r/idiocracy • u/Prudent_Lawfulness87 • Jun 19 '24
You mean, so much Brawntox have made some of these women’s faces look_______. The Thirst Mutilator
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u/Traditional_Fox_4718 Jun 19 '24
What is a 22 year old doing getting botox
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Jun 19 '24
I donno but it really looks bad on women under... what... 40? I worked with a 27-28 year old girl who got it. I guess she still wanted to look 18-19? Nope. Just made her look weird. Before that she was very attractive.
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u/ThunderboltRam Jun 20 '24
Yeah the 22 year old and 30 year-olds really don't need it.
Some of them look good, but some of them look freaky weird. Like a lab accident.
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u/pallentx Jun 20 '24
There’s more than Botox going on with a lot of them - fillers and all kinds of other junk.
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u/NatOdin Jun 20 '24
This girl I used to work with like a decade ago was 22 and had botox, fake lips, huge fake boobs, fake ass, pretty much every surgery you can get and she looked ridiculous..I saw before photos and she was gorgeous, really was pretty startling to see the before photos. She was from a solid 9 bombshell to a weird looking 5, but i guess to each they're own?
I was always curious how she afforded all of that, 22 and working reception at a MMA gym I trained/coached at. Super nice girl, but dumb as a box of rocks, like she didn't know basic words that my children know. She took a strong pre-workout one day and didn't know how to describe the tingling sensation it gave her so she spent a solid 5 minutes trying to describe what tingling was.
Like I said though one of the nicest people you'll ever meet, somehow she had a custom home built that is gorgeous by 25 while making like 17$ an hour. I always suspected she did porn, stripping or some adult content stuff but we were super close at that point and she was an open book for the most part. She also loved cocaine... were still semi in touch and she seems happy so whatever she's doing is working.
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Jun 20 '24
Yeah somehow they always have money. Pretty sure I know why lol. Knew a similar girl who worked at a gym front desk lmao.
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Jun 20 '24
I once heard some Botox guru on tv say the time to start getting Botox is before you need it in order to preserve your youthful looks. Obviously some women think like that if they start doing it in their 20s. However, I’m like most people posting in this thread - those procedures tend to make all the women have that middle-aged trophy wife look.
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Jun 20 '24
I think we all know how she can afford that lifestyle…she’s selling something that people, or a person, thinks is worth the cost. Yep…she’s selling something.
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u/NatOdin Jun 21 '24
I'm like 98% sure she's an escort lol. I knew a couple girls when I was younger who would get 5k per date/night. Get taken out to nice restaurants, given expensive gifts and paid to travel with rich older men, and getting 5k each time is a very profitable situation.
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Jun 19 '24
Starting the "how many units do you have" game count as if it were "likes"
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u/InfamousCockroach683 Jun 20 '24
She should have asked her how insecure she is too. All of them
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u/Chemchic23 Jun 19 '24
I worked with some young people who did Botox and I asked why, they responded it was preventative.
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u/Apprehensive-Stop142 Jun 19 '24
That's some actual devious marketing.
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u/22pabloesco22 Jun 20 '24
your average human being doesn't really want to exert much energy on critical thinking. Thus they are always beholden to the best propaganda/advertising etc.
Why do you think advertising is a trillion dollar industry despite not actually creating anything on its own. Why do you think META is one of the largest corporations in the world. Not because they write awesome code. It's because they cash in 100s of billions of dollars in ad money like quarterly...
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u/shrimpwhiskers Jun 20 '24 edited Jun 21 '24
It is devious marketing, because my dermatologist told me it was good for prevention and I was developing a few I wanted to stave off. Now I have tiny areas that frequently, daily, hurt to touch all over my forehead. Feeling of little headaches. I've received two "treatments" (or series of injections) and feel dumb for falling for it, thinking I'm too cynical and feminist so eff it, I'll try this ridiculous treatment for forehead wrinkles at age 35. I'm really self conscious about them but I should have just accepted it. Edit: word
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Jun 20 '24
Yeah not preventative…also now you have to do it for the rest of your life. Well don’t have to, but you are addicted so you won’t stop and will start other unnecessary shit as well. Joker lips in her future for sure.
