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u/Superpe0n 1d ago
couldve been worse
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u/moparr 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yeah I got a Gameboy camera on eBay. Lots of pics of a guy and his dog. And then the last one was a penis. I should have known.
E: it was a human dong, not the dog’s. Taken from a lower angle looking up as if from his knees. Had to have his face in the photo too, the sick fuck.
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u/leavemealonegeez8 1d ago
A guy and his dong
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u/MobileTheoretical 1d ago
the whole slideshow was like
Guy and his dog
Guy and his dog
Guy and his dog
Guy and his dog
Guy and his dog
Guy and his dog
Guy and his dog
Guy and his dog
Guy and his dog
Guy and his dog
Guy and his dong
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u/hamsterwheeled 1d ago
Dude hung dong
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u/CharlieKeIIy 1d ago
It was more of a ding than a dong.
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u/hamsterwheeled 1d ago
Like a button in a fur coat
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u/brunohedgerow 1d ago
My penis only has the tip.
It's like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso
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u/CharmingAttention731 1d ago
That’s crazy, if this was my case not even god himself could pull something like that from me LMAOOOO.
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u/FocalorLucifuge 1d ago
That could still have been worse. You had a dog and a penis, and thank the good Lord they remained in separate pictures.
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u/ennyphox 1d ago
I bought one at a game store, the store owner took a look on it just to make sure my eyes weren't ruined and they said it was full of a lot of dirty stuff
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u/CaramelDonutzz 1d ago
Years ago my brother got a second hand pc, it was full of sexy but not nude pictures of the dude’s wife, posing next to their dog who’s red rocket was out 🤨
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u/frostlycan 1d ago
Bought a used phone in high school, didn't get any pictures of a dog though. Just a hairy gaping asshole 😮💨
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u/PalpitationSingle489 1d ago
I think I bought a phone from that guy once, he hasn’t cleared it and there were perhaps 50-60 pictures of him in tank tops, all just showing his waist up so I figured it was profile pics, but of course I had to continue scrolling, and all of a sudden there was a zoomed out picture of him, in a tank top, but no clothes from the waist down.
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u/rhymes_with_candy 1d ago
I bought a refurbished lumix online and the internal storage was full of creep/upskirt shots. A bunch of dick pics would've been less upsetting to me.
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u/StankilyDankily666 1d ago
Was it at least a decent looking dick?
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u/moparr 1d ago
Hard to tell. Only working with a handful of pixels and a black and green image.
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u/Bean_Juice_Brew 1d ago
In all fairness, this dudes head and neck looks like an uncircumcised penis
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u/frezzzer 1d ago
When I used to work at GameStop in 2010 had this son and mom trade in DSi.
Opening picture was pictures of his dick and just handed it back to mom. She acted like wasn’t a big deal and still traded in after deleting everything.
Just as scared from PSP trade in with background 2 people having sex as both were in front of me doing the trade in. People have no fucks given.
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u/qole720 1d ago
It sounds like they had at least 1 fuck to give
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u/PalpitationSingle489 1d ago
I had a friend and his girlfriend come over with his iPad that he thought was broken, it turned out it was just his charging cable that was broken and the iPad had discharged and wouldn’t boot, so I took out a working cable.
So we wouldn’t miss when it had enough charge to start up I put it on the middle of my living room table leaning against a bowl and we all sat down to watch something on YouTube.
After a couple of minutes the iPad woke up and my friend leaned over and unlocked it, and his girlfriend immediately yelled out “I told you to change that!”
Turned out he hadn’t changed the incredibly zoomed in picture of her vagina that he for some reason thought was a great picture to have as background on his iPad..
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u/dirtys_ot_special 1d ago
swipe to unlock
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u/PalpitationSingle489 1d ago
I don’t remember how he unlocked it, but putting a finger on a certain spot or putting your face right up close usually works.
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u/AgentCirceLuna 1d ago
My friends had a sleepover and this was back when you could lock an iPad for up to like a day if you kept entering the wrong password. They changed my background to gay porn, made it so it was locked for twenty four hours, but they knew my dad would be picking me up and would likely see it when I opened the thing in the car. I was furious and I luckily checked it before leaving. To get back at them, I told my dad what they’d done and asked him to demand an explanation. He thought it was hilarious, though, so everything worked out okay.
