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I bought a used DSi and was met with this

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u/Superpe0n 1d ago

couldve been worse

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u/moparr 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah I got a Gameboy camera on eBay. Lots of pics of a guy and his dog. And then the last one was a penis. I should have known.

E: it was a human dong, not the dog’s. Taken from a lower angle looking up as if from his knees. Had to have his face in the photo too, the sick fuck.

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u/leavemealonegeez8 1d ago

A guy and his dong

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u/MobileTheoretical 1d ago

the whole slideshow was like

Guy and his dog

Guy and his dog

Guy and his dog

Guy and his dog

Guy and his dog

Guy and his dog

Guy and his dog

Guy and his dog

Guy and his dog

Guy and his dog

Guy and his dong

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u/PerpetuallyNotBusy 1d ago

Guy and dogs dong!!

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u/KDubzzz2 1d ago

Dog and Guy's Dong

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u/justwalkinthru87 22h ago

That’s a different sub

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Zettomer 1d ago

Guy and his hotdog

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u/hamsterwheeled 1d ago

Dude hung dong

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u/CharlieKeIIy 1d ago

It was more of a ding than a dong.

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u/hamsterwheeled 1d ago

Like a button in a fur coat

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u/brunohedgerow 1d ago

My penis only has the tip.

It's like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso

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u/CharmingAttention731 1d ago

That’s crazy, if this was my case not even god himself could pull something like that from me LMAOOOO.

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u/Juzzdide 1d ago

I’ll come back for you

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u/SwitchIsBestConsole 1d ago

"Tonight... you"

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u/b3nz0r 1d ago

It was like a baby bird wearing a sweater

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u/hidyhidyhidyho 1d ago

I need a magnum condom for my magnum dong!

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u/ndab71 1d ago

Long Dog Dong

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u/jamiechaseMetaMats 1d ago

Very thunder gun

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u/Naud1993 1d ago

When you make a typo in an AI prompt.

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u/IdentifiesAsGreenPud 1d ago

Two guys, one dog.

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u/FocalorLucifuge 1d ago

That could still have been worse. You had a dog and a penis, and thank the good Lord they remained in separate pictures.

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u/Jaysong_stick 1d ago

What I’m hearing is there was a dog and a hot dog

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u/G4bbz121 1d ago

Idk They dont seem like their describing it as a "hot" dog

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u/ennyphox 1d ago

I bought one at a game store, the store owner took a look on it just to make sure my eyes weren't ruined and they said it was full of a lot of dirty stuff 

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u/CaramelDonutzz 1d ago

Years ago my brother got a second hand pc, it was full of sexy but not nude pictures of the dude’s wife, posing next to their dog who’s red rocket was out 🤨

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u/sinclairuser 1d ago

That's really worrying.

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u/sdforbda 1d ago

Glad you didn't see her applying the lipstick.

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u/Shiv5Piece 1d ago

That's knot funny.

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u/frostlycan 1d ago

Bought a used phone in high school, didn't get any pictures of a dog though. Just a hairy gaping asshole 😮‍💨

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u/piss_jug_plug 1d ago

Nice ✊🏻

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u/PalpitationSingle489 1d ago

I think I bought a phone from that guy once, he hasn’t cleared it and there were perhaps 50-60 pictures of him in tank tops, all just showing his waist up so I figured it was profile pics, but of course I had to continue scrolling, and all of a sudden there was a zoomed out picture of him, in a tank top, but no clothes from the waist down.

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u/rhymes_with_candy 1d ago

I bought a refurbished lumix online and the internal storage was full of creep/upskirt shots. A bunch of dick pics would've been less upsetting to me.

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u/Spoogly 1d ago

I know someone who buys them at pawn shops/thrift stores just to see what was left on them. Dude is a total fucking creep, but he's found some weird shit iirc.

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u/Bunch_Spobs 1d ago

devilish upvote count

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u/StankilyDankily666 1d ago

Was it at least a decent looking dick?

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u/moparr 1d ago

Hard to tell. Only working with a handful of pixels and a black and green image.

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew 1d ago

In all fairness, this dudes head and neck looks like an uncircumcised penis

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u/frezzzer 1d ago

When I used to work at GameStop in 2010 had this son and mom trade in DSi.

Opening picture was pictures of his dick and just handed it back to mom. She acted like wasn’t a big deal and still traded in after deleting everything.

Just as scared from PSP trade in with background 2 people having sex as both were in front of me doing the trade in. People have no fucks given.

