Got a little too excited about Shark Week last night

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I was about to comment "you look a lot like Verne Troyer" only to realize that you are, in fact, Verne Troyer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

I thought "No way this isn't a repost." Then I saw the username.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14 edited Apr 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

I was wondering why the small child had a beard. And then bam I'm a moron.

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u/PlayerSdk Aug 13 '14

I was wondering why the shark was watching TV

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u/Diggey11 Aug 13 '14

Are we really a moron if most likely thousands of other people didn't catch on immediately?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

Well no, technically you're three morons.

Er, make that four. Plus however many thousand. Morons.

9004 morons.

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u/kniselydone Aug 13 '14

I AM AN ADULT!!!

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u/canipaybycheck Aug 13 '14

Stop commenting.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

"I'm a karmawhore but I had no idea who that was XD!"

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u/mixtapehero_ Aug 13 '14

I was like, "oh this guy put his kid in a shark suit. Cute - bet there's comments about their kid being eaten by a shar-wait a MINNUT!"

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u/OP_IS_A_FUCKFACE Aug 13 '14

Yes, all of you karmawhores who post comments every day didn't know that this was Verne Troyer and are definitely not just saying this bullshit because you know it'll get upvotes.

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u/master_implosion Aug 13 '14

This happens way too often.

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u/M002 Aug 13 '14

it's expected every time he posts

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

I love it, it gets me everytime. I obviously don't look at the username before I click the post, but it's always Verne doing something hilarious, and he never draws attention to who he is in his title.

Then when I see the picture I have to do a double-take and look back at his username, even though I already know what it's going to say.

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u/goodnightspoon Aug 13 '14

Man, Reddit has the coolest celebrity posters (celebritors?). Verne, Zach, Molly, Arnold..the best.

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u/ThumbtacksArePointy Aug 13 '14

Molly?

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u/KongRahbek Aug 13 '14

Yeah, which Molly?... Ringwald?

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u/firstname_m_lastname Aug 13 '14

The One True Molly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14 edited Jan 19 '22

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u/pitline810 Aug 13 '14

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ MOLLY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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u/Ogow Aug 14 '14

We're gonna need some twitch repellent over here.

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u/the_hardest_part Aug 13 '14

Yes

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u/brickmack Aug 13 '14

Zach?

Seriously, am I the only one here not on a first name basis with every celebrity to ever post on Reddit?

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u/jayzer Aug 13 '14

Braff.

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol Aug 13 '14

Zach Braff. JD from Scrubs. /u/zachinoz

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u/docmartens Aug 13 '14

It's ok, he's one of the masturbators, so if you don't know about it, don't feel bad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

Molly is Snoop Dogg's real first name.

Yeah I don't know

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u/rathat Aug 13 '14

Everyone knows Molly, she always seems to get lost at concerts though, people always asking me If I've seen Molly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14 edited Apr 29 '15

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u/Babyface_Flores Aug 13 '14

Its okay as long as you guys dont forget about dre.

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u/DoMeLikeIm5 Aug 14 '14

Already forgot about him and detox.

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u/fiftypoints Aug 14 '14

I only act like I forgot about dre

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u/Nakotadinzeo Aug 13 '14

Shatner and will wheaton as well

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

And lil b from the pack

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u/Kyolbot Aug 13 '14

But you forgot /u/wil - shame on you. ^{^{^Shame}} ^{^{^{^on}}} ^{^{^{^{^you.}}}}

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

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u/ZomBStrawberry Aug 13 '14

Stop trying to summon /u/wil by saying his name three times. It only works on a full moon.

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u/rathat Aug 13 '14

He turned off the name alert feature.

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u/dekrant Aug 13 '14

But what about... a SUPERMOON?!

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u/doitlive Aug 13 '14

you forgot Shatner

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u/LiquidRitz Aug 13 '14

Redditors will suffice. I believe it is similar t o 4chan's post on being a girl on the web

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

Zach hasn't visited us lately... Or I haven't seen anything from him in the front page.

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u/EliteNewbz Aug 13 '14

You forgot the most famous one /u/Unidan.

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u/DavidRandom Aug 14 '14

How dare you speak of he who must not be named?

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u/niallmc66 Aug 14 '14

Molly?

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u/mrsforsyte Aug 14 '14

Shatner

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

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u/PuddinTubes Aug 13 '14

Nice try... Brian Dawkins

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u/Harrisimo Aug 13 '14

I hate to tell you, but it was not actually the 9 time Pro Bowl selection Brian Dawkins who posted a Brony gif in response to StickleyMan in this very thread.

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u/where_is_the_any_key Aug 13 '14

I wondered why a guy had put himself in the couch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

This dude could post his shit and we'd upvote it. Not that I'm saying it's a bad thing... but we would

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

I feel like that happens to people every time he posts a picture

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u/delspencerdeltorro Aug 13 '14

He posts fairly often. It's cool. He's like a regular guy who loves karma.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

Hah! Glad you pointed that out. I thought the mini me comment was in bad taste before... Now I'm just wondering if I maybe I take being PC too seriously :/

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

SUBMITTED TO /R/BESTOF WOW THIS GUY IS A RIOT HAHAHAHA LETS GET HIM A DECADE OF GOLD FOR BEING SUCHA CLEVER GUY! HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS COMMENT?? HAHAHAA WWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWW!!!

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u/FuckOffINeedToStudy Aug 13 '14

Hey. Don't be a dick.

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u/TheOnlySausages Aug 13 '14

Go fucking study. Dick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '14

Yikes