r/im14andthisisdeep 3d ago

Get consistent!1!1!1

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64 Upvotes

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u/0oDADAo0 3d ago

Symbolism conveys nothing when the author is stupid with their examples

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u/No_Cook2983 2d ago

They’re getting worse.

I think we need a governmental oversight meme agency to enforce minimum meme standards.

For example— every meme needs to come with an answer key. If more than 90% of the people who see it need to look at the answer, the meme should be destroyed forever.

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u/boinktheduck 3d ago

what the fuck is this image? is it baked? why does it look like that? why is he extracting cum??

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u/Suspicious_Use6393 2d ago

Hes extracting the cumstone for make a cumhouse

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u/HourCardiologist1391 1d ago

i wanna give u gold for this…

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u/Suspicious_Use6393 1d ago

First gold i would ever get (never gone to work in the mines )

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u/No_Cook2983 2d ago

I’m pretty sure she’s happy because she tapped into a layer of cement.

And he hit a layer of cookie dough— but he’s diabetic.

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u/remainsofthegrapes 1d ago

They are tiny mite people on the surface of a green-haired testicle, shown in cross section. He is removing cum from the testicle. She doesn’t have a long enough cumhose so she only gets to the layer of anchovy paste protecting all the cum.

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u/T_Bisquet 3d ago

True. Mud has a thick consistency, so man is sad. Water has a thinner consistency, so woman is happy.

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u/badcactustube 2d ago

“They say that blood is thicker than water,

but the swamps of home are thicker than blood!”

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u/Kangaroo-Beauty 2d ago

Ahem ahem, it’s akshually, the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 2d ago

Exactly! Which means the exact opposite of what the shortened version means

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u/Excellent_Click_2614 3d ago

he tapping from the piss river? dumb fuck

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u/captainhaddockji3h4m 3d ago

It's deep it's too deep

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u/Mutually_Beneficial1 trippin' balls 2d ago

So deep that none of us mere mortal plebs can understand it

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u/Michael_Petrenko 2d ago

I understood that joke, but you need to beg for me to explain it

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u/captainhaddockji3h4m 2d ago

I don't understand the joke can somebody explain it ?

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u/Background_Source_93 3d ago

Wow, hydrogeologists are shocked

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u/Wise-Respect-1556 3d ago

this reddit is not for just screenshots

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u/OneFish2Fish3 3d ago

Where are we? What the hell is going on?

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u/Neon_culture79 3d ago

He should tell his urologist that he’s peeing blood

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u/NewsRevolutionary687 2d ago

I’m so confused is that oil? he dug too deep and she didn’t so she gets the oil? How does that convey that consistency is important??? WHAT IS HAPPENING

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u/Ready_Concern2385 2d ago

Idk bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Annual-Emu-445 2d ago

why won't they move their buckets normally , are they stupid?

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u/Comfortable_Yak5184 2d ago

So he had tapped into the water table, water shot out of his tube, but he decided to keep going deeper?

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u/Swittybird 2d ago

Is it she struck oil and stopped but he kept going and struck gold? I have no idea if that right though because the author is dogshit at drawing.

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u/Swittybird 2d ago

Okay I think I’m wrong because the man looks unhappy I have no idea what’s happening. Unless he maybe overshot the oil with this long tube extractor thing they both have.

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u/MEXICANJESUS-1 2d ago

instructions unclear now my penis is stuck in a water spout

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u/Ready_Concern2385 1d ago

Instructions unclear what the fuck are these instructions

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u/MEXICANJESUS-1 1d ago

to stick it in a oil spout