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u/OderusOrungus Jun 20 '24
Sufficient water and palm oils are preventative. These younger women no doubt have varying degrees of body dysmorphia
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u/White_Buffalos Jun 20 '24
Which is impossible and not how it works.
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u/Chemchic23 Jun 20 '24
I know I thought it was crazy. But then they also took adderall to work full time, go to NP school, workout, and have an active social life.
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u/SouthWrongdoer Jun 20 '24
They are under the impression that if you start early, you will hold onto your youth longer. It's sad. Just age with grace. Nothing can stop time.
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u/Loodlekoodles talks like a fag Jun 19 '24
They all look like they've had Botox.
I don't understand how women do this so they find themselves attractive to themselves. As a man that is attracted to women, I find women that don't get any work done more attractive. Just a little lipstick and makeup is good enough, honestly even that doesn't matter. We see natural beauty, artificial enhancement is so obvious, and I don't like it.
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u/ssrowavay Jun 19 '24
Agreed overall. But once women reach about 50, things do change a bit, with skin tending to sag significantly. I'm a guy in his 50s, and I can understand the desire to fight that particular aspect of aging, which tends to be more pronounced in women than in men.
But women in their 20s and 30s with Botox look like robots to me. And not in a good way.
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Jun 19 '24
Kinky that there’s a good way for robots to look for you. I can dig it, I played CyberPunk too.
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Jun 19 '24
I haven't found a single lady in her 40s - 50s with botox who didn't look like a cheap Chinese blow up doll or a scary character in an upcoming horror movie
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u/toetappy Jun 20 '24
My grandma got light botox now and then to keep from being a saggy old rasin. It looked fine.
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u/indycpa7 Jun 20 '24
The first one at 41 is a 9 out of 10 and without Botox would be 11 out of 10 smokeshow, this compulsion to inject this garbage is so sad
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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Jun 20 '24
They're all using the same tiktok filters, don't look nearly this good irl but you can still see their complete lack of facial movements even with filters, can't hide those.
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u/PookieTea Jun 20 '24
You would be surprised how many women who you think are natural have actually had work done. It only really becomes apparent when it’s either overdone or poorly done.
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u/Those_Arent_Pickles Jun 19 '24
The women who are like 40+ look a lot younger, the girls who are under 30 look a lot older and stretched out, almost alien.
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u/freakbutters Jun 19 '24
I thought they all looked mid forties myself
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u/Feisty_Chard_3409 Jun 20 '24
Yeah that was my though... It makes them all look closer to 40 no matter there real age....
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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Jun 20 '24
They've got some heavy ass filters going on in this video though, you can even see it glitching out on the first girl. Filters can't hide the lack of movements in their face from the botox stiffening everything up too much to move properly tho. That's the real uncanny part, especially for smiling because only their lips move and not their cheeks or the little eye squint thing that usually happens when smiling too...
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u/AnybodyAdmirable1461 Jun 19 '24
😬 wow, some of them are in their early 20s and now look 50
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u/Earthistopheles Jun 19 '24
Botox and vocal fry, a combination straight from hell.
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u/sn0c0ne_d1sast3r Jun 20 '24
AAGH I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MENTION THE VOCAL fryyyygh
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u/House_Of_Thoth Jun 20 '24
Loudermilk has entered the chat
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u/sn0c0ne_d1sast3r Jun 20 '24
It genuinely baffles me that, for some people, all they ever know is a life spoken in vocal fry :/
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u/JaredUnzipped Jun 20 '24
I've often wondered how so many young women these days are getting vocal fry. What are they doing?
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u/Rich_Handsome Jun 20 '24
It's a deliberate affectation. Nothing to do with crack throat, whisky throat, or too many cigarettes. Doesn't that somehow make it so much worse?
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u/dooon_t Jun 19 '24
That last one got it in her teeth.