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u/qole720 1d ago

It sounds like they had at least 1 fuck to give

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u/reichrunner 1d ago

Nah sounds like they already used it

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u/qole720 1d ago

Probably why they were trading it in

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u/grishkaa 1d ago

So they had one spent fuck to give.

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u/PalpitationSingle489 1d ago

I had a friend and his girlfriend come over with his iPad that he thought was broken, it turned out it was just his charging cable that was broken and the iPad had discharged and wouldn’t boot, so I took out a working cable.

So we wouldn’t miss when it had enough charge to start up I put it on the middle of my living room table leaning against a bowl and we all sat down to watch something on YouTube.

After a couple of minutes the iPad woke up and my friend leaned over and unlocked it, and his girlfriend immediately yelled out “I told you to change that!”

Turned out he hadn’t changed the incredibly zoomed in picture of her vagina that he for some reason thought was a great picture to have as background on his iPad..

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u/dirtys_ot_special 1d ago

swipe to unlock

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u/PalpitationSingle489 1d ago

I don’t remember how he unlocked it, but putting a finger on a certain spot or putting your face right up close usually works.

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u/ArtyTack 1d ago

Swipe swipe swipe swipe to unlock

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u/GracieThunders 1d ago

For about 5 minutes if you're doing it right

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u/AgentCirceLuna 1d ago

My friends had a sleepover and this was back when you could lock an iPad for up to like a day if you kept entering the wrong password. They changed my background to gay porn, made it so it was locked for twenty four hours, but they knew my dad would be picking me up and would likely see it when I opened the thing in the car. I was furious and I luckily checked it before leaving. To get back at them, I told my dad what they’d done and asked him to demand an explanation. He thought it was hilarious, though, so everything worked out okay.

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u/frezzzer 1d ago

People take so many pictures now of themselves.

Mind boggling.

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u/Theonewho_hasspoken 1d ago

Just pretend it’s the predators mouth and look away.

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u/No-Cantaloupe-6535 1d ago

Man you shoulda seen the wild shit we'd get back when I ran the Walgreens photo lab. Thankfully only a couple cases of needing to get police involved but people really just send their pictures of shit (sometimes literally) and think it's just robots printing and packaging their orders I guess

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u/sithelephant 1d ago

'gonna need to see some proof of ownership - get in the position'

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u/squonge 1d ago

Couldn't you just format the system memory from settings? Going straight to photos and showing his mum is pathological.

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u/pleaseacceptmereddit 1d ago

Yeah, I was going through puberty when I got mine. I may or may not have taken pictures of things to track, umm, growth.

There wasn’t much to track :(

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u/Ill_be_here_a_week 1d ago

Well what did the data suggest? For science purposes, of course..

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u/pleaseacceptmereddit 1d ago

That I needed to develop my personality and work ethic. A lot. It’s fine. Everything is fine.

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u/2eanimation 1d ago

When I was in army we had this one guy who bought a PSP Vita. He left it there in the room, unattended, so we took pictures of our dicks and set them as wallpaper. He wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed and couldn’t for the sake of it figure out how to set a wallpaper on that thing, so he had to live with seeing our dicks for WEEKS every time he wanted to play on his console lol

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u/darkest_hour1428 1d ago

“Aw man, I just don’t understand how to change my settings… guess I gotta admire some more cocks”

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u/2eanimation 1d ago

He had a girl back home, and was actually quite pissed for getting dicked, or at least that’s what it seemed like.

„guys is it gay if I like seeing my buddies‘ dicks?“

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u/grishkaa 1d ago

Plot twist: he was gay and actually wouldn't mind it at all

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u/DogPoetry 22h ago

Why y'all so eager to force people to look at your penis? 

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u/kalejeanchad 1d ago

my boyfriend got a 3DS off EBay and there were only pictures of a naked woman

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u/AgentCirceLuna 1d ago

This made me check mine. It’s just screenshots of their Animal Crossing world, very pure.

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u/WilburBenbow 1d ago

Real 😂

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u/jraffdev 1d ago

That’s what he’s using to balance the ds with no hands

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u/conjunctivious 1d ago

10 year old me was looking up boobs on my 3DS internet browser. I found my old 3DS a few months ago, opened the internet browser, and there were still boobs on the screen all these years later. I'm surprised OP didn't find any actual nudity.

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u/colimar 1d ago

One day i saw an article and they guy found pictures of the former owner and his bong

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u/CucumberNo5312 1d ago

"Could be worse, John. A lot worse."

