r/dndmemes Artificer Nov 13 '21

they're not rare, De Beers manually controls the market price by limiting the amount of diamonds on the market. Lore meme

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u/paladinLight Blood Hunter Nov 13 '21 edited Nov 13 '21

Diamonds are hard, but torsion force will shatter them, and they can be pierced by a drill.

Diamonds just got Bludgeoning Immunity.

Edit: they actually have slashing immunity, and possibly bludgeoning vulnerability.

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u/Myrkul999 Forever DM Nov 13 '21 edited Nov 13 '21

You can smash a diamond with a hammer or a hydraulic press. Hardness isn't toughness. Hardness is a measure of structural resistance to deformation. ("Squishing")

Take a piece of steel for example. Steel is wonderful because it can be hardened to a relately wide range of values.

Mild steel is relatively soft. If you hit it very hard, it will bend, and stay bent. If you harden it, however, it won't bend when struck, but will instead break. With the right amount of hardened steel and softer steel, you get a spring, which bends, but returns to its previous shape. Of course, you can still snap spring steel, it just takes a lot more work.

To answer the question above, a diamond blade would be sharp as fuck, but shatter if you hit anything substantial with it. The best way to use diamonds in sword design is the same way they do in industrial applications: use the diamond only for the edge.

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u/Magicspook Nov 13 '21

Diamond macahuitl lets gooo!

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u/Myrkul999 Forever DM Nov 13 '21

Basically, yeah.

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u/paladinLight Blood Hunter Nov 13 '21

Or diamond tipped arrows would be decent

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u/BigFatManPig Nov 13 '21

I would just use obsidian at that point.

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u/Fix_a_Fix Nov 13 '21

Bludgeoning Immunity.

What is this thing?

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u/paladinLight Blood Hunter Nov 13 '21

In D&D, not by any creature i know.

In real life? To a certain extent.

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u/Cthulhu321 Nov 13 '21

There are some oozes with slashing immunity, the ones that split

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u/paladinLight Blood Hunter Nov 13 '21

Yep, but i dont think any creature directly has straight up bludgeoning immunity.

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u/POD80 Nov 14 '21

It may depend on edition, I know that the giant slug for instance was immune to bludgeoning.

5E is not my edition though.

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u/psuedophilosopher Nov 13 '21

https://www.aidedd.org/dnd/monstres.php?vo=demogorgon

There are a number of creatures that are immune to bludgeoning damage from non magical attacks, but the demogorgon seems to be alone in having immunity to non-magical bludgeoning damage regardless of the damage coming from an attack or any other source.

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u/paladinLight Blood Hunter Nov 13 '21

Yeah, im talking about blanket immunity to Bludgeoning. Like, Black Puddings are immune to slashing damage, magical or not.

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u/rich_27 Nov 13 '21

I think it would probably be slashing immunity and perhaps vulnerability to bludgeoning if you were to represent the properties of diamonds in mechanical D&D terms; they're very hard and pretty scratch proof, but will sheer or shatter far more easily

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u/paladinLight Blood Hunter Nov 13 '21

Yeah thats probably closer.

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u/Dryu_nya Nov 13 '21

Diamonds are hard, but (...) they can be pierced by a drill

I feel like there is a Gurren Lagann metaphor in here somewhere.