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u/No-Cantaloupe-6535 1d ago
Man you shoulda seen the wild shit we'd get back when I ran the Walgreens photo lab. Thankfully only a couple cases of needing to get police involved but people really just send their pictures of shit (sometimes literally) and think it's just robots printing and packaging their orders I guess
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u/pleaseacceptmereddit 1d ago
Yeah, I was going through puberty when I got mine. I may or may not have taken pictures of things to track, umm, growth.
There wasn’t much to track :(
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u/Ill_be_here_a_week 1d ago
Well what did the data suggest? For science purposes, of course..
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u/pleaseacceptmereddit 1d ago
That I needed to develop my personality and work ethic. A lot. It’s fine. Everything is fine.
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u/2eanimation 1d ago
When I was in army we had this one guy who bought a PSP Vita. He left it there in the room, unattended, so we took pictures of our dicks and set them as wallpaper. He wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed and couldn’t for the sake of it figure out how to set a wallpaper on that thing, so he had to live with seeing our dicks for WEEKS every time he wanted to play on his console lol
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u/darkest_hour1428 1d ago
“Aw man, I just don’t understand how to change my settings… guess I gotta admire some more cocks”
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u/2eanimation 1d ago
He had a girl back home, and was actually quite pissed for getting dicked, or at least that’s what it seemed like.
„guys is it gay if I like seeing my buddies‘ dicks?“
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u/kalejeanchad 1d ago
my boyfriend got a 3DS off EBay and there were only pictures of a naked woman
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u/AgentCirceLuna 1d ago
This made me check mine. It’s just screenshots of their Animal Crossing world, very pure.
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u/conjunctivious 1d ago
10 year old me was looking up boobs on my 3DS internet browser. I found my old 3DS a few months ago, opened the internet browser, and there were still boobs on the screen all these years later. I'm surprised OP didn't find any actual nudity.
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u/Maksilla 1d ago edited 1d ago
🩷krissy🩷
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u/RedditTipiak 1d ago
It is time, krissy
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u/SpunkedMeTrousers 1d ago
🎶 I don't like this, Krissy! Jesus H Krissy, I don't like this, Krissy wake uuup! 🎶
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u/TheGrimGuardian 1d ago
It makes you wonder, doesn't it? Did 🩷krissy🩷grow out of her handheld and her dad is selling it? Did she flunk a class and lost it as a privilege? Did this guy buy it at a yard sale and is reselling it? What happened? Who are you, big head man? Where are you 🩷krissy🩷?
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u/TroubadourRL 1d ago
ngl, I leave weird photos like this on my kids electronics all the time, especially when they leave them out in the open.
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u/LollipopChainsawZz 1d ago
Someone forgot to system reset lol.
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u/dragonrite 1d ago
Or system reset and added just this. Pretty hilarious if that's what he did
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u/protossaccount 1d ago
Ya this comes off like it’s intentional, since his name is 🩷krissy🩷
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u/thepwnydanza 1d ago
Hmm didn’t know the human head could be uncircumcised. TIL
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u/Angry_Sparrow 1d ago
Omg I’m laughing out loud as a guest for Christmas in someone else’s living room. No! But so accurate.
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u/kyouteki 1d ago
I bought a used DSi from Goodwill a few years ago to give to my daughter as a birthday gift. I started working on jailbreaking it, and saw that it was loaded with almost a decade of selfies from a young boy. As I flipped through them, I was looking for anything I could find to identify him, so I could send these photos to him/his parents. As I got near the end of the photoreel and started to lose hope, I saw a picture he took of some homework that clearly showed his name. A quick Google, and I was able to find that his mom ran an insurance agency about half an hour up the road. I gave her a call, got her email address, and sent her the photos. The kid was a junior in high school and a football star by that point, so he probably didn't care, but I'm sure they were precious to his parents.
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u/JKN1GHTxGKG 1d ago
Well done. Small gesture and you did not have to do that. We need more gems like you.