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u/draiman 1d ago

"I showed you my Mii, please respond"

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u/heere_we_go 1d ago

I was gonna say that pic looks like a Mii. Fully egg-shaped. 

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u/Maksilla 1d ago edited 1d ago

🩷krissy🩷

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u/RedditTipiak 1d ago

It is time, krissy

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u/SpunkedMeTrousers 1d ago

🎶 I don't like this, Krissy! Jesus H Krissy, I don't like this, Krissy wake uuup! 🎶

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u/TheGrimGuardian 1d ago

It makes you wonder, doesn't it? Did 🩷krissy🩷grow out of her handheld and her dad is selling it? Did she flunk a class and lost it as a privilege? Did this guy buy it at a yard sale and is reselling it? What happened? Who are you, big head man? Where are you 🩷krissy🩷?

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u/zaphod777 1d ago

Krissy is his cat phishing alter ego

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u/Pi-Guy 1d ago

Maybe it's a girl's DS and her brother took it to take a troll photo

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u/TroubadourRL 1d ago

ngl, I leave weird photos like this on my kids electronics all the time, especially when they leave them out in the open.

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u/TheDoctor_314 1d ago

"Who are you playing with Sweetie?"

"Krissy!"

👹 "𝘐'𝘮 𝘒𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘺" 👹

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u/LollipopChainsawZz 1d ago

Someone forgot to system reset lol.

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u/dragonrite 1d ago

Or system reset and added just this. Pretty hilarious if that's what he did

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u/protossaccount 1d ago

Ya this comes off like it’s intentional, since his name is 🩷krissy🩷

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u/thepwnydanza 1d ago

Hmm didn’t know the human head could be uncircumcised. TIL

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u/captcraigaroo 1d ago

Skin hoodie

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u/Angry_Sparrow 1d ago

Omg I’m laughing out loud as a guest for Christmas in someone else’s living room. No! But so accurate.

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u/Blales 1d ago

r/rareinsults material right here.

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u/EveryRadio 1d ago

New meaning for the word turtleneck

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u/IL-Corvo 1d ago

I'm SO glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything when I read this.

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u/slirpo 1d ago

Just wait until his head gets hard. That's when the real party starts.

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u/Lehk 1d ago

That’s why lawyers wear ties

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u/Spiffster13 1d ago

I sent you a picture in my DS plz respond

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u/Any-Cause-374 1d ago

picto chat goes hard

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u/kyouteki 1d ago

I bought a used DSi from Goodwill a few years ago to give to my daughter as a birthday gift. I started working on jailbreaking it, and saw that it was loaded with almost a decade of selfies from a young boy. As I flipped through them, I was looking for anything I could find to identify him, so I could send these photos to him/his parents. As I got near the end of the photoreel and started to lose hope, I saw a picture he took of some homework that clearly showed his name. A quick Google, and I was able to find that his mom ran an insurance agency about half an hour up the road. I gave her a call, got her email address, and sent her the photos. The kid was a junior in high school and a football star by that point, so he probably didn't care, but I'm sure they were precious to his parents.

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u/JKN1GHTxGKG 1d ago

Well done. Small gesture and you did not have to do that. We need more gems like you.

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u/kyouteki 1d ago

It was a fun little mystery to occupy an afternoon with, and I came out of it with a neat story. Was a win-win.

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u/JKN1GHTxGKG 20h ago

Way to Scooby Doo that shit😂

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u/Fresh_Fluffy_Unicorn 1d ago

Just wanted a better rate on insurance...

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u/kyouteki 1d ago

Should have asked!

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u/Fresh_Fluffy_Unicorn 1d ago

Reddit altruism is overrated.

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u/jules-lake 1d ago

when i was in middle school my mom had a yard sale and sold my stuff while i was away at summer camp. so somewhere out there is my dsi with pictures of me and my friends 🙃also my moms credit card number 😂

the buyer of my stuff wasn’t as kind as you. i wish i could have gotten it back 😢

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u/cagewilly 1d ago

I thought that was headed another direction.

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u/Sanfranciscoma 1d ago

Disinfect that thing now.

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u/ahh_ay_Soul 1d ago

I brought a second hand 3DS once, I decided to check the photos if anything was on it. It show a kid smiling in the photo then a door I would say was the bathroom and then the best and last photo was a massive arse shit in the toilet.

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u/ShiftedR90 1d ago

Hahahahahahaha that's hilarious! 