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u/Beautiful-Rhubarb-13 Jun 20 '24
I had to scroll all the way back up to check out the last chick's teeth. Totally worth it.
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u/Regret-Select Jun 20 '24
As a guy I'd like to say both I don't care what anyone else wants to do, but I only find this unattractive.
Botox for migraines? I don't know the exact science behind it, but if it helps, sure. I'd hope if it does work that it helps people who do suffer from migraines
Botox to... make your body look different? I think you're just injecting botulism into your body and potentially harming yourself. To change your appearance? I like healthy people. I like people that glory to improve their health. Not take on huge health risks, to look a certain way.
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u/branmuffin27850 Jun 20 '24
It helps dramatically with only about 10-15 units on the face where you can see. The rest goes in the scalp, neck, and shoulders. I get over 200 units every 3 months. Would be miserable without it.
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u/smipypr Jun 19 '24
Jesus. they are suffering from and over medicating their dysmorphia. When in their 70s, they will appear to be in masks, Nicole Kidman already carries a 12 pack of of Botox with her.
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u/22pabloesco22 Jun 20 '24
I got a funny feeling these people starting this shit in their 20s are not gonna last to their 70s...
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u/Opening-Two6723 Jun 20 '24
My exclamation to my wife:
You focus on your small things you don't like, which No one else notices, and you want just a bit. That's fine, but this is the face I love, and I know your face better than anyone else.
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u/ptofl Jun 19 '24
Yo one who is 55 got value. But I honestly think this is obvious because it comes with lip filler upsell and an obsession with fake tan. Like, why are they all trump orange
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Jun 19 '24
First and foremost, botox is literally a poison. Literally. If you are gonna use it, the general rule is you should not have more than the number of your age. I feel bad for these women and I condemn whoever convinced them they weren't beautiful naturally. It truly is a shame.
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u/zingzing175 Jun 19 '24
I was waiting to see some beautiful older woman, like maybe the owner of the company at the end that said 0.....
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u/Exotic_Succotash_226 Jun 19 '24
These are all the "hot" girls you went to HS with that thought they were the shit. But got botched as they grew older
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u/Worthless_af Jun 20 '24
I feel sorry for these people. Turning yourself into creepy monsters for what?
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u/CaliSignGuy Jun 20 '24
Am I missing the flex? They all look a little…off? And did I hear that one of them was like 20? Jesus people, be proud of what ya have
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u/DarthDregan Jun 19 '24
...like people who dig up teenagers for new faces to wear to work.
55 My ass, Robin.
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u/awt2007 Jun 19 '24
they all look related; like angelina jolies kids or sisters:D ( i mean they are cute )
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u/Squirrel-Lee Jun 20 '24
I'm 45 and enjoying 'aging gracefully'. I wear my few grey hairs proudly, don't do injections, still have a smokin' body (thanks to not having kids), and only wear a little eyeliner and mascara. This is one bandwagon that I'll let pass by...
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u/Original-Document-62 Jun 20 '24
Why do I get the impression some of these folks will also talk about ridding your body of toxins (via a copper bracelet or herbs), while injecting literal toxins into their faces?
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u/Blulou2000 Jun 19 '24
Gross… they could’ve been attractive if not for their mannequinesque appearance.
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u/I_hate_usernames331 Jun 19 '24
Rule of thumb the units of Botox you have should never be bigger than your age
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u/LMayo Jun 20 '24
These 20-30 year Olds getting botox make them look 15 years older. I thought one that was 34 was 50.
Like, I don't want to shame anyone, but this may be an addiction that is harmful down the road, no?
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u/Substantial-Wolf5263 Jun 20 '24
What ever happened to just you know doing the work to take care of yourself and embracing aging if you eat decent exercise and the scary one for some of you drink fucking WATER! You might not look like mashed potatoes at 40, looking at you white people lotion is your friend and sunscreen
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u/Catniss-EverGreen Jun 20 '24
It looks creepy when you have so much Botox that you can’t make the proper facial movements when talking! Yikes!
