1d ago

Brown chicken, brown cow

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u/JustWoot44 1d ago

"So much pu$$y, so little time! YO! I'm gonna need some oysters and viagra!" :D

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u/Wonderful-Frosting17 1d ago

“I like em big I like em chunky “

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u/Ordinary_Hat2997 1d ago

They're getting in the MOOOOOd...

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u/Oldgatorwrestler 1d ago

"Nah. Let's walk down the hill and bang all of them."

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u/Regret-Superb 1d ago

Love that joke.

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u/clawiecoxx 1d ago

Daddy’s Home 🏠!

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u/Pisces93 1d ago

😂😂

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u/No_Maize_230 1d ago

God I miss college.

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u/No_Story9579 1d ago

The two cows at the end of the video in the back are looking like "I hope he sees us, he's checking out that bitoch Nanacy"

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u/Bulky-Advisor-4178 1d ago

Wrex when he tries the Citadel flats after the cure to the genophage

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u/hmturboman 1d ago

Like walking into a Bovine Whore House

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u/Professional_Elk_489 1d ago

They're gonna drain him

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u/rfigue17 1d ago

"Here I am,ladies"

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Reminds me of that joke in the movie “Colors”

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u/923kjd 1d ago

‘Scuse me while I whip dis out…

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u/PianoAlternative5920 1d ago

And now, the REAL party begins.

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u/TheJeeWee 1d ago

Bro didn’t even shower before

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u/Bitter_Dirt4985 1d ago

Bull almost fell moving off the trailer. Recovered and started to strut his stuff.

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u/Medical_Weekend_749 1d ago

Time for Snu Snu

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u/Life-Strategist 1d ago

"DAAAAYUUUUMMMMMMM!"

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u/Debstar1988 1d ago

So who's first?

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u/pickledprick0749 1d ago

That’s that bull shit

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u/lowwilljr 1d ago

Yup reminds me of high school. Getting of the school bus and had the pick(s) of the litter lol. Who we kidding? Never happened smh

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u/My_Cat_Adopted_Me 1d ago

Time to get busy!

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u/vermontbutchr802 1d ago

They all want attention like immediately

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u/Yes_bad 1d ago

“Sup sluts”

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u/hankie_pankie 1d ago

He is so full of cum

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u/Pinkysrage 1d ago

Not for long.

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u/Wishvesh 1d ago

"Damn! Didn't know you guys would drop me into Heaven."

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u/isthisyournacho 1d ago

My name’s Buck, and I’m here to fuck

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u/Mundane-Fan-1545 1d ago

That bull is going to wish he was killed for meat. Poor bull.

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u/Kmyre5 1d ago

How many father fucking times will this get reposted?

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u/newgalactic 1d ago

It's gonna be a busy weekend...

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u/DJ40andOVER 1d ago

If you’re old enough to have seen it at the movies. This is the scene Robert Duvall described at the end of Colors

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u/Gerrube99 1d ago

Brown chicken brown cow 😉

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u/Cartman68 1d ago

It’s going to be a good day!

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u/Merlin-1234 1d ago

“Sorry ladies, I’m married”.

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u/AverageIndycarFan 1d ago

Where y'goin' fatty? We gon' have a party!

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u/strider_l1718s_ 1d ago

Tunes to the beat.. "I like 'em big, I like 'em chunky"

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u/Zodiark_ 1d ago

I think he will choose the brown one

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u/Elbougos 1d ago

" Relax girls everyone will get some "

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u/Allyouneediz__ 1d ago

Guys walking in like…. Damn I love my job

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u/mjincal 1d ago

A young bull and an old bull are standing on a bluff looking down on a pasture full of cows;the young bull says:”cmon pop let’s run down the hill and fuck one of those cows”;the old bull replied:”no son we don’t do that,we are going to walk down the hill and fuck all those cows!”

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u/PrayingForSevens 1d ago

This is what it was like walking into an AOL party back in the day.

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u/Anquelcito 1d ago

Moo want p**sy

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u/Bo_Diddley9 1d ago

Bro strutted in with caca butt and was still a hit with the ladies. What's your excuse?

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u/kickingnic 1d ago

The bull said oh hell no,too many cows

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u/Black91crx 1d ago

Enough to go around

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u/skullduggs1 1d ago

I’ve come for your daughter, Chuck

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u/Outrageous_Bat6661 1d ago

Queue: "El Macho Theme"

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u/weggaan_weggaat 1d ago

"Good morning, ladies."

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u/JapanEngineer 1d ago

That's what I thought going to Japan as a white male would be like 20 years ago.

Dreams are very very different to reality.

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u/Only_Cauliflower_190 1d ago

My name is Buck and I came to f

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u/3d1thF1nch 1d ago

You are sentenced to death…by SNU SNU!