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u/kyouteki 1d ago
It was a fun little mystery to occupy an afternoon with, and I came out of it with a neat story. Was a win-win.
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u/jules-lake 1d ago
when i was in middle school my mom had a yard sale and sold my stuff while i was away at summer camp. so somewhere out there is my dsi with pictures of me and my friends 🙃also my moms credit card number 😂
the buyer of my stuff wasn’t as kind as you. i wish i could have gotten it back 😢
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u/ahh_ay_Soul 1d ago
I brought a second hand 3DS once, I decided to check the photos if anything was on it. It show a kid smiling in the photo then a door I would say was the bathroom and then the best and last photo was a massive arse shit in the toilet.
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u/NorysStorys 1d ago
Reminds me of a 2nd hand 3DS XL I bought not long after Christmas a good few years back. It clearly had been sold to 2nd hand/pawn shop by parents because it had photos left on it of a bunch of young kids on Christmas clearly having the time of their life and it almost broke my heart that it had to be traded in for cash.
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u/SuperStoneman 1d ago
Have it printed on canvas and framed
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u/HyaluronicFlaccid 1d ago
Better yet, have it printed using an old Game Boy Printer and then frame that
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u/poop-money 1d ago
I bought an iPod video back in the day off Craigslist. It came with free nudie pics of the dude's wife, who was with him in the car when we met.
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u/Pretzeltheman 1d ago
In the years I've worked for a used game store, I think I've seen just about anything that can be seen on systems. Multiple PS3's with hundreds of MP3s on them, pictures of families, vacations, and of course TOO many pron vids. Not even counting the amount of questionable dvd's found in systems. Ahh, what a fun job 😁. It's always a delight getting to load up any system that could take pics or play multiple formats, just to see what treasure trove of 'wtf' I'll find.
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u/clericanubis 1d ago
One time I sold a cellphone and thought I had cleared it completely turns out I left a dick pic there. I sold it to my coworker who later told me. I was so damn embarrassed
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u/FeralSparky 1d ago
Bought a gameboy color with a camera cartridge..... the wife had taken nude pictures of herself and never deleted them.
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u/Bungeditin 1d ago
Did you get a message saying ‘hi sexy, you’re stunning….im not like the other guys you’ve dated’
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u/Difficult_Tank_28 1d ago
I sold my mom a used tablet at a tech store I worked at and there were dick pics on it. Even after factory wiping it. Turns out the guy left a micro SD card in the tablet and wouldn't remove the content when resetting lmao.
My boss was SO LUCKY that I'm the one that bought it.
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u/Moist_Decision_4653 1d ago
You really have to be carefull. Some of these things have photos on them that could get you in jail
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u/SecurityWilling2234 1d ago
Looks like your DSi is over-sharing some serious TBT moments from its previous owner! Who needs games when you've got hidden gems like "Dude doing Duck Face"?
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u/SPDShadowRanger 1d ago
I bought a used 3DS about a year ago and the previous owner saved various rap songs on the sound application, including some very explict ones
The photos had a bunch of photos of the previous owner's dog lol
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u/PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT 1d ago
If I ever have a similar device to sell, I'm going to load it up with funny photos for the next owner to enjoy and maybe a Rick Roll video.
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u/Positive-Mud7177 1d ago
Delete it. I bought a 2nd hand Nintendo 2DS. It had all kinds of weird photos on it. I just deleted the whole lot.
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u/claramat001 20h ago
As someone who forgot to delete their childhood selfies before selling my DSI to a middle aged man, this is probably exactly what they hoped you wouldn’t do when they realised they didn’t factory reset it ahaha
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u/dered118 20h ago
I had bought a used gameboy camera and it had a nude of the sellers gf/wife on it still
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u/TheOnyxViper 14h ago
I bought a used Sony Cybershot last year to gift to my sister since it was trendy at the time, and I am simultaneously both glad and not glad that I checked if there was anything on the camera roll. Think it must’ve belonged to an old person or a pervert because there was some regular photos and then a series of “stool” photos with some serious penis slightly within frame. I know for a fact my sister checked the camera roll after I was done erasing (and disinfecting) that camera since she saw my test photos but good lord if I didn’t check it first I think she would’ve hated me for life.
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