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u/Taybae 1d ago

He really told a story. 10/10

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u/NorysStorys 1d ago

Reminds me of a 2nd hand 3DS XL I bought not long after Christmas a good few years back. It clearly had been sold to 2nd hand/pawn shop by parents because it had photos left on it of a bunch of young kids on Christmas clearly having the time of their life and it almost broke my heart that it had to be traded in for cash.

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u/Then_Character_4050 1d ago

 Thumb-Thumbs from Spy Kids are real?

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u/GlitteringFutures 1d ago

It's me when I turn off my phone and see my reflection.

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u/SuperStoneman 1d ago

Have it printed on canvas and framed

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u/HyaluronicFlaccid 1d ago

Better yet, have it printed using an old Game Boy Printer and then frame that

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u/king_mahalo 1d ago

Who ya callin Pinhead?

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u/PenchantForNostalgia 1d ago

The true God Emperor of Dune!

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u/WanderWut 1d ago

Dammit you beat me to it lol.

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u/tica_spi 1d ago

MONEO. FETCH MY DS.

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u/kerrvilledasher 1d ago

You better wipe that thing down with some cleaning alcohol.

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u/Alohagrown 1d ago

Never shine a black light on that thing

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u/awesomedan24 1d ago

He's right behind me isn't he...

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u/poop-money 1d ago

I bought an iPod video back in the day off Craigslist. It came with free nudie pics of the dude's wife, who was with him in the car when we met.

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u/soytuamigo 1d ago

That was just a kink of theirs

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u/thunderscar 1d ago

Good buy. I would wager ❤️krissy❤️ took really good care of it.

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u/ZeldLurr 1d ago

That’s 🩷krissy🩷 to you

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u/Pretzeltheman 1d ago

In the years I've worked for a used game store, I think I've seen just about anything that can be seen on systems. Multiple PS3's with hundreds of MP3s on them, pictures of families, vacations, and of course TOO many pron vids. Not even counting the amount of questionable dvd's found in systems. Ahh, what a fun job 😁. It's always a delight getting to load up any system that could take pics or play multiple formats, just to see what treasure trove of 'wtf' I'll find.

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u/Comfortable-Salad-90 1d ago

I thought Seaman was a Dreamcast exclusive

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u/BrainAstronaut 1d ago

Used by Peter Griffin?

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u/TheWandererOne 1d ago

You mean ♡♡Krisy♡♡ Griffin

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u/bewarethetreebadger 1d ago

That’s just an episode of Unanswered Oddities.

https://youtu.be/YGyvLlPad8Q?si=u_PDfiJvGu5gt6qS

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u/Edy94 1d ago

lmaoooo got me

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u/dANNN738 1d ago

🩷 K R I S S Y 🩷

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u/No-Extreme6970 1d ago

Absolute unit of a face

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u/clericanubis 1d ago

One time I sold a cellphone and thought I had cleared it completely turns out I left a dick pic there. I sold it to my coworker who later told me. I was so damn embarrassed

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u/Azeeti 1d ago

Did you ask what they thought? Couldn't hurt.

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u/FeralSparky 1d ago

Bought a gameboy color with a camera cartridge..... the wife had taken nude pictures of herself and never deleted them.

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u/Jslatts942 1d ago

I got a second hand PSP when I was like 7. It was full of porn lol.

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u/SuperArppis 1d ago

Keep it. 😄

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u/Corynthios 1d ago

It might be evidence in something

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u/lissetcuevas 1d ago

Krissy looks so cute there

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u/Tumeric98 1d ago

The spice must flow

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u/CombJelliesAreCool 1d ago

/r/foundmedia

That's pretty good haha

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u/BooShakeys 1d ago edited 1d ago

such a dickhead

edit: i know it's low-hanging fruit

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u/Denwry 1d ago

Looks like he ate a worm and is mad no one let him on the bus.

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u/Bungeditin 1d ago

Did you get a message saying ‘hi sexy, you’re stunning….im not like the other guys you’ve dated’

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u/BatmansBigBro2017 1d ago

“They call me Tater Salad.”

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u/sansdoppel 1d ago

Krissy wake up!

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u/Flat-Limit5595 1d ago

Be nice he shrinks when its cold

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u/tomwp 1d ago

Well don’t just sit there, let him out!

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u/Difficult_Tank_28 1d ago

I sold my mom a used tablet at a tech store I worked at and there were dick pics on it. Even after factory wiping it. Turns out the guy left a micro SD card in the tablet and wouldn't remove the content when resetting lmao.

My boss was SO LUCKY that I'm the one that bought it.

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u/Maitreya83 23h ago

Am I missing some pictures or are we just making fun of fat men?