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u/twobit211 1d ago

There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".

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u/chillbraww 1d ago

Alryt ladies, . Get in line, everybody will get a chance.

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u/Kobs1992x 1d ago

2 days later ….

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u/LessInitiative9477 1d ago

Teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: 🐂

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u/Capable-Opinion9132 1d ago

Me so honie…me love you long time…

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u/AfternoonPast3324 1d ago

Stay hydrated pal

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u/KennyPowers696 1d ago

His friends will NEVER believe this story.

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u/Affectionate-Gear839 1d ago

I can smell this video

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u/Zixuit 1d ago edited 1d ago

What’s more interesting, is this post is a bot farm. Lots of the comments here are duplicates of comments from the same post 21 days ago on r/Damnthatsinteresting

Examples of a few copied comments:
Copy and Original
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As well as many others I could tell were basic rewordings of old comments, probably told the AI chat model to reword it in modern texting slang.

If this many bot comments are flying under the radar that I found because I happened to remember something, imagine how many you don't notice on your front page daily. Dead internet, here we are...

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u/Slippingonwaxpaper 1d ago

How is this interesting, it's actually weird and sad.

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u/Lagunamountaindude 1d ago

I hope he took his vitamins

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u/Educational_Leg757 1d ago

I didn't know cows were into leather

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u/ang3lkia 1d ago

The cows looked really excited.

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u/ghost_wiseman 1d ago

That's just like my wife's boyfriend

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u/DatRatDo 1d ago

I’m here. Smell my ass. Good, now…Who wants to fuck first?

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u/AllSkillzN0Luck 1d ago

How it feels to be 6'3 and taller

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u/mittenknittin 1d ago

Bow bow...chik...chikachikaaahhh Ohhhhh yeeaaaaahh…

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u/CWoww 1d ago

Swimmin’ in women.

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u/AbbreviationsHuman54 1d ago

The cows are all saying I’m getting something tonight.

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u/thoughtfuldave77 1d ago

THE GUY HAS SHIT ALL OVER HIS ASS!!!

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u/AdSpiritual2846 1d ago

*Somewhere in Quohog someone's having flashbacks

The Bull- "Is this Peter's residence"

Peter- 💀 💀

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u/-mimimi- 1d ago

go vegan

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u/Censcrutinizer 1d ago

On behalf of all males. You are one lucky fucker!!!

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u/otidaiz 1d ago

He is going to be busy for a long time.

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u/Comfortable-Survey30 1d ago

Red🎈 Popping Noises. Sad bull.

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u/KrisMisZ 1d ago

Let the twerking commence 🤣

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u/roytwo 1d ago

The same thing happened to me the last time I went into a bar

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u/TrainingNo9892 1d ago

Thought he was about to run back o to the truck…

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u/Rey_Mezcalero 1d ago

Wow no pressure on the bull to perform 😂😂

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u/SnowZzInJuly 1d ago

How 45 year old over weight maga men think they are viewed

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u/EverythingsEfficient 1d ago

By next week, they’ll be saying he’s just “work hot.”

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u/Coinbank2021 1d ago

Chicks dig me.

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u/too_poor_to_emigrate 1d ago

When the male stripper enters the bachelorette party.

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u/tooloudturnitdown 1d ago

"Ladies! I'm more than just a slab of meat!"

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u/JimJohnman 1d ago

Oh yeah they horny for this one

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u/48lawsofpowersupplys 1d ago

That bull has rizz.

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u/GovernmentBig2749 1d ago

My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck

-Buck, Pussy Wagon owner and a medic in Kill Bill-

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u/NegativeCap8283 1d ago

Will he endure all of that

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u/Economy-Shoe5239 1d ago

how i feel walking into the club

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u/This-Teaching-174 1d ago

Yea , he’ll do just fine.

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u/Novamusicit 1d ago

Entering like a boss in the room 😂

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u/KeithMyArthe 1d ago

What's white and comes in pints?

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u/madscientice86 1d ago

Sup heifers

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u/NeoKingEndymion 1d ago

sick, twisted. modern slavery

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u/Final_Blackberry_282 1d ago

If reincarnation is real, I'd like to be a breeding bull in my next life.

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u/loneranger2380 1d ago

Owner was sad to find out he was gay

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u/horus29200 23h ago

I want to be that bull

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u/No_Dragonfruit_514 23h ago

He is him fr

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u/Character_Value4669 23h ago

Might be what we're all thinking, but honestly I think the cows are all just interested in meeting someone they've never met before.

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u/showmeyourmoves28 23h ago

I’m here ladies. Come smell my poppy butt!

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u/RS_UltraSSJ 23h ago

OnlyFarms

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u/AnimalOrigin 22h ago

Is this the latest Yellowstone spin off?