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Jun 20 '24
Yeah see the issue here is that those are literally the only expressions these people can make anymore because they’ve injected neurotoxins into their muscles and paralyzed them. They couldn’t be more expressive if they wanted to. It takes a deep lack of foresight to do something like this to yourself.
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u/Cheeky-Chimp Jun 20 '24
Some of them look really good. The first lady that says she’s 55 looks good. I dont think they look good on 23-25 year olds, tho.
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u/lordskulldragon Jun 20 '24
The younger they are the uglier they look. The older they are, the better. That 60yo threw me for a loop.
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u/CookieDragon80 Jun 20 '24
Is it just me or does it seem like the more Botox you get the more they all look the same.
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Jun 20 '24
I really wish all women would understand that this just doesn't look good. I would never bring a girl with a plastic face like that around my family lol
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u/screwyoujor Jun 20 '24
I was wondering how a doctor could just keep going to work on someone till they don't look real and anymore like the 23 who's face is 70% four head now. With the 44 year old doctor in this video I think I have my answer.
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u/shortnix Jun 20 '24
They look like clowns, and they are surrounded by other similar looking clowns so I suppose they think it's normal. 🤡
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u/Whoopsie_Todaysie Jun 20 '24
Stephanie @ 23?!!? Her forehead looks hugely swollen and her lips look like they can't rake anymore!!!
This is such sad state of affairs.
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u/J1mj0hns0n Jun 20 '24
Have you noticed. . . The less they have, the more attractive they are? The first lady at 44 (v pretty) had 32, imagine how pretty she'd be without any. The ladies who had 70+ look like Easter island heads 🗿
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u/alecesne Jun 20 '24
You read in history about societies having weird interests in luxury foods or preoccupations. This is definitely one of them. Like, I don't need Amber rosary beads from Prussia, or saffron for my next feast; I can do without a beaver top hat. But I want you to paralyze my facial muscles with potentially lethal bacterial toxins so that I can look 42 from the ages of 25 to 59.
It could also be the lizard people playing the long game by convincing regular humans to look more like their disguises so that the public can't tell who is what.
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u/ElBeatch Jun 20 '24
What blows me away is that for a group of people so critical of the way they and others look they can't seem to see how weird this looks.
Some of their faces look and move like 2020 AI videos and they would probably look even more strange if they had to stop now.
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u/milesdizzy Jun 20 '24
Who wakes up and is like “you know what? I’m gonna inject botulism into my face”
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u/Foreign-Teach5870 Jun 20 '24
They are in for a very rude awakening after the Botox wears off and they see the damage it does to their faces.
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u/DuaLipasClitoris Jun 20 '24
Nothing like finding youth in an injectable that ages your face 10+ years
Not one of these women look to be in the same decade that they are
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u/Froggy_Clown Jun 20 '24
I’m sorry but deviny looks like a Bigmouth character. The oversized lips, the face shape, the pushed back hair line. The teeth
Somebody please save her. We don’t need Nick kroll having any more inspiration for his characters. In all seriousness she needs to talk this out with a doctor and a therapist. This seems like some sort of extreme body dysmorphia.
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Jun 20 '24
The cheeks! They ALL have the cheek bone structure of those old-school ventriloquists dummies.
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u/faithiestbrain Jun 20 '24
I think some of the older women definitely look younger than I'd expect, but none of the women in their 20s look to be any younger than mid 30s.
Just don't do botox so early if you're going to do it.
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u/Impressive_Craft7452 Jun 20 '24
These bihs just all look super surprised all the time.
The same face they make when they accidentally learn something new.
Its like, their face shows a semi-permanent lightbulb moment, but theres nothing happening behind the eyes. :D
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u/Chippycp Jun 20 '24
The real LPT here: if you're addicted to body modifications, work at the Botox clinic. The employee discount must be fantastic!
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u/HelpIranoutofbeans Jun 19 '24
They look like they're wearing a mask made of someone else's face