Happy New Year's blEVE.

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u/stuckonpost 2d ago

A HAZMAT safety reference in the wild?!

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u/yallknowme19 2d ago

The Kingman BLEVE popped directly into mind

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u/ryanandthelucys 1d ago

Right!? Thanks fire school for helping me get this reference!

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u/ChibliDeetz 2d ago

You don’t light the fireworks at the stand you genius…

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u/saltyourhash 2d ago

Ever seen a fireworks factory accident? Highly eecomend not adding feul to that.

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u/jeff43568 2d ago

I'm just going to store these boxes of fireworks next to the biggest propane tank I can find, it's perfectly safe provided nothing ever goes wrong...

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u/Beneficial-Piano-428 2d ago

Do the fireworks get up and walk over to the stand and light themselves on fire? What are the odds of that stand blowing and taking the propane tank with it?

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u/jeff43568 2d ago

Something tells me the risk of a catastrophic accident is higher than if they weren't right next to each other. The first question if it all goes up is going to be 'why did you store fireworks next to a giant propane tank?'

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u/Beneficial-Piano-428 2d ago

Did it blow up?

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u/jeff43568 2d ago

Fireworks generally do

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u/Subject1928 1d ago

After they are lit.

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u/jeff43568 1d ago

Yes, whether intentionally or accidentally

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u/Baked_Potato_732 2d ago

https://youtu.be/aUB8K8KoKm4?feature=shared

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u/Marshiznit 2d ago

Its 420 gas somewere

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 2d ago

Looks like a cartoon style setup in a zombie game. Incredible.

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u/Pyro3090ti 2d ago

Shockingly this is legal. You can thank the DOT and ATF

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u/SausageBuscuit 2d ago

They could do better. Why not sell the full propane cylinders at the fireworks stand?

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u/Drapidrode 2d ago

a zone of no sparks

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u/Aggravating-Cup3735 2d ago

Yea! It’s right next to the worlds biggest matchstick statue‼️😵‍💫

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u/DrChasco 2d ago

I LOVE how the lettering is the same

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u/ToddBauer 2d ago

There is no way….

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u/Flawless_Reign88 2d ago

Casually flicks a cigarette

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u/BenTubeHead 2d ago

Light it up

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u/Darthscary 2d ago

This HAS to be taken in Florida.

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u/fauxorfox 2d ago

Florida is in Georgia.

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u/imastocky1 2d ago

Georgia's in Florida, dumbass

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u/Beneficial-Piano-428 2d ago

You don’t light the fireworks at the stand… this post is idiocracy at its finest.

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u/ItsRobbSmark 2d ago

This sub is the actual idiocracy... They're not lighting fireworks, they're selling them...

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u/Hesediel1 4h ago

Wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

Happy New Year's blEVE. a dumbing down