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u/Mallettjt 22h ago

It looks like he’s peeking out from forskin.

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u/Faris-ali1 21h ago

Out of curiosity, what date he took this picture?

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u/Homewra 1d ago

Pou for the nintendo DS

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u/ndGall 1d ago

Hey! The camera works!

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u/Iva123Iva 1d ago

Too funny. Haha

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u/Dravian31 1d ago

Buzz, your girlfriend! Woof! 

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u/Jackdunc 1d ago

Humpty owned it

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u/ReaperofLightning872 1d ago

🩷Krissy🩷

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u/DrPeGe 1d ago

The Thumb of Destiny! Whisper your wishes into it, and be specific as it's known to take things very literally with a splash of hot sauce.

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u/Subject_Fisherman_46 1d ago

he’s hiding in his foreskin

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u/ButcherPeteIsReady 1d ago

Looks like he belongs in Katamari.

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u/Moist_Decision_4653 1d ago

You really have to be carefull. Some of these things have photos on them that could get you in jail

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u/SecurityWilling2234 1d ago

Looks like your DSi is over-sharing some serious TBT moments from its previous owner! Who needs games when you've got hidden gems like "Dude doing Duck Face"?

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u/Perks92 1d ago

lol I had the same experience

https://i.imgur.com/AXosiv2.jpeg

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u/longliveveedub 1d ago

What she see's...

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u/munchkinatlaw 1d ago

Free copy of Earthworm Jim.

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u/muntermonter 1d ago

I showed you my Pokémon, please respond

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u/EndenWhat 1d ago

Hey that’s my buddy Chris.

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u/SPDShadowRanger 1d ago

I bought a used 3DS about a year ago and the previous owner saved various rap songs on the sound application, including some very explict ones

The photos had a bunch of photos of the previous owner's dog lol

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u/Fang_universe 1d ago

He looks like blob from X-Men origins

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u/Kyle_Wagner 1d ago

Bro looks uncircumcised

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u/PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT 1d ago

If I ever have a similar device to sell, I'm going to load it up with funny photos for the next owner to enjoy and maybe a Rick Roll video.

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u/SwankyLemons 1d ago

Why does his head have a foreskin

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u/morts73 1d ago

It's the new welcome screen.

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u/sockmaster420 1d ago

Frame it and send it to the seller!

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u/SnoopThaGreat89 1d ago

Keep him forever, cherish him. Any ideas for names?

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u/Revolutionary-Try206 1d ago

❤ KRISSY ❤

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u/sujamax 1d ago

Ceiling fan in the background elevates this to, “Good morning, Julia!” levels of cool-guy.

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u/Select-Law3759 1d ago

OG type shit

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u/AmiiboWeekend 1d ago

I’ve never seen foreneck before

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u/str8f8 1d ago

"You found a Diglett!"

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u/ZachMN 1d ago

They finally managed to put Humpty Dumpty together again.

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u/Positive-Mud7177 1d ago

Delete it. I bought a 2nd hand Nintendo 2DS. It had all kinds of weird photos on it. I just deleted the whole lot.

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u/Kruse002 1d ago

This is a meme in the making.

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u/claramat001 20h ago

As someone who forgot to delete their childhood selfies before selling my DSI to a middle aged man, this is probably exactly what they hoped you wouldn’t do when they realised they didn’t factory reset it ahaha

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u/dered118 20h ago

I had bought a used gameboy camera and it had a nude of the sellers gf/wife on it still

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u/Effective_Lead8867 18h ago

They really look like Burger Andy

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u/NotFredRhodes 18h ago

🩷krissy🩷

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u/Oreoninja1 17h ago

That's just Tingle

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u/jeremiah256 17h ago

Krissy = God Emperor Leto II.

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u/versatileviolet 15h ago

OH MY GOD FINALLY A FELLOW NINTENDO DSI USER

Suggest games pls

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u/TheOnyxViper 14h ago

I bought a used Sony Cybershot last year to gift to my sister since it was trendy at the time, and I am simultaneously both glad and not glad that I checked if there was anything on the camera roll. Think it must’ve belonged to an old person or a pervert because there was some regular photos and then a series of “stool” photos with some serious penis slightly within frame. I know for a fact my sister checked the camera roll after I was done erasing (and disinfecting) that camera since she saw my test photos but good lord if I didn’t check it first I think she would’ve hated me for life.

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u/calebtimm 13h ago

A wild snorlax... nice.

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u/Neither-Attention940 12h ago

Dude literally has no neck wtf?! 🤣🤣